[Betty]

http://www.olegvolk.net/runt_pics/misc%20linked%20pics/army%20runts.jpg

Told you I had backup! :p

[winstonsmith]

Wow... do you work freelance? I've got a few small countries I'd like to conquer.

[Kharn]

So thats who goes after those people that get a topic locked...

Kharn

[TallPine]

Runt's been cloning around again :D

[jdege]

Her pictures are all over Joel Rosenberg's new book.

[Betty]

I plan to imitate Bill Mauldin Up Front cartoons next. :p

[Edward429451]

Thats just too dang cool!:cool:

[Lord Grey Boots]

Betty, you are scaring me....

[Kaylee]

oh Betty.... that is SO COOL!!!!

:)
-K

[Ian]

Runt's version of the Korean War memorial?

[Hkmp5sd]

Looks like Brigitte Boisselier of CloneAid has kidnapped Runt.

[Bowlcut]

See that could be scary....or slightly kinky....then again thats my dirty mind going :D


Lovely pic tho

[Brian Williams]

:what:What no tarantulas!!!! :rolleyes:

[swingcatt]

Very good effects! Only problem I see is the rear-Runts have bayonets attached while the front-runts don't!

Bad time for a charge!

Ouch! Ouch!

SC

[45R]

Will The Real Runt_of _The_Litter PLZ STand Up....... I had to do it!!!! :)



Runt-
How many layers in Photoshop did it take you to do that! Nice picture!

45R

[Darrin]

Hey, the 3rd chick from the left looks familiar....

[Skunkabilly]

Is it Halloween or St Patrick's Day?

**PING!!**

[gryphon]

OK, I was scared there for a minute. Sometimes people use the "army" term to mean bringing some "bundles of joy" into the world.

Good to see that I wss mistaken, as of yet.

[blades67]

That girl in the front looks like her thong just rode up on her.:eek:















:neener: :evil:

[Feanaro]

Dear sweet goodness, it's an army. An army of Runts! Run for the hills!

[cool45auto]

:D :neener: :cool:

[Standing Wolf]

Do you accept surrenders?

[DMK]

Not really an army, just a squad of Runts, but intimidating nonetheless!:uhoh:

Show me your war face!:evil:

[Croyance]

Runt=Agent Smith?

[Andrew Wyatt]

don't you mean agent runt?


"well, misssssttterrr Volk, it seems you've been leading two lives..."

[Mike Irwin]

I don't know whether that's hot...

Or just frightening...

[Ladybug]

Ha ha that is too cool!

[Betty]

:p I'm just so full of myselves!

That's 10 Photoshop layers - photos by Oleg and Pshop by me.

There's an '03 Springfield, an M1 Carbine, and a Garand in there. We whipped out a Browning 1919A4, but it started raining and Oleg didn't want to get his camera wet.

Just hope I don't do a swarm of mall ninja runts rapelling off a rooftop. :uhoh:

"Dude, you won't believe this, but I saw a bunch of black-clad, MP5 totin', 5-foot tall ninjas outside the window!"

[aikidoka-mks]

Well that was a pleasant surprise. I was cringing, thinking it would be a bunch of trantulas. hmm - I think I may have given runt an idea - lol

Mark

[Croyance]

No jokes about "An Army of One" or "Force Multipliers"?

[geegee]

Somebody in the Nashville area needs to start looking around for big pods! And a lot of them. :what: geegee

[DMK]

Just hope I don't do a swarm of mall ninja runts rapelling off a rooftop. Waddya kiddin'? I hope you do! :cool:

[Coronach]

RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike :D

[twoblink]

First, I have to state publically, I'm against human cloning.

That said, if you are going to clone, I'm glad it's a cute tactical female like Runt :p

So Runt, when do you fight Neo?

[Nightfall]

My clones go pop after 15 minutes... what's your secret? :p

[Schuey2002]

"Dude, you won't believe this, but I saw a bunch of black-clad, MP5 totin', 5-foot tall ninjas outside the window!"

LOL !! :D

[Crimper-D]

My PC _Needs_ new Wallpaper!:cool: ;)

[sm]

<telephone rings>" Acme Pest Control"...Hottentots you say?... no problem, well send over our best exteriminator...":D

[Walosi]

I had to click on this...I was afraid you had put up pics of my back yard full of terriers. They can be scary - Cut you off at the ankles like a herd of javalinas:what:

[D.W. Drang]

Runt: This is just TOO FRIGGING COOL! And I'd gladly have a squad of you in my platoon any time. I'd even let you bring Oleg along. In fact, I think my wife might insist on it...:D

swingcattOnly problem I see is the rear-Runts have bayonets attached while the front-runts don't!Um, no, the only Runt I see without bayonet fixed has it in her teeth. Not recommended technique when I was going through bayonet training at Ft Ord, but I'm not going to tell Runt that--I'd rather argue with Drill Sergeant Gregory "There are ten snipers in the US Army and the other nine are lousy shots*" Daily... (Picture R. Lee Ermey only in Army duds...)

*This being 1980, he may have even been telling the truth...

[chaim]

OK, I was scared there for a minute. Sometimes people use the "army" term to mean bringing some "bundles of joy" into the world. I was thinking the same thing myself there. I thought we'd be clicking here to some kind of announcement.

[griz]

That girl on the left looks just plain scary:what: :D

[Thumper]

So Runt, when do you fight Neo?

:p

[foghornl]

Be afraid........Be VERY afraid.


Actually, though, great photo/photoshop work.

My first reaction, though, was


EEEEEEEEK! ! ! :what: :what: :what: :what:

[Deadman]

So Oleg who's washing the dishes tonight? :p

[El Tejon]

Wow, I haven't seen that many angry women in one place since my ex-girlfriends got together.:eek:

[RustyHammer]

You need to loan that technology to the French "Army" ... but I doubt they could come up with even ONE GOOD SOLDIER go clone. :mad: (And, even if they did, he (or she) would probably still be running the other way.)

Great job Runt ... gotta love it!

[Monte Harrison]

A platoon of Runtish infantry!
Hey that reminds me of a riddle, 'scuse me if y'all have heard it:
What do you call a hundred lesbians with rifles (yes, Runt, I know you are straight, this isn't really about you)?

Militia Etheridge.

[Carlos Cabeza]

P- shop skills !
Great pic Runt.

[simon]

:what: HOLY MOLY!!! :what:

[Mauserlady]

"Dude, you won't believe this, but I saw a bunch of black-clad, MP5 totin', 5-foot tall ninjas outside the window!"

http://www.coneville.com/mauserlady/smilies/lool.gif

[spacemanspiff]

that army is missing its heavy machine gun crew, as well as snipers in ghillie suits, plus its all grunts. wheres the chiefs at? come on, you have some stuff from knob creek you can include in there, right?

[Nippy]

Cool. Now we need Army of Skunkabilly's. or would it be Skunk SWAT. c'mon skunk make something like that :D

[Ol' Badger]

I kinda got a Runt crush going on her!:)

[Dave Markowitz]

LOOKOUT!!! THEY'RE COMING RIGHT FOR US!!!!

:D

[RustyHammer]

Wow ... a dream come true ... one for each of us guys! LOL ... :D

[Meowhead]

Run! They're multiplying! :D

[spacemanspiff]

runt says: "Me, Me, Me, Me."
runts double says: "Me Too!"


(warning- thread hijack imminent! - i watched Matrix Reloaded last night, wasnt really impressed. too many hand to hand combat scenes, not enough gunplay. weak transitions between live action and computer generated effects. if neo could fly, so could the agents. why didnt they? if agent smith could duplicate himself, so could neo. why didnt he? and why didnt all those agent smiths start shooting in their first battle against neo? why was neo the only one to consider using a signpost as a weapon?
oh yeah, did neo even wield any guns at all in the movie? whats up with that?

i thought this would be a movie i would want to watch over and over again, but i think i got all i needed to out of one viewing. i do watch the first one every other week or so.

[cool45auto]

Come to think of it, I don't think Neo did use any guns! He just flew in and saved the day a couple of times.

[22x9]

Caption: "So are you going to put the toilet seat down NOW?"

[tex_n_cal]

I want to see that army take on Charlie's Angels.

My bet's on the Runt Army:D

[Mizzoutiger]

needs to tell them to spread out a bit. One well placed grenade could frag the whole lot!

Just a lil' infantry tactical advice. ;)

[winstonsmith]

Feh... If you blew runt to smithereens with a grenade, she would either liquidify and reconstitute herself, or every one of the smithereens would grow into a new runt.

Oh yes. And I think that JUST ONE runt could take on all of charlie's angels. Take them down, easy. Double gold plated desert eagles and all.

[Gewehr98]

http://mauser98.com/runtscowl.jpg


Oh, I know where I saw that before!

http://mauser98.com/story.sahaf.mon.jpg

[Gewehr98]

Saw a press release of his, shortly before the end of his career:



http://www.theinformationminister.com/press.php?ID=612365598

[winstonsmith]

That is truly, very, extremely funny Gewehr. I loved the "all your photoshop are belong to us"

[SquirrelNuts]

I am not sure whether to run from or flirt with that platoon.

-SquirrelNuts

[RustyHammer]

That is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time Gewehr98. Well done!

[Jason Demond]

Gewehr. You better be careful what you say about Runt, she might butt stroke you with the Garand!



Runt, I love it!:D

[Braz]

:D

[Gewehr98]

Fight fire with fire, I always say. Garands are a specialty of mine:

http://mauser98.com/stack5.jpg

:D

[Betty]

re: Baghdad Bob

:p That was sooo funny.

I can almost hear a chorus of kazoos playing "Ride of the Valkyries" to my charge. :D

[Greg L]

With Oleg in the background beating on his chest making "whop whop" noises like Les Nessman used to do on WKRP while making the "helicopter" traffic reports. :D

Greg

[general]

We whipped out a Browning 1919A4, but it started raining and Oleg didn't want to get his camera wet.
Invasion called off due to rain? Bummer!
Someone once said something (as idiotic as that sounds) about the benefits of being conqured. Would this be one?
:what: :D :neener:

[Jason Demond]

Great picture Gewehr!:)

[Blackcloud6]

And see.. thevenerable M1 Garand is still in service! (With a 16 in bayonet no less...) A well equipped force.

[bogie]

You know something? It needs a Boomstick. Get thee to an S-Mart most quickest...