Learning to count via THR

Quirk that started running through my mind. Anyone want to help with this lesson? Trying to count to 100 :D

ZERO - at twenty-five meters
ONE - is none
TWO - is one
THREE - Dots puts you on shots
FOUR - Tee Five
FIVE - Round Magazine (thanks Hoppy 590)
SIX - For sure
SEVEN - point Six-Two
EIGHT - MM Mauser (thanks Hoppy 590)
NINE - is fine
TEN - Millimeter
ELEVEN - hundred Remington (Thanks JesseL)
TWELVE - Gauge (Thanks DouglasW, don't know why I didn't see that one!)
THIRTEEN - 12+1 of .45ACP (Thanks Thefabulousfink )
FOURTEEN - 13+1 of .45ACP (Humoring the Springfield XD fans 'cause I'm one too) :D
FIFTEEN - Round Limit (Thanks Statelineblues)
SIXTEEN - As in "M" (Thanks Stickjockey) also "Sweet Sixteen" for the Browning shotgun.
SEVENTEEN - Press, drop, repeat (DB_Tanker, something about 92 fans :neener: )
EIGHTEEN - Ninety two Levergun (Winchester, of course)
NINETEEN -Eleven, (of course! Thanks nbkky71)
TWENTY - Gauge (Thanks Legionnaire)
TWENTY ONE - gun salute
TWENTY TWO - Mousegun (or "Ain't it obvious" from Legionnaire)
TWENTY THREE -
TWENTY FOUR -
TWENTY FIVE -
TWENTY SIX -
TWENTY SEVEN -
TWENTY EIGHT - Gauge (Thanks TX1911fan)
TWENTY NINE -
THIRTY - Thutty (or .30-30 if you prefer)
THIRTY ONE -
THIRTY TWO -
THIRTY THREE -
THIRTY FOUR -
THIRTY FIVE -
THIRTY SIX -
THIRTY SEVEN -
THIRTY EIGHT - Special
THIRTY NINE -
FOURTY - Smith & Wesson (Thanks javacodeman)
FOURTY ONE -
FOURTY TWO - The answer to life, the universe, and everything... sorry couldn't resist :D
FOURTY THREE -
FOURTY FOUR - Magnum (sheesh, I thought somebody would jump on that :D )
FOURTY FIVE - ACP
FOURTY SIX -
FOURTY SEVEN - Kalashnikov (or Fourty-Seven, AK) (thanks loki.fish)
FOURTY EIGHT -
FOURTY NINE -
FIFTY - rounds to a box (or Fifty Cal, Thanks TX1911fan)
FIFTY ONE -
FIFTY TWO -
FIFTY THREE -
FIFTY FOUR - "R" Mosin-Nagant (for my good buddy TinyGnat)
FIFTY FIVE -
FIFTY SIX -
FIFTY SEVEN -
FIFTY EIGHT -
FIFTY NINE -
SIXTY -
SIXTY ONE -
SIXTY TWO -
SIXTY THREE -
SIXTY FOUR -
SIXTY FIVE -
SIXTY SIX -
SIXTY SEVEN -
SIXTY EIGHT -
SIXTY NINE -
SEVENTY -
SEVENTY ONE -
SEVENTY TWO -
SEVENTY THREE -
SEVENTY FOUR -
SEVENTY FIVE -
SEVENTY SIX -
SEVENTY SEVEN -
SEVENTY EIGHT -
SEVENTY NINE -
EIGHTY -
EIGHTY ONE -
EIGHTY TWO -
EIGHTY THREE -
EIGHTY FOUR -
EIGHTY FIVE -
EIGHTY SIX -
EIGHTY SEVEN -
EIGHTY EIGHT -
EIGHTY NINE -
NINETY -
NINETY ONE -
NINETY TWO - Beretta
NINETY THREE -
NINETY FOUR -
NINETY FIVE -
NINETY SIX -
NINETY SEVEN -
NINETY EIGHT -
NINETY NINE - times out of a hundred.
ONE HUNDRED -

Five- round internal box magazine
Eight- MM Mauser

ELEVEN - hundred Remington

TWELVE -- gauge

THIRTEEN= 12+1 of .45ACP

FOURTEEN = 13+1 of .45ACP (Springfield XD fan here!)

:D

Keep 'em coming. I've had a couple of good chuckles so far.

17-press,drop,repeat (for the 92 lovers...)

15 - round limit :neener: (hey, I still live in PRNJ)

I don't get ONE and TWO, so how about:

ONE - ragged hole
TWO - MOA
.
.
TWENTY - Gauge
TWENTY ONE - To buy a handgun
TWENTY TWO - Ain't it obvious?

I'm surprised that no one came up with

NINETEEN-11 :)

ONE - is none
TWO - is one


Plan for failure. Always have a backup.

Nine - Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Blam! Ping!

Thanks, Ready.

TEN - All the capacity you really need :neener:

9-MM is fine, but not divine.
TJ

How 'bout:

Fourty --S&W

(M)-SIXTEEN

sixteen - sweet! (look under 'Browning shotguns')

Forty Seven-kalashnikov
or
Forty Seven-AK that is

Fifty--Cal
Twenty Eight--Gauge

Sixty: two 30 rounders jungle clipped together?

SIXTEEN - Sweet ;)
actually, browning made "Sweet 16" version of famous Auto-5 once, obviously in 16 gauge

Fourty Five -- ACP

Eighty Two -- G&S Online Express Magnum (http://www.thehighroad.org/showthread.php?t=238798) round :D

Twenty five - WSSM

Thirty Five - Whelen

Forty One - Magnum

Twenty Five-ACP
Fifty One-Beretta
Nine-mm Luger
Ninety Eight-Winchester (edit to add the following text-->) Signal cannon
Thirty two-ACP
Seventeen-HMR
Twenty Two-Short, long, LR or Magnum

THIRTY FIVE - Remington

Fifty Six - Comes after Five

32 - Win Special
94 - Winchester

90,94,95 -- ruger P series take your pick

70 --model 70 winchester

100- rd drum: you know that 100rd drum out there. For the m16 and others

Aw...c'mon, lets' go all the way to 500!

I'll start:

500 - years, one passion! (Go ahead, call Beretta. :neener: )

SIXTY -As in M, the pig.

THIRTY FIVE - Remington

Eighty Eighty - as in 'multi-purpose German 88-mm anti-aircraft/anti-tank gun'

SEVENTY FIVE as in '75 mm Field Gun, Model of 1897 (French)'

EIGHTY ONE as in 'US M252 Mortar' or as the 11 CHARLIES used to say 'Eighty One Mike Mike - Death from the Sky!'

THIRTY FOUR - as in G34 or Glock 34

Eighty Eight - Magnum "goes through armor... and through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside."

FORTY-ONE Magnum

ONE HUNDRED -
yards, a common sight-in range for a centerfire rifle.

Four - tee Five to Four Safety Rules.

sixty marlin, damn fine lil .22
one hundred gp100

25 .25 acp as in my French Unique pocket cannon.

Forty-Nine = Pocket Model
Fifty-One = Navy Colt
Sixty-One = Army Colt

I like Colt Percussion revolvers :D

eighty-six = Smart

Get Smart

32 acp

37 Ithaca deerslayer

41 Rimfire

56 Spencer

88 MM Tank killer extrodinaire

94= Winchester 94 lever action

66% of the time it works 100% of the time... cant remember what movie

NINETY EIGHT - Mauser (Mod. 98)

71... rounds in a Suomi
5... seveN

Ninety Five-Winchester
Ninety Seven-Century 12 ga.
Sixty Three-Stoner carbine
Fifty Eight-S&W

100- round bete mag

Woah, I've got some catching up to do this morning <grin>.

36 - 30.06

37 Ithaca

EIGHTY FIVE - First Ruger P

Pops

Thirty-Four: *spit* (NFA)

Seventy-Five: Round Drum (AK-47)

twenty four F
twenty-five ought six
thirty five remington
thirty six Marlin
forty three the REAL answer to everything
forty nine FN
seventy featherweight
seventy three peacemaker
eighty six machine gun ban
eighty eight commission
ninety MGW
ninety one Turkish
Ninety three Spanish
ninety four Winchester
ninety five Chilean
ninety six Swede
ninety eight Mauser
ninety nine Savage

88 millimeter, it shoots through schools.

32 - ACP mousegun KelTec P32

SEVENTY SIX: The spirit lives on. :)

Erinyes++

:)

heh, apparently I just became a "Senior Member" for hitting my 100th post. :) ('course it looks that still don't mean I can have my fancified html "molon labe" signature back yet. ;) )

I may missed a few.
36- Wild Bills Navy revolvers.
58-minie ball.
94 Winchester.
Y'all have put up some good ones!
Mark.

88-German

41-Action Express (since we already have 44 magnum)

32-20 (colt)

22-250

55-6.5 (Swedish Mauser)

57-FN (FN 5.7)

74-AK (AK-74)

49-FN (FN49 rifle)

99- "Make mine a 99!"

This made me think that we need to do a 12 days of Christmas.:uhoh:

.32 (winchester?) Special
.35 Remington
.36 Navy
91- Mosin
95- Winchester

is this how its played

oopps should have read on


voice never mimd

34 NFA
68 GCA
86 FOPA
100 round drum
reloader 25(gunpowder, there may be others you can work out)

Check bullet weights too.

.25 mouse pistol
.32 bigger mouse pistol
.36 Navy revolver

FOURTY TWO - The answer to life, the universe, and everything... sorry couldn't resist

Thank you, Deep Thought :cool: