[John G]

This may be the answer to all "what if?" bear threads. The picture is from the Army Times website.

"A polar bear investigates the top of the nuclear attack submarine Connecticut during a Navy ice exercise near Prudhoe Bay, Alaska, on April 27."

http://www.armytimes.com/content/editorial/editart/052803front1.jpg

[OF]

Just when you thought you were at the top of the food chain...

- Gabe

[Leatherneck]

Finally. A match for a Boomer Skipper. :D

[Jim March]

"Hey MAUD! Get over here! I just found the toenail of the BIGGEST DAMN SEAL anybody's ever seen! Round up the crew, we're gonna need help on this one!"

:D

[280PLUS]

imagine peepin' through the periscope and seeing that!

"uh, cap'n? i think you better bring some of last nights barbecued beef cubes out there with you. That'll scare him away"

or better yet

"ensign jones, get out there and chase that bear away, he's scratching my paint."

[gun-fucious]

Polar Bears is why there are M-14s aboard

[Frohickey]

"X.O., issue sidearms to everyone working the galley. I want some fresh meat for chow tonight."

:D

[SquirrelNuts]

I bet he tastes like chicken!

-SquirrelNuts

[D.W. Drang]

"X.O., issue sidearms to everyone working the galley. I want some fresh meat for chow tonight." Ensign Schmedlapp gets the liver!:evil:

[Feanaro]

"Ensign you can stop cleaning the toilets, I have a new job for you. Tackle that Polar Bear and get him off my :cuss: ship!"

[Justin]

Holy cats.
Or more appropriately, holy polar bears!
That's a really neat picture, and I reeeally hate to be a killjoy here, but this is OT. (Yes, I know there's the ever tempting discussion of 'what's the best caliber for polar bear?' But that would go in the hunting forum.)