[arinvolvo]

Ok, in an effort to post something that cannot possibly turn into a Glock/1911.....Ruger/Buckmark.....Beretta/CZ arguement...I just want to know what guns are like...

Ill start.

Guns are like women...if you dont have earplugs, you are sure to end up with a headache.

[Jim March]

Guns are like cannon, 'cept way smaller.

:rolleyes:

[arinvolvo]

cmon now...you can do better than that Jim....How bout...

Guns are like back hair...one day you realize you have way more than you would have ever thought.

Or guns are like sex...without proper lubrication, things might not work properly.

[GitSome45]

I would rather have a "New Gun", than have sex... :o :o

(I LOVE my wife, I`m just weak...) :(

Howard

[El Tejon]

Are like golf clubs. It depends on what you want to do.

[denfoote]

Just as there is no such thing as to much fun, there is no such thing as owning one gun!!

Ergo, guns are like Lay's potato chips!! :D

QED

[AJ Dual]

Guns are just like an internal combustion engine,

Except you throw away the piston every time it fires.

There is no rod.

Or camshaft.

Or carburator.

:scrutiny:

[TheLastBoyScout]

Guns are like really angry cellphones... reach out and touch someone :evil:

[Nathaniel Firethorn]

Guns are like cordless electric drills, but with real long bits and fast motors.

- pdmoderator

[winstonsmith]

Guns are like money. You work and work, but everyone else always seems to have more.

[cslinger]

Guns are like a 1911......classic, timeless and elegant.
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Unlike tupperwear.



Ha I made it into a 1911 vs. Glock thread. Ha ha. I scoff in your general direction.

:D


Ok I will play for real.

Guns are like a Mastercard.......never leave home without them.

[Flashpoint]

Snake, if not handled with the proper care and respect you might just get bit.

[winstonsmith]

Guns are like wallets. You shouldnt' open up unless you're sure.

[Flashpoint]

Guns are like cordless electric drills, but with real long bits and fast motors.

Reminds me a "Darwin Award". I tried to look back in my big book of "Darwin Awards" for the exact story, but could not find it. The story goes something like this. A guy opted out of using a cordless drill to punch holes in his muffler. Instead he grabs his handgun, crawls under his automobile and ends up getting hit my a ricocheted bullet.:D

[Darrin]

cars. Some buy'em for looks, some buy'em for function. Guns, like cars, have models that will do what most people need and models built for a specific reason.

[Mike Irwin]

Guns are like a cup of coffee.

A good one is great, but even a bad one is still pretty good.

[kannonfyre]

Guns are like computers....feed it good stuff and you shoot well, feed it garbage and you get garbage.

Though......I do enjoy feeding milspec 9mm crap to rented Glocks. 17 rounds....at least 50% ought to hit. :D

[spacemanspiff]

a box of chocolates. you want to shoot them all in one setting, but you'll get a tummyache if you do.



okay, that one sucked. how about:
guns are like... women, the good ones only get better/more loveable with age and proper use.

[AZTOY]

Gun are like drugs you use them and you need allways need more!!!:D:D

[762x51]

Guns are like Pringles. Once you pop....you can't stop.

Or maybe ....

Gun's are like Lay's potato chips.....Bet you can't have just one.

[SquirrelNuts]

Guns are like condoms...they keep a smile on your face until one breaks.

-SquirrelNuts

[Ala Dan]

a pair of good fitting underwear; find the right
one's and never change brand's!:) :uhoh: Cuz, a bad
fitting pair will most certainly creep up on your - - -!:( :rolleyes:

Best Wishes,
Ala Dan, N.R.A. Life Member

[gudel]

guns are like tribbles.

get one and feed it some ammo, then suddenly you'll have a bunch more in short period of time! (happens to me) :D

[Joe Demko]

Guns are like mechanical devices designed to launch a projectile or projectiles in a controlled fashion.

[HankB]

Guns are like women . . . keep either one around long enough, and eventually you'll want to shoot it. (...now beating a hasty retreat from the wrath of Tamara, Runt, et. al.) :neener:

[Kaylee]

Guns are like men... fun to play with, but only worth keeping around if they're loaded.


;)

[arinvolvo]

The last two from hank and Kaylee are priceless..

I have a feeling that some of these quotes may make it into other members post signatures.:D

[Elmer Snerd]

Guns are like fire... useful, potentially a lifesaver, vital to civilization as we know it; and you can cause great damage and suffering if you don't pay attention to(or don't care about) what you are doing with them.

Ammunition is like sausage... if you overload it the casing might burst later and make a mess.

Gun laws are like sausage... people with weak stomachs should not watch either being made. (paraphrasing Bismarck)

[arinvolvo]

Boy I sure hate it when they take a perfectly decent thread, and move it to an area where it is going to get NO PLAY at all. I dont see what this has to do with social situations...I figure it was better served in the general handguns thread.

I spose I should have titled it: "HANDGUNS are like..."

All due respect.

[Feanaro]

Guns are like those Bugle chip things. You can't have just one, you must get them all! :D

[WAGCEVP]

guns are like insurance, you hope you never have to use one (in SD) but it's nice to know it's available just in case :p

politicians are like diapers, they need to be changed every so often, because of what's in them

[Browns Fan]

Yeah, guns are like women, except a gun doesn't mind if you fall asleep after using it. :D

[GitSome45]

O.K...

Guns are like "Naughty Sex"...

You hold em firm and run em hard while using vocal commands, and you don't mind if others are WATCHING...

(hiding from wrath of moderators)

Howard

[GitSome45]

I thought I had better show myself after my last post, just in case I`m in trouble...:o

Howard

[duckfoot]

Guns are like artillery

Pull string go boom, pointy end go in first, except for mortars

Pull trigger go boom, pointy end go in first, except for muzzle loading


duck

[Selfdfenz]

Great guns and great women are exact opposits

nobody can ever have enough great guns at any given time

nobody with a lick of sense would ever want more than one great lady at any given time.

S-

[Sheslinger]

Some are junk, a lot of decent ones, only one soulmate.

Sheslinger

[OEF_VET]

Guns are like women, there's always another accessory to buy.

[Norwegian]

Guns are like :

...women , if you don`t " maintain " them and treat them with the respect they so rightfully derserve , they will fade on you :( :p

[Thundercleese]

Guns are like :

beer. One is fine. 6 is better.

[Hand_Rifle_Guy]

Guns are like seatbelts: Better to have and not ned than to need and not have.

Might just save your life, too.