The sign that says "no guns allowed"
kannonfyre
June 4, 2003, 02:49 AM
I know lotsa folks feel that establishments that prohibit guns on their premises ought to be boycotted. Well.....
....how about an establishment that does not let you in UNTIL you show them that you have a gun. An establishment that mandates OPEN CARRY, otherwise they give you 1/2 assed service. An establishment that has a big sign out front that screams "NO IGNORANT LEFTISTS OR SHEEPLE ALLOWED".
Whaddya guys think?
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Sylvilagus Aquaticus
June 4, 2003, 03:00 AM
When I was in business for myself with a public establishment the week the Texas concealed carry law went into effect I proudly placed a sign on the door of my place that said:
"We appreciate and encourage your new legally carried concealed firearms in our establishment".
Noone ever complained. Of course, it was a coffeehouse in a podunk little backwards college town and we had a tendency to encourage open display and show-and-tell of new goodies among our 'more colorful customers' anyway.
It was more like an armory that served coffee some days.
Regards,
Rabbit
"If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and visualize world
peace for an hour, imagine how serene and quiet it would be until
the looting started..."
DrPsycho
June 4, 2003, 03:21 AM
If a place requires that you carry in order to enter, it'd be shut down almost immediately due to discrimination.
NonServiam
June 4, 2003, 03:50 AM
an armory that served coffee
That sounds like a nice place. I want a place like that, complete with a Cheers-type bunch of folks.
"Non! What's up? Have you seen the newest S&W .50?"
:D
TarpleyG
June 4, 2003, 08:08 AM
If a place requires that you carry in order to enter, it'd be shut down almost immediately due to discrimination.
Doc,
That should be a two-way street, don't you think?
GT
kannonfyre
June 4, 2003, 11:50 AM
How about a restaurant that hands out 9mm or .45ACP rounds with the after meal mints?
P12
June 4, 2003, 11:54 AM
How about a restaurant that hands out 9mm or .45ACP rounds with the after meal mints? That's my kind of place.:D
It's funny that most sheeple don't pay attention. IME its rare they notice a signage that prohibits CCW. They are paying attention to whatever sheeple are interested in.
Its the repsonsible gun owner and CCW'er that notices the signage and little things like pro gun signs, a pistol in a shadow box for decoration in a business, counts the antique firearms at a Cracker Barrel...of course we DO tend to be aware. Even in a PC type area we can spot like minded retailers...like the"brass"in the corner as an umbrella stand.;)
Skunkabilly
June 4, 2003, 01:00 PM
Twoblink thought about opening up a restaurant and giving free drinks to CCW holders.
I rather open up a firing range/sushi bar. Much more explicit.
AmericanFreeBird
June 4, 2003, 01:07 PM
I would simply ignore any sign that says the effect of: "No guns allowed on premesis".
My employer has a no firearms policy which I also ignore.
My body, my choice!
I choose to carry concealed. Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.
:D
Sylvilagus Aquaticus
June 4, 2003, 02:03 PM
We did have a lot of grinning folks who appreciated the sign. Of course, you tend to find people who think that way in Texas and I'm sure other places that have settlers of a tough, independent streak. As far as places that have a generic "No Guns" sign...hey, it's concealed, dangit...you don't see it, I dont have it.
I consider my need (desire) to carry one of selective necessity.
My rule of selective necessity states that "the more you need it, the less likely you are to have the functioning component or that it will fail at the worst possible moment". It usually applies to things like electric fuel pumps or alternators, but I carry the philosophy into my daily life and that's why I'm so obsessive about preventive maintenance on everything.
:D
Regards,
Rabbit.
I'm thinking of Cheers, being run by Skunk and two blink...who can we get to play Norm, the waitress, coach, woody...
not into sushi...make it cheesburgers,and nachos supreme and I there;)
screw the diet, I eat too healthy anyway...junk food man , junk food, replace the dart board with target range in the back, high score gets free eats...
DJJ
June 4, 2003, 03:01 PM
Let's see...
Norm..... Art Eatman
Cliff Claven.... El Tejon
Coach.... C. R. Sam
Carla.... Tamara
Frasier and Lilith.... Oleg and Runt
Woody.... :barf: No one.
Henry Bowman
June 4, 2003, 04:39 PM
Coach should be played by Preacherman.
LiquidTension
June 4, 2003, 04:51 PM
When I open up my business, there will be a sign that says "5% discount to CWP holders" or something similar. It will be a restaurant that serves mostly munchies. The name of it will be "Come Here When You're Stoned" with smaller text underneath it that reads "But Don't Bring Drugs." It will naturally be open 24 hours. Cops would frequent the place because of the name (and the coolness of the owner) and the other customers would get to know the cops without fear, because they didn't bring drugs :D Gets the community involved with the officers.
I think it could work.
Standing Wolf
June 4, 2003, 09:12 PM
How about a restaurant that hands out 9mm or .45ACP rounds with the after meal mints?
Make mine .357s, please.
"He ain't here".
20 +years ago there was bar/grill/pool hall in another town, where I lived Yes everything would get quiet when the phone rang...'he aint here'.
So name it " They ain't here" when the boss , liberals, spouse ...your trying to figure out how to sneak that new gun home, having junk food and using new gun at the target range and the phone rings...they ain't here...buys some time, allows for another bit of shooting., getting the alibi straight...
agree, we don't need a woody< yuck>
ART! yea, has a nice ring to it ;)
Skibane
June 5, 2003, 03:53 AM
Not exactly the same thing, but I've often argued that we need an NRA AIR – an airline that not only doesn't give you hassles about bringing firearms aboard aircraft, but actively encourages it. Everyone with a handgun larger than .30 caliber gets a free upgrade to business class!
The entire flight crew would be armed, and the flight attendants would wear skimpy "cowgirl" suits, complete with six-shooters. Typical in-flight movie choices would include "Quigley Down Under", "Shane" and the "Lonesome Dove" mini-series.
Plus, virtually no chance of successful hijackings...
DadOfThree
June 5, 2003, 11:16 AM
I think that if I had my own business, I wouldn't put a sign one way or the other. I don't see any reason to tick off any customers for no reason. If someone wants to carry in my store, more power to them. If they don't, I don't care. (as long as they spend money that is ;) ) I heard Michael Jordan interviewed one time. The reporter tried to get him to commit to be either a Republican or a Democrat. He said some to the effect of "Listen, right now everybody buys my tennis shoes. Why would I want to cut my customer base in half?"
I'd be just as happy to take a liberal's money as a conservative's. I'll even take money from a Libertarian. But that's just the capitalist in me. :D :D :D
TallPine
June 5, 2003, 11:44 AM
The entire flight crew would be armed, and the flight attendants would wear skimpy "cowgirl" suits, complete with six-shooters.
There used to be a restaurant down in Phoenix where the waitresses all wore western blouses, jeans, and six-shooters. But the outfits weren't "skimpy" - this was back in the 60s. I have no idea if the guns were loaded, probably not, but who's going to check?
Anybody know what happened to the "Big Apple" ...?
Progress .... sigh.
Anyway, NRA AIR would have to have its own airports, I guess.
Geech
June 6, 2003, 01:47 AM
If a place requires that you carry in order to enter, it'd be shut down almost immediately due to discrimination.
Lord knows no one should be allowed to do anything that everyone isn't allowed to do. Wait, that would be discriminating against people who discriminate, wouldn't it?
firestar
June 6, 2003, 02:08 AM
I would settle for just not being descriminated against for having a gun. I guess my goal is just to get back to zero where nobody cares either way.
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