New Handgun Accessory from Nightcrawler Tactical!


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Nightcrawler
June 4, 2003, 04:09 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, Nightcrawler Tactical's latest item is sure to spark the interest of film and television fans everywhere. We're proud to introduce the Point-Click(tm)!

What happened the last time you had to draw down on a badguy? Had your snappy comeback or witty pun all ready to go, right? Pointed your sidearm and what? Silence? Perhaps a weak-sounding click of a safety being disabled?

Tired of real-world firearms mechanics ruining the drama of your two-fisted fight for justice? Then the revolutionary Point-Click(tm) is for you!

Using a patented design, the Point-Click(tm) consists of a set of special grips, versions of which are available for most popular models of revolvers and semiautomatics. Slip-on models are available for polymer framed guns, especially drama-ruining hammerless designs like the Glock and XD.

When properly installed, the Point-Click(tm) controls are simple. You have a small lever on the front strap of the grip. All you have to do is squeeze firmly with your non-trigger fingers, and you'll get a loud metallic click-CLICK sound from your weapon. At additional cost, you can get the deluxe Point-Click(tm), offering click-click-CLICK sounds, or the traditional click-click-CLACK-click of the original Single Action Army revolver.

From now on, you can strike fear into the hearts of your enemies, by having the terrifying hammer-cocking sound available each time you point your weapon, regardless of whether your weapon even has a hammer!

Act now and get a second Point-Click(tm) absolutely free!

Coming soon! Point-Click(tm) models for rifles and shotguns, that will deliver an intimidating KERCHACK! sound, even if you already have a round chambered, or are carrying a single-shot weapon!

:D

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Skunkabilly
June 4, 2003, 04:21 PM
You know, as intriguing as that is, the intimidation is still lacking without pulling back the hammer.

Can you put a false hammer on a Glock? Pretty please?

Also can you put a little kazoo on my knife that makes swishing sounds?

braindead0
June 4, 2003, 05:07 PM
Could you make my pt92 sound like racking a pump shotgun??

Henry Bowman
June 4, 2003, 05:13 PM
Trademark usage is proper. :thumbsup: Please post patent number. :D

Correia
June 4, 2003, 05:34 PM
Dude, that is fricking brilliant! :D I'll take a dozen!

Skunkabilly
June 4, 2003, 05:41 PM
Can you also get me one of the pump-action SxS shotties like the one that Moe has?

Darrin
June 4, 2003, 05:49 PM
I like the idea of my P22 sounding like a pump mossberg... :uhoh: :scrutiny:

litework
June 4, 2003, 07:50 PM
You need to trademark something that will make your pistol sound like a laser gun "ramping up."

arinvolvo
June 4, 2003, 09:23 PM
Can you make some sort of humming motor to make my ruger pistol sound like a GE mingun?

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