[mete]

News from Brooklyn - a women beat her boyfriend to death - with a shoe !! Now senators Clinton and Shumer will have to ban those nasty and evil shoes .

[arinvolvo]

I think i saw that on an episode of: "Mad About SHOE!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Man, I crack me up sometimes.:p

[Feanaro]

"Shoes are unsafe and dangerous, we should ban the cheap ones."

"Assault shoes serve no purpose. Having a gel insert and high heels should be illegal!"

"Why do you need more than one pair of shoes?"

[Schuey2002]

LOL! :D :p
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[Elmer Snerd]

I've read that spike heels can go right through body armor. Would that make them "Cop Killers"?

[Recon By Fire]

Do you have a URL for that article? It would be great to send that one to all of my Second Amendment friends.

[M67]

Didn't that former first lady in the Philippines have an obscene number of shoes?
Would several thousand pairs qualify as an "arsenal"?

[Mark Tyson]

Come on people, we need common sense shoe laws. Combat boots, for example, were designed for military use and clearly have no sporting purpose. These weapons of war have got to be taken out of the hands of criminals.

Think of the children.

[jacketch]

My teenagers proved that it is the socks that are the danger! Ban the socks and the shoes are no longer a hazard. It's what you put in the shoes that we need to fear.

[MMcCall]

Gives a whole new slant to those "Gellin' like a Felon" commercials.

[Steve Smith]

You saw it coming.