[Sisco]

I'm going to start locking my toolboxes "For the children".
http://www.allmax.com/MILT/

[TallPine]

Why does anyone need to own these destructive devices?

After all, you can just call a carpenter, plumber, etc ....

[Sleeping Dog]

Maybe we could compromise.

Power staplers are ok if they can only hold ten staples. Same with nailers.

Then, if we limit purchases to one power tool per month ...

[Snowdog]

There's absolutely no excuse for these power tools; the danger they present are not worth the efficiency they offer.

Think of the children, people... the children!


2,000 rmp power drill, what insanity!
And this whole time we thought ourselves to be an "enlightened" society.
:(


Thanks for the link, Sisco. ;)

[Standing Wolf]

If we banned all those terrible assault tools, think of the electricity we'd save!

[shermacman]

My Milwaukee drill has a 1/2 chuck...that is a .50 caliber fully reversable pistol grip with a quick release cord!
I hold it sideways, gansta style, cuz I be bad!:D

[cracked butt]

I noticed that they didn't list the true assault tools- the Chainsaw and the demolition saw. Noone needs that much power and ability to go so far from an electrical outlet.

I would also limit batteries of cordless tools to a ten second capacity. No honest man needs more battery capacity.

[Sisco]

I love this part:

Recently, one of the M.I.L.T. staff made a shocking discovery. While going through her son's desk, she found a tool catalog hidden underneath a stack of American Rifleman magazines.

[plainsman66]

being an auto tech,(mechanic in layman terms....lol)I must look like Dr Death with the assortment of air powered and battery powered insturments of death in my big as a car tool box!......oh well...........the kids dont have the combination!

[Mikel]

I admit it, I run my die grinder at 80psi line pressure, and I have carbide bits (Cast Iron Killers!)

:what:

[Mike Irwin]

I'm pretty certain that this is a parody site, guys...

[buzz_knox]

I think they know that, Mike.

[Mike Irwin]

Sometimes I wonder...

[Sleeping Dog]

I'm pretty certain that this is a parody site, guys...

Ya may think so, Mike, but just don't get caught with a forward pistol grip on that imported sawzall. Not without a few U.S.-made pieces to make it legal.

Regards.

[boing]

Some don't get it:

http://www.allmax.com/MILT/drill_last.html

[Mike Irwin]

I have a dust suppressor for my sawzall.

I'm going to hell, aren't I?

[boing]

Yes, but not because of that.

[Lord Grey Boots]

Mike, you are obviously a terrorist....

[Ol' Badger]

Not to mention my Nail Gun with Cast Iron Teflon coated heads. Their known as Cop Killer Nails on the streets!

[Carlos Cabeza]

I just got a new screwgun at a garage sale for two dollars, Its my "Saturday Night Screwgun Special" :D Paperfree !

[Elmer Snerd]

There is a link to www.timallentools.com on that site.
One of the offerings is the NACK(tm) (http://www.timallentools.com/getbrochure.asp?ID=10055). It is an Evil Black Plastic Assault Boxcutter with an assault detachable high-capacity 15-blade assault magazine (http://www.timallentools.com/getbrochure.asp?ID=10066). As if that weren't bad enough, they offer an Evil Black Plastic Assault quick-draw holster (http://www.timallentools.com/getbrochure.asp?ID=10079) for it. There oughta be a law!




Note to anyone at timallentools.com: We're joking. Any infringement or offense is not intended.

[Mike Irwin]

I started scanning the Harbor Freight website and BATF (Bureau of Alcohol, Tools, and Firearms) came crashing through the windows!

Luckily, I was able to hold them off with a pop rivet gun and make my escape on a Bobcat...

[12 Volt Man]

I looked at the "guestbook" on this site and was surprised to see a few people that thought the creator was serious. One guy said something like. "How can you blame the tools, It is the parents who should be blamed?" LMAO

[300NOSLER]

..........And to think of those HORRID .22 cal. & .38 cal masonry/steel nail drivers LURKING in my basement UNLOCKED, just waiting for those unsuspecting kids.........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
.......Who knows what evil lurks in the mind of the TOOL FREAK..........Wayne:neener:

[Leatherneck]

OMG. I keep many of my guns in my shop! I suppose it's only a metter of time before the JBTs of the BATFE&T come to grab my.............aresenal.

:D

TC
TFL Survivor

[willyjixx]

its a joke right?

please lord let it be! apparently some housewives got to much time on there hands


will i need a CCW to carry my 14 volt Black an Decker Firestorm>?

[Snowdog]

I simply cannot believe what I'm reading here! Some among us own these wreched power tools of mass-construction?
Shame on you, how do you sleep at night?

[ball3006]

Texas.........chris3