Senator Edwards Apologized for Hunting Squirrels and Rabbits


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June 9, 2003, 07:50 AM
http://www.newsmax.com/showinsidecover.shtml?a=2003/6/7/84355

Saturday, June 7, 2003

Senator Edwards Apologized for Hunting Squirrels and Rabbits

In several interviews now being publicized by a delighted Republican National Committee, Sen. John Edwards, the darling of the nation's trial lawyers, backed away from his good ole boy image, claiming he no longer listens to country music, pays no attention to NASCAR races and even no longer owns a gun, according to The Hill. "Haven't hunted in years," millionaire Edwards told the Charlotte Observer. During another interview, in a revelation bound to warm the bleeding hearts of liberals in New York, Martha's Vineyard, the Hamptons and Hollywood he also begged for forgiveness for the heinous crime of having once hunted rabbits and squirrels .

And in a bow to the anti-fishing PETA extremists he told a questioner who asked if he still murdered innocent fish that 'I haven't fished in years either.' He even distanced himself from the honorable profession of farming In response to another Observer question "Have you ever done any farming?" he said "No", but then corrected himself, saying. "I shouldn't say never. When I was a young kid, we'd go sometimes and pull tobacco and stuff. But I never did any serious farming." Tobacco? That won't go down well in Hollywood where smoking is viewed as a crime that should be punishable by death or dismemberment.

Edwards' retreat from his rural North Carolina roots and disdaining remarks about the things that really matter to his fellow tarheels show why polls indicate he could not only not carry his own state in an election battle with President Bush, but also will probably lose his senate seat in 2004 if he runs again.

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TallPine
June 9, 2003, 07:55 AM
Is he wearing a dress, too?

Standing Wolf
June 9, 2003, 08:46 AM
Is he wearing a dress, too?

No, but he's got a special assistant to help him avoid dribbling on the toes of his shoes in men's rooms.

Waitone
June 9, 2003, 10:09 AM
Don't it just make you proud to be represented by Senator Edwards?

This knucklehead won't make it to the White House. He is up for rel-election at the same time he's running for president. Chances are he won't get re-elected.

To show what he thinks his chances of election, he just purchased a $6 million house in DC.

Looks like he's setting himself up for a cushy lobbist gig.

What an airhead.

Carlos
June 9, 2003, 10:42 AM
Another totally useless idiot sucking up our money. Unbelievable how people will sell themselves out. :fire: :fire: :fire:

P95Carry
June 9, 2003, 10:48 AM
''Wah, wah, wah ..... (hope you're listenin folks) ....... wah, wah, wah. Oh I was so bad - them poor lil cottontails and squirrels ... how can i ever repent''.

''Father . forgive me for I have sinned'' (still listening folks? Good eh .. you'll vote for me .. woncha?) .........

What a sell-out .. http://www.patriotnetwork.net/images/smilies/puke.gif

Russ
June 9, 2003, 02:52 PM
Mmmm, squirrells. (in my best Homer Simpson voice) Tasty little critters! Fry em up with some gravy, can't beat em. Kind of taste like chicken. Actually, I have eaten them and I like them so there!

Who would have known Edwards was really a 13 year old girl dressed in a suit trying to play Senator and running for Pres.

Carlos Cabeza
June 9, 2003, 02:59 PM
Does Senator Edwards views "really" reflect the majority of North Carolina voters ?
I dont' think so...........................:rolleyes:

"Sen. Edwards, you want any syrup with them waffles !"

KMKeller
June 9, 2003, 03:05 PM
John Edwards is the sort of man who holds his Willie with four fingers, brags about using four fingers, and forgets to mention that he pisses on three of them.

Waitone
June 9, 2003, 03:21 PM
NC splits its senate seats.

One seat is given to a candidate and it stays with that candidate forever. Jesse Helms held the seat for 30 years and surrendered it to Libby Dole. She won't last nearly as long but it will be her's to refuse.

The other seat changes person and party every 6 years. For as long as I can remember the parties have alternated owning the seat and no candidate has been re-elected.

So based on Edward's seat history, he won't be back in 2005.

Giant
June 9, 2003, 06:04 PM
Geez, per the bunny... "What a maroon."

Giant

Bruce H
June 9, 2003, 06:56 PM
The good senator is another in a long line of people who should apologize for breathing. Why are so many of them in public office?

P95Carry
June 9, 2003, 08:41 PM
John Edwards is the sort of man who holds his Willie with four fingers, brags about using four fingers, and forgets to mention that he pisses on three of them.KMKeller ........... ROTFLMAO ........ thank you for a good laugh http://www.patriotnetwork.net/images/smilies/rotfl.gif

Selfdfenz
June 10, 2003, 12:58 AM
I cannot determine if the good Senator is intelligent or otherwise based on these statments.

It's pretty clear he stays some distance away from anything resembling physical effort. IOW, he's lazy and has been since his youth.

Even going to a race requires some effort if only spent shifting around the cases of beer and all that ice and BBQ equipment!.
Let's all pray for the children of this here roll model.
S-

jmbg29
June 10, 2003, 01:19 AM
Somebody get back to me when he apologizes for breathing by ceasing to.

Thank you.

twoblink
June 10, 2003, 05:13 AM
Where is greenpeace when you need them??

This is obviously one of the biggest wastes of natural resource I have seen..

:barf:

Next week, stay tuned as he apologizes for stepping on a cockroach, which turns out to be (not surprisingly) a next of kin..

GSB
June 10, 2003, 07:38 AM
Senator Edwards Apologized for Hunting Squirrels and Rabbits

But I'll bet the Senator will still serve chicken and prime rib at his $1,000 per plate fundraising dinners.

BenW
June 10, 2003, 10:52 AM
Somebody get back to me when he apologizes for breathing by ceasing to.
jmbg29 -- I won't charge you for a new keyboard if you let me use that line. :D

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