in response to a former subject: bring your guns...


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LRRPS
June 14, 2003, 08:34 AM
Hi guys,

I'm from the 30th century and carry with me an extra small but
extra powerful organic desintegrator capable of single or multiple
human extermination, in addition I have a 101th generation anti material laser musket for use against heavy armour, aircraft, building or ship.
Both weapons use mental energy from the shooter to fire.
Accuracy is in the order of .1 MOA at 1000 yards for the desintegrator and 1 MOA at 1000 yards for the musket, we are working hard to increase the accuracy of the design.
I'm myself equiped with a global threat protection module consisting of a see thru apocalypse blast and thermal energy bouncer as well as an ultra kinetic energy repeller.
In other words I'm invincible.
Furthermore, our medical field technology permits us to live 500 years instead of 75 years back in the 21st century, as far as our Galaxian library tells us.
Our scientists are constantly increasing our life expectancy, hopefully in 20 more decades, we'll be immortal.
I don't think I could benefit this medical progress 'coz I'm now 320 years old, but who knows, I keep on hoping.

I'm now back in june 14th 2003 and willing to change this world for a better one.
If you want my help, pls send me a message via the intersideral communication system.

Oops, I forgot that you still have the obsolete geostationary satellites.
OK then, let's meet at the bar of your choice, I can teleport to any location in the entire milky way.

LRRPS

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pax
June 14, 2003, 12:50 PM
Um, yeah.

We like to keep the silly-season threads down to a minimum ... If you'd like to post this in the other thread, go ahead and do so.

:D Btw, it made me laugh.

pax

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