[jsalcedo]

Found this on the NRA homepage.
I'm hoping you guys can put some words to it....

http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?postid=332384

[geekWithA.45]

Kid in the background, near the pool:
See daddy? I told you you shouldn't have spanked me last night....

[Preacherman]

Speargun, schmeargun! Let's see that grouper argue with THESE! :D

[jsalcedo]

I told you you should have worn your GI flip flops, now you're going to get trench foot.....

[Boats]

"The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction continued today at the Bagdhad Y."

[Skunkabilly]

Hmm maybe my next Tactical Poser picture should be topless....

[Mike Irwin]

It's time to clean out the shallow end of the gene pool...

[BamBam]

"We souldn't have used SPF 1,000 sunblock".

[sanchezero]

"You, yeah you! Outta the gene pool!"

"I told you if we caught him peeing in the pool one more time..."

[seeker_two]

When the lifeguard said "No bellyflops", he meant "NO BELLYFLOPS"!!!

[Mr. Goodglock]

"Who said M16 is so vulnerable to climate?"

[Feanaro]

"The Armchair Commandos at play."

"You! Put the food down, slowly. We warned you at the gate."

"Drive-by splashing in progress, hurry!"

"Bob somehow I feel like we forgot something, people are looking at us."

[Greg L]

"Sir, we told your child three times that it was adult swim only. He continued to ignore us and spit water in our general direction. He needs to come with us - NOW."

[Leatherneck]

The Army's new experimental method for weapon cleaning gets underway...

TC
TFL Survivor

[brownie0486]

Pool police hired for the summer

[El Tejon]

Pool Ninja on duty.

[foghornl]

The Next Summer Blockbuster Movie...Jaws 5

[dinosaur]

"Sir, this hour is reserved for synchronized swimming. Pet sharks time is 4 p.m."

[Kharn]

Pool Ninja on duty.

And when he toots his whistle and says "No running, this is your last warning!", he means it!

Kharn :p

[TallPine]

Department of Homeland Security director Tom Ridge announced that the new Pool Marshalls program went into effect today ...

[Specialized]

"Daddy, look! The Israeli Olympic Swim Team!"

Specialized

[mjydrafter]

"New photos show the Isreali Olympic polo-athalon team geared up and ready to take on Ouday Hussien's Iraqi team. In the now cancelled First Annual Middle Eastern Summer Games."

[Sgt]

Father O'Sullivan !!

Didn't the Sgt Major tell you to stay away from the Altar boys?;)

[Sgt]

Originally posted by Skunkabilly : Quote "Hmm maybe my next Tactical Poser picture should be topless...."

Hey Uh Skunk, ol' buddy, ol' pal.....

No offense, but you don't need to go topless to be tactical ;)

Maybe if you find some carbon fiber lingerie, you could get a nice girl to model it for us :D

Hope life is treating you good !!

Semper Fi, Sgt

[grampster]

Men, young Mr. Udai wants his blonde pool toy and he wants her now!

[QuickDraw]

"In a daring move,the director of Homeland Security Tom Ridge,
has issued firearms to lifeguards around the country.The weapons will replace the floatation device normally carried.
The lifeguards will still carry their whistles"

QuickDraw

[CZ-75]

"MA state troopers plan to clean up in this year's invitational water polo match."

[jimpeel]

"Welcome to the Tel Aviv YMJA swimming program."

[Stickjockey]

"Man... Why can't you guys shoot pool at a billiard hall like everyone else?"

[Mr. Goodglock]

"Daddy, you forgot your piece."

[seeker_two]

After purchasing their new $2.5K chatterguns, the Mass. State Police enjoy a relaxing afternoon at the Logan Airport indoor pool...:evil:

[280PLUS]

"i told you they could tell if you peed in the pool!"

[B_Scott]

"Marco....Marco......if you are above water you have to answer, Damn it!! Marco....Polo...BANG BANG BANG. Marco...."

[Flashpoint]

The waterpolo match goes into sudden death overtime and everone clears the pool.

[brownie0486]

seeker_two and CZ-75 :

Now I know the problem here. You don't know the difference in weapons platforms.

It is all so clear to me now.

Brownie

[telewinz]

-NOTICE-

15 minute rest period AFTER eating strictly enforced
---------warning shots will not be fired------------------

[12 Volt Man]

Concealled Carry is strickley prohibeted at this pool. The sign said nothing about Open carry.

[telewinz]

The Cleveland Enquirer

" State NRA leaders claim that the proposed CCW laws in Ohio are far from perfect, and they question the the "good faith" motives of some politicians. Amendments are being studied by both the house and senate."


"Undercover police on guard for a serial splasher"

[Nathaniel Firethorn]

Quantico, VA: Surveillance cameras revealed that Jimmy Simes, 8, had peed in the J. Edgar Hoover Memorial Swimming Pool. (AP)

[mephisto]

Dad... i told u we should have gone to the YMCA.

[telewinz]

"Members of the Dumb and Dumber Club test new CCW rig"

"Members of Dumb and Dumber Club prepare to test their ammo for water resistance"


Members of the Navy's UDT (underwater drill team) prepare to enter their "parade field" for additional drill.

[45R]

Sir-
I saw this on the History Channel once. This is how the SEAL teams practice.:eek:

[RustyHammer]

That damn shark (Jaws) is going to get more than an M1 this time around. Let's see if he can say, "full auto" !

"Lock and load" (in evil laughing voice).

[RustyHammer]

The Nemo Defense Force?

[WingZero]

Pools!?, yeah we have them too...
(Welcome to Switzerland)

[mercedesrules]

Gay Swim Team Tired of Harassment.

[benEzra]

Mall Ninja Swim Team

[Atticus]

Hi folks, we're the instructors from "Tough Love Swimming Academy" - for starters... how long can you hold your breath?

[CGofMP]

The latest in California "Homeland Security"... of course this is NOT a police state! How can you say such a thing!

[eotp]

Boats wrote:

"The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction continued today at the Bagdhad Y."

This is my vote for best caption thus far.

[pack_rat]

"Listen up, people, we're only asking once:
WHO PEED IN THE POOL?!!"

:D
===
p_r

"Tied to a chair- now that's a sweet shot."
-Chief Wiggum

[Combat-wombat]

The search for Weapons of Mass Destruction continued today at the Bagdhad Y.
That has my vote, too!:D

[fastbolt]

Report to the water exercise area with just the essentials ...

[OEF_VET]

"Joe, is that the guy who said water aerobics is only for sissies?"

"Yeah Bob, that's the guy, the one next to the kid."

[M60]

No!! Stop!! your killin me.... damn funny stuff....

I wonder if their there to "put down" the beached fat chick.....

[six 4 sure]

"I told you no one would make fun of our tans if we brought these."


six

[mephisto]

YMCA......
Young
Men
Carrying
Autos

[MicroBalrog]

"Welcome to the Tel Aviv YMJA swimming program."

Only if these are really paintballs. :banghead:


ACtually, it's the Ramallah Water Polo team.

[George Hill]

"We said NO RUNNING!"

"Things changed in America after the AWB was lifted. - BBC"

"PFC Jones always volunteers for guard duty... wonder why. - Lt"

"US Air Force PT"

[ed dixon]

Surprisingly, the Al Qaeda water polo team thought they were playing the Marines for beers.

[Moparmike]

Today in an undisclosed town in Georgia the lifeguards have taken preventative measures to see that no horses drown in the next waterpolo olympic practice match, by preventing their entry to the building."

Ok, so I did get the idea from Jeff Foxworthy. Shoot me.

Wait, maybe thats not the best thing to say on a firearms forum...:uhoh:

[A. Partisan]

Having found that the new lifeguards can't swim.