[Fosbery]

Here's some quotes from British soldiers serving in Iraq and Afghanistan that I thought you might like to hear (WARNING: FOUL LANGUAGE AHEAD):

"****ing hell, I'm getting too old for this ****."

"If a prisoner tries to escape, can we shoot him?"
"No"
"What, not even in the leg?"

"I'm never leaving this ****ing camp ever again."

"Watch where you're shooting!"
"That's not me, that's incoming!"
"Oh... got a grenade?"

"It happened So quickly, I only managed to get one hundred and sixty two rounds off."

"Why isn't this ****ing aircon working?"

"Wait until they get a load of these claymores."
"If we lay them, do we get to fire them?"
"Shut up, dickhead."

"What the **** was that?"
"A10 with a 500lb bomb."
"That was ****ing loud."
"Yeh, I think they're trying to hit us."

"What the **** was that?"
"That was the Corps' finest denying enemy positions through the wonderful medium of high explosive demolition."

"That's cool."
"That's pretty ****ing super cool."

During combat:
"Does anyone have any socks?"
"Socks?!"
"Yeh, mine are all in the wash."

"The next time you get shot at with an RPG, at least put the ****ing brakes on before you try and save your own skin."

Whilst under fire:
"You alright mate?"
"Yeh, this is ****ing mega!"

"Boss, what are you gonna drop on them?"
"A ****ing bomb!"

"Boss, they're going to drop a bomb!"
"Mega."

"Don't look at me, brass the bastards up!"

"What was that?"
"What was what?"
"I think we're being shot at."
"Well what the **** are you talking to me for?! Shoot back!"

[Gun Wielding Maniac]

Where are you getting this?

[XD Fan]

:confused: ?????????????:confused:

[Baba Louie]

"It happened So quickly, I only managed to get one hundred and sixty two rounds off."Priceless quote.

[JohnL2]

Foul language my fanny. As an ex-grunt that is music to my @#$%% ears.