lions and tigers and bears IN MY CHILI!


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Bondo_Red
May 2, 2007, 11:42 PM
I'm gonna make chili with lion,tiger,and bear meat in it sometime.Bear meat won't be that hard.the only big cats around here are cougars/mountain lions or whatever you call em.So do I use the cougar meat as both lion and tiger meat replacement?I don't wanna go all the way to africa,besides I think either lions or tigers or both are endangered I think.What should I do?

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marksman13
May 3, 2007, 01:19 AM
Find a new recipe.....:scrutiny:

Bondo_Red
May 3, 2007, 07:43 AM
isn't there a loophole for the namesake?cougars could count for something.

Biker
May 3, 2007, 09:45 AM
Cougar makes for some damn fine eatin'. A cat roast cooked up nice and slow in a crockpot comes out just like a good pork roast. OTOH, bear meat is the only wild game I don't care for. I don't even like it jerked.

Biker

Bondo_Red
May 3, 2007, 01:00 PM
Well the recipe just needs at least three different game meats.I just wanted to to be able to call it "lions and tigers and bears in my soup"I like wordplay.

NRA4LIFE
May 3, 2007, 01:28 PM
Check to see if Boston has any exotic game meat stores. I know out here in Seattle they do and you can buy just about anything you want.

Biker
May 3, 2007, 01:30 PM
Go ahead, cook it up, your dogs will have a feast 'cause no one else will eat the swill. Of course, wild game gives dogs gas that will melt glass and peel wallpaper. Sadly, I know this for a fact...

Biker:uhoh:

marksman13
May 3, 2007, 01:33 PM
Dammit Biker, you owe me a laptop...feed that dog a peppermint along with the chilli and your house will smell minty fresh all day.

ZooFuzz
May 3, 2007, 01:41 PM
He is either a survivalist or Chief Cook at the Zoo. And the latter I'm more inclined to believe.

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Have a great meal.

Biker
May 3, 2007, 01:42 PM
It was *horrible*...

Biker:barf:

Mannix
May 3, 2007, 02:25 PM
http://user.pa.net/~nrwing/recipes.html
You must realise how hard it is to get fresh roadkill, armed only with a pushbike.
The damned baked carp gave me splinters on my tongue :fire: !

EricTheBarbarian
May 3, 2007, 02:26 PM
I have a similar recipe. Racoons, oppossums, and squirrel oh my!:D I thought mixing with the other two it would make the oppossum meat more appealing. It didnt work as I planned, it just made the other two taste worse. This was an idea i got when i bought a meat grinder at the flea market for 10 bucks. I was making 'woodland blend' burgers. The only way Ive been able to semi enjoy oppossum was in the slow cooker for most of the day smothered in teriyaki, bbq, and hot sauce. I guess it all depends how hungry you are. Lions tigers and bears would be cool if you can find the meat. unfortunately, theres not too many of those in ohio, not sure about MA though. maybe try the zoo?

Bondo_Red
May 3, 2007, 04:43 PM
i'm not a cook or survivalist,just creative.:D

bb21
May 3, 2007, 07:27 PM
I would consider the Mt. Lion a Lion of course, Bear is Bear and the Tiger you could use a house cat, but I would suggest something with stripes. mmmm!

Sharps Shooter
May 3, 2007, 08:27 PM
I'm sure Biker remembers "Ligertown." It was a place not too far from here where they crossed lions with tigers to produce ligers. The authorities shut the place down and we taxpayers payed for cleaning up the mess and providing decent care for the animals they had caged up under deplorable conditions. Before "Ligertown" was shut down, some of the animals (lions, tigers and wolves) were known to have been escaping at will. An African lion was spotted in someone's back yard near Lava Hot Springs, Idaho.
At any rate, if you could get a hold of some liger meat, wouldn't that count for two of the meats in your Lions and Tigers and Bears Chili?:D

marksman13
May 3, 2007, 08:36 PM
Biker, damn...I can't imagine that my dog would be able to stay in the house if he was that bad. Guess I couldn't say much. My wife doesn't gripe too bad when I eat chilli. chilli + beer+a hearty helping of Maker's Mark= wife sleeping on the couch.:D

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May 3, 2007, 08:40 PM
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koja48
May 3, 2007, 11:21 PM
Not to mention the "molten canine lava" aftermath . . .

SoCalShooter
May 3, 2007, 11:34 PM
Ok someone owes me a new rib cage cause seriously I think my side split. Guys I can't believe some of you BIKER your crazy@!

marksman13
May 4, 2007, 01:07 AM
"molten canine lava" I think I am gonna die laughing at this thread. Mods please delete this thread for health reasons. I would dearly hate for a high roader to choke to death on a spoonful of bear chilli while reading this.:D

I just got through eating a big ol bowl of deer chilli myself. Wife is going to bed. Time for "Operation Cover Trap" to begin. Got ten dollars that says one of us is sleeping on the couch in twenty minutes. Good night high roaders. Thanks for a good belly roll laugh session.

koja48
May 4, 2007, 02:01 AM
Just substitute skunk for tiger . . . be sure to use striped skunk. It will undoubtedly be an improvement over bear meat . . .

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