American Bear kills two badguys in Iraq... Pooh Surrenders

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George Hill
June 19, 2003, 03:41 PM
http://www.vernalnews.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=42&mode=&order=0&thold=0

This is a bit of news that I was sent by Sgt James Ross, in Iraq. He is one of the Army's press guys and sent be the news about the Utah Guardsmen because I have the "Vernal News" sites.

Among the animals left were the famous lions that Saddam was rumored to feed his prisoners to and an Alaskan Brown Bear. When looters freed the bear, it killed 2 men before it could be put back in the cage. “After all” said SGT Craig Campbell of American Fork “it was an American Bear”.

:D :D :D

I bet the bear didn't care about WMD's either.
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El Tejon
June 19, 2003, 03:44 PM
George, as a hairy-chested Westerner, what WMD is best to stop bears in your experience? Sarin? VX? Anthrax? Should I post a poll before using?

If the bears are undead and know kung fu, does this change your recommendation?
George Hill
June 19, 2003, 03:47 PM
A pissed off undead American Alaskan Brown in Iraq?


Tactical Nuke. It's the only way to be sure.
GSB
June 19, 2003, 03:57 PM
I read the title as "American Beer kills two badguys in Iraq". I didn't think Bud was quite that bad.
KMKeller
June 19, 2003, 03:58 PM
Would that be a Freudian slurp? :)
WingZero
June 19, 2003, 04:00 PM
A nuke is a good idea, but that undead bear knows Kung-Fu. I would have to say that calls for the use of a Neutron bomb.
(spooky little buggers those things can be.)
:D
Wild Bill
June 19, 2003, 04:02 PM
Whoo hoo … now we know how to get our troops home faster. Send in a few companies of Kodiaks! Gotta love it! :D

Anyone nominate these looters for a Darwin Award yet?
Skunkabilly
June 19, 2003, 04:12 PM
Fishermen in Alaska have been known to use the "Hey look, an eagle!" trick against chopsockey-capable bears....
cool45auto
June 19, 2003, 07:55 PM
"If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly!!"

:D :neener:
Kestryll
June 19, 2003, 08:13 PM
In before the lock!!:D

And everyone know that for undead kung fu bears you need to lure them into an ambush with a picinic basket, then slay them with a mystic katana dipped in holy water.




Or take off and nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure...
makdaddy03
June 19, 2003, 08:24 PM
Go Bears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pax
June 19, 2003, 09:49 PM
Off Topic. Closed.

pax
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