[robear]

"Between faith and my 9mm, I'll take the glock.." (or something like that)

"The .45 with the long slide and the laser sighting."
"The Uzi 9 millimeter."
"You sure know your weapons, pal"

"What's that?"
"Cannon fuse."
"What do you use it for?"
"For my cannon." :rolleyes:

Any other favs out there??

Who can name all of these??

R

[winstonsmith]

We won't let that happen...

Whose we?

Smith, Wesson, and I.

[dude]

"AK-47.............when you absolutly have to kill every mother f*****er in the room!"

[Sgt]

Sort of gun related.....to me anyway

"I'm your huckleberry" ;)

[Justin]

"Good, Bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
-Ash, Army of Darkness

Avery:
"Drop your gun!"

Lono:
"No."

Avery:
"Why not?"

Lono
"Because I don't drop my gun."

-Suicide Kings (Probably very poorly paraphrased.)

[robear]

Ok..

winstonsmith- I think that was 'Sudden Impact'

dude - 'Jackie Brown'

Sgt - 'Tombstone'

R

[Skunkabilly]

"THere must be a hundred reasons why I shouldn't just blow you away...but right now, I can't think of one." --Clinton Eastwood.

[arinvolvo]

robear.

The first quote was from Arnold in End of Days.

it goes:
Between your faith and my Glock nine millimeter, I take my Glock

ANd my favorite is Doc Hilliday from Tombstone:

BG: Huh, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.

[BG draws a knife, and Doc Holliday takes out a second gun]

Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.

[Ian]

From The Outlaw Josie Wales:
"We got sump'n in this territory, we call the Missouri boat ride." :D

http://www.geocities.com/Nashville/3690/misouri.wav

[slh02]

The "Uzi 9mm" was from Terminator, right? (When Ah-nuld goes into the gun shop)

The cannon fuse one is of course from Tremors.

Here's a favorite of mine...

"The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your ***** into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off!"

(Dear Mods: I have tried to clean the above up so the words are not actually spelled out but you still get the picture. This is an actual quote from an actual movie. If I need to clean it up further, please let me know.)

EDITED BY MODERATOR TO ADD: Not a bad attempt at cleaning up, but still a bit much for THR. I removed the first half of the quote, containing most of the bad stuff, and added a few asterisks.

Preacherman.

[Double Maduro]

"I said I didn't have much use for handguns. I never said I couldn't use one."

Quigly Down Under

[arinvolvo]

slh02, that line is from SNATCH the movie....I loved that movie, that line, and that character.

[firestar]

If you liked SNATCH, you will love "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels". It is also by Guy Richty but it is MUCH better with a better sound track.

[arinvolvo]

firestar...thanks...I am going to rent it...or maybe I will just buy the DVD sight unseen, like I did with equilibrium. And I wasnt at all dissapointed by that purchase...I bought it two days ago, and have watched it twice thus far!

[bluecowdawg]

from the Matrix:

DODGE THIS

[sig970]

Dodge this!

Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss)

The Matrix

[Dionysusigma]

Probably that one... http://66.227.101.70/contrib/sarge/happyNeo.gif
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[Sindawe]

"Good....Bad....I'm the guy with the gun." -Army of Darkness

"DON'T MOVE! Or I'll fill you full of...little..yellow..bolts of light.
" -Farscape:Episode 1

[Combat-wombat]

7-6-2 (7.62) millimeter, full metal jacket!
Private Pyle, Full Metal Jacket

[natedog]

"Go ahead, make my day" Clint Eastwood

[slh02]

"Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" was decent, but I personally felt Snatch was the better movie. Snatch was funnier, had better characters and much better dialogue IMO. Maybe it was because I saw Snatch first and then rented Lock, Stock? All I know is that I own Snatch (excellent DVD by the way) and ended Lock, Stock with a rental.

[gunsmith]

once upon a time in the west

[boofus]

"Hey, Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you. Check it out... Independently targetting particle-beam phalanx. VWAP! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missles, phased-plasma pulse rifles, RPG's. We got sonic electronic ballbreakers. We got nukes, we got knives... sharp sticks..."
:neener:

[RCL]

"FILL YOUR HANDS YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH"

The Duke in "True Grit"

[telewinz]

...."Do you feel lucky punk?", " Well do yuh?"
Clint Eastwood, "Dirty Harry"

[Ol' Badger]

"Whupped 'em Again, Josey"

[GSB]

Tank: What do you need?
Neo: Guns. Lots of guns.

[gamegod86]

"Get rid of that nickle plated sissy-pistol, and get yourself a Glock."

Tommy Lee Jones
U.S. Marshals

[Detachment Charlie]

"Roy, there's a rider comin'."
"Kill him."
"But, it's a woman!"
"Wound her."

Evil Roy Slade:cool:

[45King]

Quigley Down Under:

"Never said I didn't know how to use one....just said I never had much use for one."

[OF]

"You gonna pull those pistols or whistle dixie?"

- Josey (aka 'the man')

[Kinsman]

"When you have to shoot, shoot.......don't talk"
-Tuco to dead BG

[Devonai]

"A plan is just a list of things that don't happen." - Parker,
The Way of the Gun

[Quantrill]

Badges?? We doan need no steenkin' badges" Treasure of the Sierra Madre

[keyhole]

" How do you shoot women & children?"

"Easy, ya just don't lead 'em as much"

"Anyone that runs is a VC, anyone that stands still, is a well disciplined VC."

[Ol' Badger]

"Ever see what a .44 magnum will do to a womans p****? That you should see!" Taxi Driver

[JDSlack]

"This Wales fella shouldn't be hard to find, he leaves dead men where ever he goes."

[BenW]

"A gun is a tool Marion; no better or worse than the man who uses it."

Shane

[Skunkabilly]

"Hey, Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you. Check it out... Independently targetting particle-beam phalanx. VWAP! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missles, phased-plasma pulse rifles, RPG's. We got sonic electronic ballbreakers. We got nukes, we got knives... sharp sticks..."

Cheater That's only on the director's cut....

"I say we grease this rat-FSOB right now....."

Ummm..

"You shot an unarmed man!"
"He shoulda armed himself"

[shooten]

"We deal in lead friend"

Steve McQueen to the bandito in The Magnificent Seven

[Ol' Badger]

"Hay" then the bang as Travis Bickle shoots the Robber in the Taxi Driver.

:neener:

[Ol' Badger]

OR.... " Oh Oh Oh" as the pimp got shot in the belly on the steps.

[Ed Straker]

This is the AK-47 assault rifle. The preferred weapon of our enemy. And it makes a very distinctive sound when fired at you.

[Brian Williams]

[Sound effects on]
"swish""swish""swish""swish""swish"

BANG
[Sound effects off]

When Indiana Jones is facing a crazed Egyptian with a huge simitar and he pulls his old 1917 and Bang, BG gone.....

[natedog]

BRRRP!

Gaurd: Sir, please remove any metallic items you may be carrying, keys...

Neo: (opens jacket, displaying 2 MP5k's, 2 Scorpion sub-guns, 2 micro uzis, and about 6 or 7 Beretta M-9's)

Guard: Holy $#!t !

[Wayne D]

Adrienne Barbeau (being chased by bad guys) to teen black boy (at country store) in the movie “Swamp Thing”

Barbeau: “You got a gun in this place?”

Kid: “What kind of a place do you think this is? Of course we do!”

[cdbeaver]

"No, I wasn't a hero. But I served with a company of heroes."

From "Band of Brothers."

[wingnutx]

"this is my BOOM STICK!!!"

Ash, Army of Darkness

[LiquidTension]

Neo: "What do you want?"
Agent Smith: "Everything."
Morpheus: "Does that include a bullet from this gun?"

Segal: "I wouldn't dirty my bullets."

Any my personal favorite: Just before Eric Draven fires a barrel full of stolen rings out of a 12ga - "Is that gasoline I smell?"

[geekWithA.45]

Ancient hokey religions is no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

-Han Solo

[BigG]

Longbaugh: "Whaddaya think?"
Parker: "A plan is a list of things that doesn't happen."

[Jack T.]

Gene Hackman as Little Bill Daggett: You just shot an unarmed man!
Munny: Well, he should have armed himself.

[Schuey2002]

Some of the cleaner quotes from the movie,Predator.

Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it!

Mac: Ain't no way for a soldier to die. . .Time to let 'Ole Painless out of the bag.
Blain: Payback Time!

Mac: You're ghostin' us, :cuss:-er! I don't care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet. Leave ya here. Got that?

Poncho: You're hit. You're bleeding, man!
Blain: Ain't got time to bleed!
Poncho: Oh... OK... you got time to duck?

Mac: Those eyes...disappeared. But I know one thing, Major..
I drew down and fired right at it. Capped off two hundred and then Mini-gun; the full pack. Nothin'...nothin' on this earth could have lived...not at that range.

:evil:

[arinvolvo]

Not really a "gun quote" but a good one from THE SHEILD

Suspect: Oh, is it your turn to play bad cop?
Detective Mackey: Good cop and bad cop went home for the day, Im a different kind of cop.

[Labinnac]

All so far are great, but this one has been overlooked somehow.

"The ZF1! It's light, handles adjustable for easy
carrying. Good for both righties and lefties. Breaks down into
four parts, undetectable by x-ray. Ideal for quick, discreet
interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger. 3,000
round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With a replay button, another
Zorg invention, its even easier. One shot (Zorg shoots) and replay
sends every following shot to the same location. (Zorg shoots at
them and the mangalores draw their weapons) And to finish the
job, all Zorg oldies but goldies. Rocket launcher. Arrow
launcher with explosive poisonous gas heads. Our famous net
launcher. The always efficient flame thrower. My favorite.
And for the grand finale, the all new ice cube system."

[arinvolvo]

That quote is from The Fifth Element....on of my all time favorite movies...

I didnt forget the quote, but no way I would have remembered the exact wording of it.

[Norwegian]

Quote from " Thursday " with Thomas Jane which goes :

" There is a .45 in the fridge and you grab a F**KING frying pan "

and of course later in the movie when he takes it out of the fridge :

" Oh damn thats cold "

[Penforhire]

"Not bad but this here's a 44 Automag and, if used properly, will REMOVE the fingerprints." or something like that.

"The gangs in my neighborhood were so tough they didn't use guns, they just inserted the bullets manually." -- Gabe Cotter (yeah, strange memory)

Boy do we have some good one-liners in this collection or what?

[Strings]

... in Split Second :

"Bigger guns... we need bigger guns... bigg, f****** guns..."

[BowStreetRunner]

Barry Pepper, as the sniper in Saving Private Ryan:
"Sir, I believe this mission is a misallocation of valuable military resources"
(or something like that)
and Longbaugh from The Way of the Gun:
"If I want to hit her I hit her, If I want to miss I miss."
Jack T's from Unforgiven that is up a few posts is another of my favorites

[280PLUS]

oops, that was a knife quote...

:evil:

[faustulus]

Here's some tricky ones and some easy ones.

"Some things in here do not react well to bullets."

"Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough." from a movie not just the football saying.

"I cannot leave yet, I have quite a few people to kill first," that one is kind of cheating because it isn't really a gun quote and it isn't in english.

"Why is yours bigger than mine?"
Genetics"

and the one my friends and I use too much.

"I should have worn a dress."
"I should have wore my gun."
"What?"
"I said this looks like fun."

[sm]

"Some things in here do not react well to bullets."

Hunt For Red October

[sm]

Many have already been mentioned. A few of my favorites.

Bullitt ( Steve McQueen)
Walter Chalmers: Frank, we must all compromise.
Bullitt: Bulls**t
--
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969)
[After blowing the train car to smithereens.]
Sundance Kid: Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

Butch Cassidy: Kid, there's something I ought to tell you. I never shot anybody before.
Sundance Kid: One hell of a time to tell me.

Butch Cassidy: Is that what you call giving cover?
Sundance Kid: Is that what you call running? If I knew you were going to stroll...
--
Memorable Quotes from
Wild Bunch, The (1969)

Pike Bishop: If they move, kill 'em!

Angel: Would you give guns to someone who killed your mother, or your brother?
Pike Bishop: Ten thousand in gold cuts an awful lot of family ties.
--
Memorable Quotes from
Heartbreak Ridge (1986)

Highway: Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
----
Memorable Quotes from
Heat (1995)
Neil McCauley: A guy once told me, "Do not have any attachments, do not have anything in your life you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner."

Neil McCauley: I am double the worst trouble you ever thought of.
----

Memorable Quotes from
Ronin (1998)

Spence: You ever kill anybody?
Sam: I hurt somebody's feelings once.

Spence: You ex military?
Sam: No, I got my job in the New York Times.

Sam: I never walk into a place I don't know how to walk out of.

[The Silver Bullet 1719]

My 2nd sig line is from Pulp Fiction.

Another fav is from Broken Arrow, "Do you mind NOT shooting at the nuclear warhead?!"

And lastly from Heat, "Look At Me, Look At Me, Look At Me!"

[robear]

faustulus-

that 'overused' one of your is from Grosse Pointe Blank

Wow.. this thread has really grown...

R

[Bigjake]

FILL YER HAND YOU SONOFABITCH!

[cool45auto]

Last Man Standing-

BG:"I guess you're just gonna hafta kill me."

Bruce Willis:"It'll hurt if I do."

Lethal Weapon-

Murtaugh:"That's some serious **** you're carryin'."

Riggs:"Be my guest."

Murtaugh:"9mm Beretta. Fifteen in the clip, one up the pipe. Wide ejection port-no feed jam."

Lethal Weapon-

Murtaugh:"You ever met anyone you didn't kill?"

Riggs:"Well, I haven't killed you yet!"

The Whole Nine Yards-

Duncan:"There ain't nothin' finer than a fine naked woman holdin' a gun. Now you just all kinds of fine ain't ya?"

[bad_dad_brad]

John Carpenter's "Assault on Precinct 13":

Set up lines:
Wilson - "Can you hit it from there?"
Bishop - "I have three shots - that's enough!"

Quote:
Wilson - "Can't argue with a confident man."

This was from the last stand scene, in what some consider one of the greatest B movies ever made.

There are tons of guns, gun references, spares no bullets, with immently quotable lines ("I was born out of time"), and weird imagery.

One of the oddest moments early in the film, is when a freakish gang-banger kills a little girl with an old broom handle Mauser pistol, right through an ice cream cone.

Not intended to be perverse, the director used this to anger the viewer of the movie and set the proper tone of revenge.

Carpenter did some great stuff early on.

[ed dixon]

The quote isn't specific to guns, but given it's the main character's life philosophy and the picture's "The Shootist," I'll add it:

"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, I won't be laid a hand upon. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."

[SkunkApe]

"Its a miracle!"

"If its a miracle, Colour Sergeant, its a short-chamber Boxer-Henry point four five calibre miracle".

-from one of those Zulu movies, with Sean Connery.

[amprecon]

"Too close for missiles, I'm switching to guns." - Top Gun

"That's a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real f****n' gun" - Lethal Weapon

"Bye Bob! Best dollar eighty I ever spent" - Young Guns II

[dfariswheel]

"Where are your manners? Go outside to die".

"You don't want to make trouble, you don't know who I am"
"Ok, WHO are you"?
"I'm the man who's going to put a .38 in your stomach".

"He had one hand for the woman and one hand for the money".
"To bad he didn't have one for the gun".

"That's the trouble with these old Henry's, they kill too slow".

"Smile when you say that".
"I always smile........when there's a gun in my belly".

"Pardon me Ma'am, my old Grandma always told me it was impolite ta shoot accrost a Lady".

"He shot his mouth off faster than he could shoot his gun".

"Dumb fool. "He found out that hallway reached all the way to the Promised Land".

"Yep, Old Stonewall and them other Rebs were trash, all trash............You too"

"Fer Christ sake Carmine, buy a freeken holster".

"I'm gonna bust in that door and kill you, ya little rabbit".
CRASH!!!!!
"Hey, I didn't know you had a GUN"!!!!!!!!!
BANG.

"Now then, before we sail, does anyone have any complaints"?
"Yes yer Lordship, I do"
FWOOSH BANG
"Very good, does anyone ELSE have anything to comment on"?

"The caliber of his gun was bigger than his IQ".

"I aim to kill you in about one minute, Ned"

"You'd shoot a man without giving him fair warning"?
"Well, It'll give 'em know we mean business".

"I've got a Winchester rifle and a Colt sixgun, I don't need luck".

"I've got this Colt .45. That makes me plenty tall enough".

"That's the first time I ever saw a gun wearing a man".

In a very quiet, not too sincere voice..."I've got a gun".
"That's the dog toy."
In a VERY insincere voice..."No, it's a real gun".
"Nice try, now I'm going to.....
BLAAAAMMM.

"See this knife Bob? Well I'm gonna a stick ya, I'm gonna stick ya GOOD".
BLAMMMM
"Bob, ya shot me. How could you do that"?
"It was easy".

NOT FROM A MOVIE, FROM REAL LIFE:
Judge: "Why did you empty the gun into him"?
Defendant: "Well you're Honor, every time he moved, I shot him, and every time I shot him, he moved".

[Pheonix]

Why is yours bigger than mine. Genetics.

"Tango and Cash" I was wondering if that movie would come up.

[jungleman]

A gun is a tool etc,

SHANE

[.41Dude]

From "Love and a .45"

"Son, at the end of the day, all you realy need is Love and a .45.

[geekWithA.45]

"Ryback can't answer the phone right now, he's in the middle of a gun fight. Can I take a message?"

-Under Siege

[Dionysusigma]

"Hi, Curly-- kill anyone today?"

"Day ain't over yet..."

-City Slickers


"Hmm, new Walther. I'll have to ask Q to get me one."

-Tomorrow Never Dies


BLAM BLAM BLAM BOOM BOOM BLAM BOOM BOOM BOOM *Click* *Click*
"You're empty."

"So are you."

[Moparmike]

Dang. Someone took the Hunt for Red October quote.

"This is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world. It can blow your head clean off" Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick a$$. And I am all out of bubble gum." Roddy Piper, They Live

I cant believe no one has posted this:
"I am all out of ammo! This has never happened before!" (or something like that) Tremors 2

Terminator 101 after shooting guard at asylum in T2: "He'll live":D

I beileve there would be something appropriate from Men in Black, with Will Smith describing the Cricket, before and after he shoots it.

From Mad TV's parody of Pulp Fiction, Gump Ficiton: after being shot at 6 times and he the guy misses, Gump says: "I believe I am going to get midevil on your buttocks..." For some reason, that now sounds completely replete with wrongness...:uhoh:

[MarkDido]

" It's an 88 Magnum........ It shoots through schools!"

Joe Piscopo in Johnny Dangerously

[LiquidTension]

"One thing I've learned in the past few days - it's better to have a gun and not need it, than need a gun and not have it."

"I need a big gun that holds lots of bullets."

Both from Christian Slater.

Nobody's mentioned Boondock Saints yet!

After the cat's brains end up splattered on the wall: "Is it dead?"
After the hotel shootout: "It's a f***in' six shooter! There's nine bodies genius! What were you gonna do, laugh the last three to death, funny man?!"

[Line Rider]

From Red Dawn:

Robert: "How long we got to stay up here?"

(A fighter plane is heard flying over.)

Jed: "Till we don't hear that no more."

[Quintin Likely]

"There are some people who have something we require. And we want you to get it from them."

"Does it require shooting?"

...

"What do you use, weapons-wise?"

"Hm?"

"Weapons. I'm a--I'm a weapons man."

"Weapons man?"

"Yeah, they tend to settle the argument. So what do you favor?"

"I don't care. You know, it's a toolbox, you put the tools in for the job."

"You know, I actually favor the old 1911."

".45? Old gun."

"Served my country well. A long time."

"Your country? Hasn't done too well though, these past few wars."

"Perhaps not, but at least we don't go whining about it."

[ReadyontheRight]

Sgt. York: Something like:

York: "I just don't see how I could'a missed that whole great big target"

The guys in the pit -- "Hey, wait a minute, there's a hole in the bullseye"

York: "I reckon this gun shoots a bit to the left."

Sergeant: "Where did ya learn to shoot York?"
Alvin: "Well I ain't never learned Sergeant, folks back home used to say I could shoot a rifle before I was weaned. But they was exaggeratin' some. "

----------------------------

Which movie is this?:

"Nice shot, is that a .38?"
"38...39, whatever it takes."

[ReadyontheRight]

"As I looked at my two young sons, each with his gun, and considered how much the safety of the party depended on these little fellows, I felt grateful to you, dear husband, for having acquainted them in childhood with the use of firearms."

-- Elisabeth Robinson, in The Swiss Family Robinson by Johann Wyss

From Big Jake John Wayne:

"Since you haven't learned to respect your elders, it's time you learn to respect your betters".

From Patton (not sure if it's the man or the movie):

PATTON: "We have the finest food, the finest equipment, the best spirit, and the best men in the world. Why, by ***, I actually pity those poor sons-of-bitches we're going up against. By ***, I do."

PATTON: "Americans despise cowards. Americans play to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed."

PATTON: "The quickest way to get it over with is to go get the bastards who started it. The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we can go home."

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." -General George S. Patton, Jr.

[Dannyboy]

"If its a miracle, Colour Sergeant, its a short-chamber Boxer-Henry point four five calibre miracle".

Wasn't that from The Man Who Would be King ? The one with Connery and Michael Caine?

BG: A man's got to make a living.

JW: Dying ain't much of a living, boy.

Something like that, anyway. And I think everyone here knows where that came from.

[gbelleh]

Mo:
"I hope you got a gun on you, Charlie."

Chocolate Chip Charlie:
"How many times must I tell you my hands are lethal weapons?"

Mo:
"I hope you're right, cause if that thing tries to kill me, you kill me first!"

--From "The Stuff"




"So if you want your daughter back, you'll have to cooperate, right?"

"Wrong!" BANG!

--From "Commando"

[4v50 Gary]

Poorly paraphrased from Doctor Zhivago:

Besides, with a small pistol I have killed many men smarter than myself.

[DigMe]

From BHD....when Hoot gets crapped out for going through the dinner line with M4 strapped on and not having safety engaged. He looks at the Ranger Capt, holds up his trigger finger and makes a squeezing motion as he says:

"This is my safety."

It's better when you see it and hear the drawl. :)

brad cook

[RCL]

"This is my rifle,this is my gun...................................."

[A. Partisan]

From Big Jake, "I thought you was dead"

[Bobarino]

no one has brought up Steve Martin in "the Three Amigos":

"Stop!! Or i'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your d**k for a pencil!!"

Bobby

[C-Note]

1. "Captain, I'm asking you one last time...don't do this."
2. "No.....Not without incident."
3. "I'm coming!" (no smartass remarks!)
4. "I pay it gladly."

Christian Bale in "Equilibrium"

[Detachment Charlie]

"Leave the gun. Take the canollis."

--- The Godfather

[Trisha]

"Chefs do that!"

From "The Long Kiss Goodnight"

[arinvolvo]

C-note, that is what I loved about EQ, absolutely devoid of cheesy @ss one liners...just awesome @ss one liners!

[C-Note]

Arinvolvo, "Equilibrium" immediately entered my Top-Ten List when I saw it in the theater last December. I think I'm one of the only people in the world who viewed it as it was meant to be seen...on a huge screen!

Amazing movie. Amazing soundtrack, too. Can't wait to see Wimmer's next movie, "Ultraviolet". More Gun-kata and a much larger budget!

[SodaPop]

See signature.

[MAKOwner]

"Burt, anyone ever tell you that you give a whole new meaning to the word overkill?"

reponse: "When ya need it, and don't got it, you sing a different tune..."


Or something to that effect...


And of course there's "doing what I can with what I got" after dispatching some shriekers I believe it was.

[arinvolvo]

CNote, I didnt have the luxury or good fortune to see it in the theater, but I bought it on DVD. In fact, right now, I just finished watching it in widescreen with my 600 watt surround sound pegged....I know it isnt a movie theater, but it is still one awesome experience.

I am glad that THR turned me on to this otherwise unknown movie....I have shown it to as many people as possible in the few days I have owned it....and I will most likely show it to more.

[WingZero]

Agent Paul Smecker: "When they came through that door, they had no idea what they were about to face.......... Six men with guns!"

Detective Greenly: "What if it was one man, with six guns!?"

(something like that)

The Boondock Saints.



(this quote is from the conversation between Agent Paul Smecker
and Detective Greenly, as they walk you through the many scenarios that could explain the gunfight between the Macmanus brothers and Il Duce).

I have to agree with my friend LiquidTension. There are so many great quotes posted, but none from The Boondock Saints. The ones L.T. posted were very funny scenes from the movie, but this is my favorite. Especially since this is the only time in the movie Greenly is right. :D

[duckfoot]

"It's like disarming Germany" as Sly releaves a hitter of his tools.

Duck

[Ed Straker]

...You might as well take dope and beer, instead.

What?

Ammo, Dude. Take ammo.

[one-shot-one]

ok fav. has been done:
"well boys you gona pull those pistols or whistle dixie?"

but how about a chevey chase movie i think it was best defense?
where he walks to his car and a guy walks up to rob him.
robber: give me your wallet.
cc: gives it to him but as he turns to leave cc retrieves "black rifle" from trunk of car and demands his wallet back,
cc: ok now give me your money.
robber: oh man come on, ok.
cc: now give me your gun.
robber: but yours is bigger, ok,ok.
cc: now go home.

[Mastrogiacomo]

"You can dig one grave"....(cocks her revolver) or two."

Lena Olin - ROMEO IS BLEEDING.

[Mastrogiacomo]

ROMEO IS BLEEDING

Jack Grimaldi: "So you're the big hoodlum? Personally, I don't see it."

Mona Demarkov: "Keep looking."


Mona to Jack: "I'm not asking you to kill him; I'm asking you to bury him. If he dies in the process that's his problem."

FIGHT CLUB

Narrator: "With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels."

THE GODFATHER

Fabrizio: "In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns."

Clemenza: "Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."

THE UNTOUCHABLES

Al Capone: "You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word."

GLORIA (1980)

Gloria: (as played by Gena Rowlands) "You let a woman beat you huh? You sissy! You little nothing! You punk!"

[OEF_VET]

(In Cuban accent)
Meet my little friend!

--Scarface

[Mastrogiacomo]

GLORIA

Restaurant scene, approaching the mob guys sitting in the table near them -- talking calmly trying not to alarm the other customers which doesn't work:

Gloria: (To the men) "My name is Gloria. I've got my hand on a gun...."

[Mastrogiacomo]

FACE/OFF

Castor Troy: "No daughter of mine would shoot so wide."

[SunBear]

In "Under Seige" Steven Segal has just killed a half dozen badguys with an H&K MP5 and the pretty young thing who only knows him as a cook says, "You're not a cook." to which He replies, "I also cook." Happy trails.

[Thundercleese]

See this? This....is my BOOMSTICK!
It's a 12 gauge double barrell Remington.
S-Mart's top of the line.
You can find this in the sporting goods department.
That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan,
Retails for about 199.95.
Got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger.
That's right - shop smart - shop S-mart.

-- Ash, Army of Darkness.

[RVSinOK]

Man! There is no way I can keep up with you guys! Guess I need to watch more movies......

[Mastrogiacomo]

COP LAND

Sherrif Freddy Heffer (Stallone) "I can't hear hear you Ray."

[Mastrogiacomo]

HANNIBAL

Clarice Starling: "I'll cut you loose, if you touch me I'll shoot you."

Hannibel: "Understood."

Clarice: "Do right, and you'll live through this."

Hannibal: "Spoken like a true Protestant."

[Sactown]

"I came here to do two things: chew some bubble gum and kick some ???. And I'm all outta bubble gum!" - They Live

[C-Note]

"Run, Runner!"
Michael York - "Logan's Run" (How obscure was this?!?)

"Eat this!"
Michael Biehn - "Aliens"

[ACT]

From both the book and the movie "Battle Cry"



"This is my Rifle ! ! ! ! This is my Gun ! ! ! ! "

"This is for work ! ! ! ! ! This is for Fun ! ! ! ! "

[axeman_g]

Name this movie ....

BL: "I set my laser from stun to kill"

W: "Great, just great, what are you going to do ... blink them to death:



It makes me laugh every time.

But I really like the Deniro Line in Ronin

"Yeah ... an old gun".

[enichols]

Two of my favorites, both from Snatch:

1) <Boris the Blade, trying to sell Tommy a revolver>
"Heavy is good. Heavy is reliable. If it doesn't work, you can always hit him with it."

2) <Solomon> "You just worry about getting us a gun."
<Vincent> "Oh yeah?" *pulls Spas12 out of bag*
<Solomon> "What is that?"
<Vincent> "This is a shotgun, Sol."
<Solomon> "That is a frickin' anti-aircraft gun, Vincent."
<Vincent> "Well, I want to raise a few pulses, now don't I?"
<Solomon> "You'll raise hell! Nevermind a few pulses."

[enichols]

axeman_g:
Name this movie ....

BL: "I set my laser from stun to kill"

W: "Great, just great, what are you going to do ... blink them to death:

Toy Story, when Woody and Buzz are "attacked" by Sid's mutant toys.

[OEF_VET]

Ahh, a couple others who have obviously had to endure countless hours of watching the same video with their child, back-to-back, without stop.

[Johnpl]

"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy."

-Josey Wales

[Mastrogiacomo]

THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH

Elektra King: "You can't kill me, you would miss me too much."

(Bond fires his gun)

Bond: "I never miss."

[Carlos Cabeza]

SAY WHAT AGAIN ! SAY WHAT AGAIN !

Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms.................

[DangerousSubvert]

"You're the great humanitarian? You want to save the world? PICK UP THE GUN." -- The President's Analyst

[ffg]

"If its a miracle, Colour Sergeant, its a short-chamber Boxer-Henry point four five calibre miracle".

The sargent in "Zulu". One of my personal favorites. Still trying to find it on DVD.

"38, 39"
Teri Garr in "Mr Mom"

[skippie]

This is one that I like, hope I get it right...
from Robin Williams in "the survivors"
Robin: "Jack, your not going to belive this, but in my rush to leave the house this morning I went and grabbed the wrong bullets"
Jack: "So what do you want me to do, wait for you to go home and get the right bullets so you can come back and shoot me?"
Robin: "Would ya mind?":D

[DonP]

Army of Darkness

"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this?

This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me... "

Don P.

[TexasVet]

Aw, come ON, guys!! Three strikes and you're OUT!

"If its a miracle, Colour Sergeant, its a short-chamber Boxer-Henry point four five calibre miracle".

Stanley Baker in the movie "Zulu" playing Lt. John Chard speaking to Colour Sgt. Bourne in the aftermath of the Battle of Rourke's Drift, Natal Province, 1879!

My favorite ever gun line is from a TV show. This season the cute little blonde gun nut of CSI Miami enters the Miami PD gun locker and stops for a second, looks around, puts her hand to her chest and says "Be still, my heart!":D

[TheMariner]

"I want to introduce you to a personal friend of mine. This is the M41A Pulse Rifle..." Cpl Hicks

"What's this?" Ripley

"Uhhh... you don't want to mess with that.."

[Keith]

I can't imagine how this one was overlooked:

"Just like a Dago; bringing a knife to a gunfight!"

Keith

[robear]

Anyone post this one yet? Fifth Element--

"Gimme the cashhhhhh" :D

"Is that a Z140? Alleviated titanium. Neurocharged assualt model?"

"Yea, yea"

"Hmm.. Good thing for me it's not loaded."

"What do you mean it's not loaded?" :confused:

"Well, you have to push that little yellow button to load it."

...pushes button. Basically loses...


R

[BigG]

"Dyin's not much of a livin', boy." :D

[robear]

and also...

"Do you carry a badge?"

"Yes."

(throws him a shotgun)
"Then carry a gun."

-Untouchables

[Dannyboy]

Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?

Uhh, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster. What do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

One of my all-time faves.

[Ed Straker]

Schwartzenegger shoots Sharon Stone in the forehead:

'Consider this a divorce.'

[joe saxon]

BRRRRRRRRP BRRRRRRRP " that's just about enough of that running ????."

[jsalcedo]

The big lebowski

QUINTANA:

Let me tell you something, *****.
You pull any your crazy s*** with
us, you flash a piece out on the
lanes, I'll take it away from you
and stick it up your a** and pull
the f***ing trigger til it goes
"click".


DUDE:
JESUS



QUINTANA:

You said it, man. Nobody f***s with
the Jesus.

[VirgilCaine]

This is one that I like, hope I get it right...
from Robin Williams in "the survivors"
Robin: "Jack, your not going to belive this, but in my rush to leave the house this morning I went and grabbed the wrong bullets"
Jack: "So what do you want me to do, wait for you to go home and get the right bullets so you can come back and shoot me?"
Robin: "Would ya mind?":D

That was a great movie!

I especially liked
"...and it has...a folding stock!"
"Why did you buy this John?"
"Oh honey, I didn't get this for me...I got this for us!"

And the scene where the hitman confesses to his wife. That was good too.
And the fifth element mugging scene was good too.

[VirgilCaine]

but how about a chevey chase movie i think it was best defense?
where he walks to his car and a guy walks up to rob him.
robber: give me your wallet.
cc: gives it to him but as he turns to leave cc retrieves "black rifle" from trunk of car and demands his wallet back,
cc: ok now give me your money.
robber: oh man come on, ok.
cc: now give me your gun.
robber: but yours is bigger, ok,ok.
cc: now go home.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085412/

This is the only movie I can find that might be it...?

[MedGrl]

this isn't realy a movie quote but it was said by one of my professors...my "internatinal political science" professor in reguards to the US military...

"We've got guns, we've got tanks, we've got **** that glows in the dark... we are ******* LOADED!"

one of the coolst professors ever :D

[Kingknives]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085412/

This is the only movie I can find that might be it...?


That's it! "Deal of the Century".

[jsalcedo]

That's it! "Deal of the Century".


Isn't that the movie where gregory hines gave the bad guys car a flame job with a flame thrower?

[spacemanspiff]

'why do i get the girl gun?'
jane smith - mr and mrs smith

[MedGrl]

this one is from a TV show Called "Firefly"

Mal: Are you offering me a trade?
Jayne: A trade?! Hell, it's theft. This is the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got.
Mal: What I got? She has a name.
Jayne: So does this! Call it Vera.

[Tequila_Sauer]

You could fill quite a lengthy book with nothing but great quotes from Joss Whedon shows and probably still kick yourself the next day for forgetting a few.

"The hardest thing to do in this world is live in it."

[TonyB]

From one of the Dirty Harry movies:
"You don't think we're just gonna let you walk out of here do you?"
"Who's we M*****F*****?"
"Me and Smith and Wesson...":D

[Andrew S]

Please forgive any repeats...I skipped the last page or two.

Boondock saints(all time favorite gun movie):

Connor: [picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.
Connor: You don't F'n know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' s***? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right.
[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid F'n rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there.
------------
Murphy: That was way easier than I thought it would be.
Connor: Aye.
Murphy: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa...
Connor: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten F'n minutes.
Murphy: We're good.
Connor: Yes, we are.
------------
[Rocco Shoots cat on accident]
Murphy: I can't believe that just F'n happened!
Rocco: Is it dead?
------------
Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
Donna: What? Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.
------------
Paul Smecker: So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen?
------------
Paul Smecker: Television. Television is the explanation for this - you see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond s*** never happens in real life! Professionals don't do that!

[Mot45acp]

"All you gotta do is slow the bullet down to 55mph put some headlights and a lil horn on it and the deer will actually jump in fron of it. Boy thats a elusive lil creature"

[VirgilCaine]

That's it! "Deal of the Century".

Thanks!

Another nifty movie is Primal Force.

<Ron Perlman hands a big revolver to the female rescuer>
"This thing could stop a rhino."
"Actually, it wouldn't."

There's another good one by the rich girl about good things to visualize when shooting at the baboons, but I can't remember it exactly.

[Manedwolf]

From "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" (Bill Murray)

Steve Zissou: Anne-Marie, do all the interns get Glocks?
Anne-Marie Sakowitz: No, they all share one.

Also:

Steve Zissou: (to pirate) Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern.

[SB88LX]

(In Cuban accent)
Meet my little friend!

--Scarface

Correction: "Say hello to my LITTLE FRIEND" - scarface

[cbsbyte]

""We caught them and we shot them under Rule 3-0-3" Breaker Morant

[wolf_from_wv]

El Mariachi: [right before a firefight] Together again huh?
[cracks neck]
El Mariachi: Let's play.

------------------------------------------------------------------
[El has just walked out of the confessional booth]
Priest: Would you like confession?
El Mariachi: Maybe later, where I'm going I would just have to come straight back.
---------------------
El, just El...
-----------------------

To be... or not to be...............Not to be.......

[lucky_fool]

Aliens:

Gorman: Apone! Look... we can't have any firing in there. I, uh... I want you to collect magazines from everybody.
Hudson: Is he f***** crazy?
Frost: What the h*** are we supposed to use man? Harsh language? :cuss:

[Nematocyst]

Another vote for "Dodge this" in Matrix I.

The description of the ZF1 by Zorg in Fifth Element is a classic, also, however.

[TXGunGeek]

"I've got a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anyone would miss you."

From Aliens
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

[Archangel]

Some of my favorites from Firefly:

ZOE: Preacher, don't the Bible got some pretty specific things to say about killing?
BOOK: Quite specific. It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.
_____

MAL: I'm told ya'll took up arms in that little piece of action back there.
SIMON: Yes, I -- Yes.
MAL: How you farin' with that, Doctor?
SIMON: I don't know... I never shot anyone before.
BOOK: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

_____

SIMON: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep?

MAL: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

_____

MAL: And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.

[Janitor]

"Here ... take this. The safety's off and there's one in the pipe."
-

Speaking of 24 ... why does Bauer always grab a pistol when he's going in with an assult team? Everyone around him has a battle shottie or an AR variant, and this guy grabs a Sig. What's up with that?
-

[BowStreetRunner]

"I'm here to kill you Little Bill, for what you done to Ned..."
from Unforgiven
BSR

[HKUSP45C]

Goodspeed: You've been around a lot of corpses, is that normal?
Mason: The feet thing.
Goodspeed: Yeah the feet thing.
Mason: It happens.
Goodspeed: Well do something about it, I'm having kind of a hard time concentrating.
Mason: What do you want me to do, kill it again?

and

Eddie: This broad is not your wife, she's the enemy.
John Smith: She tried to kill me.
Eddie: They all try to kill you. Slowly, painfully, cripplingly, and then wham. They hurt you. How you going to handle it?
John Smith: [grabs assault rifle] I'm going to borrow this.
Eddie: I like where your head's at, man.

and lastly

[Porter shoots a hole in Fairfax's suitcase]
Fairfax: Hey. What the hell are you doing, man? This is...
Bronson: [on speakerphone] Fairfax? Fairfax.
Fairfax: No, no, it's all right, he's just killing my alligator bags and shooting holes in my suits. Man, that's just MEAN. That's MEAN, man.

good times man, good times

[roo_ster]

"If its a miracle, Colour Sergeant, its a short-chamber Boxer-Henry point four five calibre miracle".

The sargent in "Zulu". One of my personal favorites. Still trying to find it on DVD.

"38, 39"
Teri Garr in "Mr Mom"


Zulu for $9.42 (http://www.deepdiscountdvd.com/dvd.cfm?itemID=MGD004529)

[ARperson]

Perhaps already burried in the several pages of this thread....

Tuco:

"If you need to shoot, shoot....don't talk"

[AQUINAS]

"My friend, there are two kinds of people in this world, those with loaded guns (*click*) and those who dig......You dig."

Blondy to Tuco in "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly".

[blackguns]

(BG points gun at woman on hood of Hummer) "looks like we have a standoff"

(GG in back seat) BANG! "NO..........WE..........DON'T! (as he shoots the Bg and beats his head into the stearing wheel)

[DevLcL]

True Romance -

It's better to have a gun and not need it then to need a gun and not have it.

Jarhead -

Fire...fire...fire...

[Lebben-B]

"Go ahead and pull that smokewagon..."

"If I ever see you again, I won't EVER see you again - you get my meaning"

"The gun is good!"

".38 Smith...yeah, a lot of old timers use that..."

[Jack Straw from Wichita]

Will Munny: "It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."

Scofield Kid: "Well, I guess they had it coming."

Will Munny: "We all have it coming, kid."



-Jack

[f4t9r]

Tombstone
"I'll Be your huckleberry"

"Tell em I"m comming and hells comming with me"

[wolf_from_wv]

Was this in a Steven Segal movie?

bad guy is standing in median of road. He won't answer the question, so someone shoots him in the kneecap I think. Bad guy turns to other good guy and says "Aren't you going to do something?" Good guy #2 says, "Alright, but I'm not a very good shot..."

[earthworm]

"...forgive me the men I have killed & those I am about to."-Roscoe Lee Brown in 'The Cowboys'.

"Sheriff Parker wore his guns this way!" "Parker's dead."-Anthony Perkins & Henry Fonda in 'The Tin Star'

[TexasRifleman]

Speaking of 24 ... why does Bauer always grab a pistol when he's going in with an assult team? Everyone around him has a battle shottie or an AR variant, and this guy grabs a Sig. What's up with that?
-

Because he has STYLE and TASTE :evil:


And from Tombstone:

Cowboy: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.
[Cowboy draws a knife, and Doc Holliday takes out a second gun]
Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.

[Janitor]

Because he has STYLE and TASTE :evil:
:D

Yea. That, and he has a dozen guys with long guns watching his six for him.
-

[TexasRifleman]

:D

Yea. That, and he has a dozen guys with long guns watching his six for him.
-


Well, yeah, that MIGHT help :D

[Jubei]

How about the Swede from El Dorado;

After hooking Mississippi up with a cut-down double barrel,
Duke - "Wow, where'd you get that?"
Swede - "It belonged to a fella that couldn't see too good, so he just shoot where he heard the other guy talkin'."
Duke - "What happened to him?"
Swede - "He got into a fight in a saloon, and the piano player made so much noise, he couldn't hear the other fella, so he shot the piano player, and they hung 'im."

Jubei

[akodo]

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." -General George S. Patton, Jr.

while i have no doubt that patton uttered this phrase, it should be noted it is a slight rephrase of a mark twain original

[Thain]

Zoe:?"Preacher, don't the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?
Book: "Quite specific. (hefts a shotgun) It is, however, somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps."

Mal: "If anyone gets nosy, just...you know... shoot 'em. "
Zoe: "Shoot 'em?"
Mal: "Politely."

Harrow: "You have to finish it, lad. You have to finish it. For a man to lay beaten... and yet breathing? It makes him a coward."
Inara: "It's humiliation."
Mal: "Sure. It would be humiliating. Having to lie there while the better man refuses to spill your blood. Mercy is the mark of a great man. (lightly stabs Atherton with the sword) Guess I'm just a good man. (stabs him again) Well, I'm all right.

Jayne: Six men came to kill me one time. The best of 'em carried this. It's a Callahan full-bore autolock. Customized trigger, double-cartridge thorough gauge. It is my very favorite gun.?
Mal: [Chinese - "The explosive diarrhea of an elephant!"] You offering me a trade?!
Jayne: A trade?! Hell, it's theft. It's the best damn gun made by man. It has extreme sentimental value. It's miles more worthy than what you got.?
Mal: What I got? She has a name.
Jayne: So does this. I call it Vera.?

[MrTwigg]

BG1: What's that?

BG2: It's me Breen gun.

*opens up with breen gun - full auto - shoots up everything in room.*

[keeperofthehills]

(Speedy Gonzalez)
{on cheesey cartoon spanish accent}
Theees is my cousin slow poke rodriguez, hes not very fast but he carries a beeg gunn.

[M.E.Eldridge]

BG1: What's that?

BG2: It's me Breen gun.

*opens up with breen gun - full auto - shoots up everything in room.*

Its been awhile since I saw that. I rember that one the BG's gets shot with an air gun though. And another gets hacked with a machete. And then most of the other ones get killed in a gun fight with a drug dealer......you know, the usual.

[PlayboyPenguin]

I am not a Charlton Heston fan but I do like...
"There's no such thing as a good gun. There's no such thing as a bad gun. A gun in the hands of a bad man is a very dangerous thing. A gun in the hands of a good person is no danger to anyone except the bad guys."

[PlayboyPenguin]

(Speedy Gonzalez)
{on cheesey cartoon spanish accent}
Theees is my cousin slow poke rodriguez, hes not very fast but he carries a beeg gunn.

Oh, I forgot about that one. I want to change my vote.:)

[eab]

"The Patriot"

(shooting, screaming)
Gabriel Martin: Those men were about to surender!
Jean Villeneuve: Perhaps.... We will never know.

Benjamin Martin: Aim small, miss small



"The Untouchables"

Eliot Ness: You got him?
Stone: Yeah, I got him.
Bodyguard: I'm gonna count to three... one!
Eliot Ness: Take him.
[Stone shoots him]
Stone: Two.

Jim Malone: ......here endeth the lesson.


"Serenity"
Jayne Cobb: Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

Jayne Cobb: I won't get et! You shoot me if they take me!
[Mal aims pistol squarely at Jayne]
Jayne Cobb: Well, don't shoot me first!

Jayne Cobb: She is startin' to damage my calm.

Jayne Cobb: Shiny. Let's be bad guys.



Just a couple of my favorites that have not been mentioned yet.

[BHPshooter]

This one has been added, but not in its intirety:

"I aim to kill you in one minute, Ned, or see you hanged at Fort Smith. Which'll it be?"
"I'd say that's bold talk for a one-eyed fatman!"
"Fill your hands, you son of a b****!"

~~ True Grit

Also another favorite that is already in this thread, but not complete:

Lucky Day: "Not so fast, El Guapo, or I'll fill you so full of lead you can use your d*** for a pencil!"
El Guapo: "What do you mean?"
Lucky Day: "I don't know."
Jefe: "I think he means that if --"
El Guapo: "Shut up!"

And another from the same movie:

[Dusty Bottoms completes his chant and fires his gun. A shriek of pain is heard.]
Lucky Day: "You've killed the Invisible Swordsman!"
[Ned Nederlander checks the Swordsman]
Ned Nederlander: "He's dead, all right."
Dusty Bottoms: "How was I supposed to know where he was?"
Lucky Day: "You were supposed to fire up! We both fired up!... It's like living with a six year old."

~~ Three Amigos

How about one from a videogame?

Ocelot: "This is the Colt Single Action Army. Six shots -- more than enough to kill anything that moves."

~~ Metal Gear Solid (and also in MGS: The Twin Snakes)

Wes

[MSgt B]

"You might not believe it, but under fire, Animal Mother's one of the finest human beings in the world."
"All he needs is someone to throw hand grenades at him the rest of his life"

This second is from a book, so it doesn't really count.

"Gentlemen, this is an Iraqi Scud missile. It can carry a 600 lb warhead at a range of up to 900 miles, and it is accurate to somewhere within this solar system. If you get killed with one, you can console yourself with the fact that it was purely by accident."

[1911user]

Serentity(Jayne Cobb) quotes:

Shiny. Let's be bad guys.

Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun?

Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something right."

[rageofangels]

This is a good thread.

I can't think of any good gun quotes that have not already been listed.

Someone already did Tommy Lee Jones, "Lose that nickle plated sissy pistol and get yourself a glock!" quote, right?

[NWguy83]

From Armed and Dangerous starring John Candy and Eugene Levy


Truck driver - "Whao slim, I ain't never seen a handgun that big before!"

Security guard (John Candy) - "Yeah it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt Buffalo with, up close. It's only legal in two states, and this ain't one of them."

[Mizzle187]

"Say hello to my little friend" Has that been said yet? lol

[psyopspec]

A few gems from Lord of War:

There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is: How do we arm the other 11?

Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Abdomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the worlds most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound algemation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars.

-both Yuri Orlov/Nick Cage

Borneo Officer: We're with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
Yuri Orlov: Let me guess... this isn't about the alcohol or tobacco.

[iapetus]

Its been awhile since I saw that. I rember that one the BG's gets shot with an air gun thoughl.


"Ow! He shot me!"
"I don't ****ing believe it! Will you guys stop getting ****ing shot!"

And later:
"But we shot one of them in the neck."
"Ah, good."
"But he got away."
"What did you use? A ****ing air gun?"

(Appologies for any innacuracies - it's been a while since I last saw it).

"Lets rock!"
- Vasquez, Aliens.

And I can't believe no-one's mentioned:
"Looks like you broke into the wrong God damn rec-room, you bastard!"


Speaking of Aliens: you want to hear something really stupid? I found the novelisation of Aliens in a bookshop, and was skimming through it to see how they wrote up certain sections in the film...

And the writer had censored Hudson's "Ultimate Badass" speech!
"Look at me! I am the ultimate! State of the art! Don't worry, Ripley. Me and my crew of ultimate killing-machines are here to protect you!". ("Sonic electronic ball-breakers" also became "sonic electronic cannons").

Now who on earth is offended by the word "badass", to the extent that they would want it removed from the novel, but be unphased by the concept of alien parasites ripping someone's lungs out from the inside?


Oh, and not a film, but from Halo.
Marine Sergent: "I don't care if it's Gods own anti-son-of-a-bitch device, or a giant hula hoop - we're not going to let 'em have it. What we will let 'em have, is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in. Am I right Marines?"
Marines: "Sir! Yes Sir!"
Sergent: "Mmm-hm. Damn right I am!"

[Common Tater]

Kid: "I guess he had it commin', huh?

Muny: "We've all got it commin, Kid."

Clint Eastwood in The Unforgiven

[KriegHund]

Ocelot: Reloading like this. It's a revolution.
(Reffering to his SAA after using a makarov for some time)

Ocelot: 12 shots... this time, I got 12 shots.
(Reffering to his using 2 SAA's. Later in life he will come to use 3)


Naked Snake: You ejected the first bullet by hand, didn't you? I see what you were trying to do, but testing a technique you only heard about in the middle of battle wasn't very smart. You were asking to have your gun jam on you. Besides, I don't think you're cut out for an automatic; you tend to twist your elbow to absorb the recoil. That's more of a revolver technique.

Para-Medic: Snake, look at your body!
Naked Snake: Yep... lookin' good.
Para-Medic: Not there.
Naked Snake: Then where?
Para-Medic: You have leeches all over your body!

Colonel Volgin: [before firing the portable "Davy Crockett" nuclear warhead into Sokolov's former research lab in the jungle] Remember the Alamo

Sigint: [after talking to snake with no camo on upper body] Whatever, you do what you want.
Naked Snake: I will, just one question though.
Sigint: What's that?
Naked Snake: Is there any way to take off my pants?
Sigint: Say *what*?
Naked Snake: My pant's, can I...?
Sigint: Ah, hell, no! This FOX unit's a nutfest!
Naked Snake: He, he, he.

And the best video game qoute to ever grace the earth

Sigint: Uh, Snake... What are you doing?

Snake: I'm in a box.

Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?

Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here; in the box.

Sigint: Destiny...?

Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.

Sigint: ...

Snake: Does any of that make sense?

Sigint: Not even a little.

Snake: You should come inside the box... Then you'll know what I mean.

Sigint: Man, I don't wanna know what you mean! Between you and Para-Medic, is everyone but me that is hooked up with the Major strange!?

Snake: ...

Sigint: Yeah, well, anyway, I suppose even that dumbass box might make a decent disguise if you wear it inside a building.

MGS 3has such great dialogue.

[Shotgun12]

Apologies if this has been covered already - haven't read every post.
Can't say this is my 'favorite' .... but worth mentioning.

In the western - "Hannie Caulder" (Raquel Welch, ;) 1971) Robert Culp's character; 'Thomas Luther Price' - a gunfighter, is teaching Hannie the finer points of becoming a gunfighter. I think many of the film's 'gun-handling' scenes, were fairly well done .... for a 'Raquel flic' anyway.

Price instructs her - "Don't get too close to a man you are going to shoot. You get close enough, you can see his eyes, watch him sweat, hear him breathe and while you're taking all that in, he will kill you .... see nothing, and see everything".

Also during her 'fast-draw' training, he tells her - "First comes 'right' .... then comes fast".

[BIGDADDYLONGSTROKE]

I dont want to kill you and you dont want to be dead.

Silverado

[Calumus]

[Sound effects on]
"swish""swish""swish""swish""swish"

BANG
[Sound effects off]

When Indiana Jones is facing a crazed Egyptian with a huge simitar and he pulls his old 1917 and Bang, BG gone.....

This is one of my favorite movie scenes of all time! Here's a little movie trivia for you all. That scene was supposed to be a long sword vs. whip fight; but Harrison Ford had a horrible case of diarreha and improvised so he could get off the set. Gotta love when some of the great moments in film are created due to the call of nature :) Cheers,
Shawn

[14YEAROLDGUNADDICT]

"Ah Ah, I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"

-Dirty Harry

[Burns1]

Michael Corleone: We can't wait...we can't wait. I don't care what Solatso says about a deal - he's gonna kill pop - that's it. It's a key for him. We gotta kill Solatso.

Pauley: Mikey's right.

Sonny: Well lemme ask you something, what about this McClusky, what do we do about this Cop?

Michael: They wanna have a meeting with me, right? It will be me, McClusky, and Solatso. Let's set the meeting. Get our informants to find out where its going to be held. Now we insist its a public place - a bar, a resturaunt, some place where there's people so I feel safe. There gonna search me when I first meet them, right? So I can't have a weapon on me then. But if Clemenza can figure a way, to have a weapon there planted for me - then I'll kill em' both.

ALL LAUGH OUT LOUD.

Sonny - (laughing) Whatta ya gonna do? Nice college boy, eh? Didn't wanna get mixed up in the family business. Eh? Now you wanna gun down a police Captain - what cause he slapped you in the face a little bit? Eh? Whatta ya think this is the Army where you shoot em' from a mile away? You gotta get up close like this - BADA BING - you blow their brains out all over your nice Ivy League suit! Come here, muah! (kisses Mike on the cheek). You're taking this very personally (smiling). Tom, this is business and this man is taking it very very personal.

Michael: Where does it say that you can't kill a cop?

Tom: Common' Mikey...

Michael: Tom, wait a minute - I'm talking about a cop that's mixed up in drugs, I'm talking about a dishonest cop, a crooked cop who got mixed up in the rackets and got what was coming to him. That's a terriffic story - now we have newspaper people on the payroll, don't we Tom? They might like a story like that.

Tom: They might. They just might.

Michael: It's not personal Sonny. Its strictly business.


Pacino is the man!

[hrb02]

didn't see this one yet

Martin Riggs: I do it real good, you know.
Roger Murtaugh: Do what?
Martin Riggs: When I was 19, I did a guy in Laos with a rifle shot at a thousand yards in high wind. Maybe eight or even ten guys in the world could have made that shot. It's the only thing I was ever good at... Well, see you tomorrow.
Roger Murtaugh: Yeah. See you then.

[puffiewon]

From The Three Amigos: "Here, you wanna die with a man's gun, not no little sissy gun like this."

From Bad Boys pt1: "Ah Jesus, could you use a smaller gun next time? You got blood on me again."

From Goodfellas: "Dance, C'mon, dance!!" Joe Pesci shooting that the busboy's feet.

[Geno]

Gotta love those horse-back shots, taking out the pistol on the ground faster follow-ups than a human can blink. But, "Nothing like a good piece of hickory."

But then, "The Quick and the Dead", end scene, seein' the sky through the bad guy is pretty wild too.

"Unforgiven" wasn't bad either.

#1, Pale Rider.

Doc2005

[MarkDido]

From "Running Scared" with Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines

Danny Costanzo (Billy Crystal) to BG's

Hablo Smith and Wesson?

You have the right to remain DEAD. Anything you do will be used against you. You have the right to a coroner. If you cannot afford one, we will appoint a medical examiner for you.

[offthepaper]

I'm the hoot'nist, toot'nist, shoot'nist bobtailed wildcat in the west! (BAM- BAM-BAM). I'm the fastest gun north, south, east, AAAANNNNDDDD west of the Pecos!

Yosemete Sam - coming into the Saloon
:what: :evil: :neener: :D

[iGSR96]

Vincent Vega: Oh god! I accidentally shot Marvin in the face.

Jules: We should have shotguns for this kind of deal.
Vincent: How many up there?
Jules: Three or four.
Vincent: That's countin' our guy?
Jules: Not sure.
Vincent: So that means there could be up to five guys up there?
Jules: It's possible.
Vincent: We should have f----n' shotguns.

[David W. Gay]

But it's one of my favorites.
Homer:
I'm sorry I lied to you Marge, but this gun had a hold on me. I felt this incredible surge of power, like God must feel when he's holding a gun. :D
It helps if you actually imagine Homer's voice saying the words...

[ConserVet]

"How can you shoot unarmed women and children?!":uhoh:

"Its easy; Don't lead 'em as much!" :evil: UH1 door gunner to clueless reporter - Full Metal Jacket

[MSGT9410]

"Why aren't you shooting?"
" A hiss means it's close, a snap means --"
SNAP
"NOW THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US!"
(*crowd unloaded into by M249 SAW*)


"I wonder what Custer was thinking when he realized he had lead his men into a slaughter"
"Sir, Custer was a p****"

[Davo]

"Next one through that door gets a...LEAD SALAD, you hear me?!?!"
-Ed Norton, Fight Club

"Uh I like...Fell on a bullet"
-Snake from the Simpsons, explaining to a doctor how he was shot

[ColoradoKid]

"A man has got to learn his limitations". Dirty Harry, but forgot the movie..???

[skunkum]

How about from "Lonesome Dove"?

[referring to the Hat Creek Cattle Company sign]
Woodrow Call: ...and if that ain't bad enough you got all them Greek words on there, too.
Gus McCrae: I told you, Woodrow, a long time ago it ain't Greek, it's Latin.
Woodrow Call: Well what does it say in Latin?
[Gus blusters some gibberish]
Woodrow Call: For all you know it invites people to rob us.
Gus McCrae: Well the first man comes along that can read Latin is welcome to rob us, far as I'm concerned. I'd like a chance t' shoot at a educated man once in my life.


AND FINISHING ON A SAD NOTE:

(from the Internet Movie Database: www.IMDB.com ):

Don Knotts, the irrepressible comic actor who won five Emmys as Deputy Barney Fife on The Andy Griffith Show, died Friday night in Los Angeles; he was 81.

Trivia for "The Andy Griffith Show" (1960)
Barney Fife kept one bullet in his shirt pocket and his citation booklet in his cap.

Barney Fife was Andy Taylor's cousin. There were three episodes that mentioned Andy and Barney being cousins: The New Housekeeper, The Manhunt, Runaway Kid.

[skunkum]

AND A GOOD ONE FROM MARSHALL DILLON: (IMDB.com again!)

Memorable Quotes from "Gunsmoke" (1955)

U.S. Marshal Matt Dillon: [to any man seemingly planning to go gunning for somebody.] If you're gonna to use that gun, you better start on me.

(and because I put that one in, I'll add a couple others for their historical value):

Kitty Russell: Matt, you can't account for everything that happens to people who touch you. You know, I learned a long time ago, there are some things in this life that you just accept the way they are.
U.S. Marshal Matt Dillon: That's pretty deep for a redhead.
Kitty Russell: I'm a pretty deep redhead.

Dr. Galen 'Doc' Adams: I'll tell you why the Hagens live so long.
Festus Haggen: Why?
Dr. Galen 'Doc' Adams: 'Cause they're too dumb to know they're dead!

[Vex]

Unforgiven

Bill Munny: Hell of a thing, killin' a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess he had it comin'.
Bill Munny: We all got it comin', kid.

[Mumbles_45]

UH1 door gunner to clueless reporter - Full Metal Jacket

Actually it was an H-34 Choctaw, not a UH-1. Sorry, didnt mean to nitpick. Lots of good quotes in that movie. My favorite is "your rifle is only a tool, it is the hard heart that kills" - Gunnery Sgt. Hartman

I think I already posted that one a while back in this thread though. I cant remember, its certainly grown since the last time I looked at it.

[IndianaDean]

How about Joe Piscopo from Johnny Dangerously:

"This gun shoots through schools!"

[GregGry]

Is that the movie that goes "its an 88magnum, it shoots through schools" ? WTH is an 88magnunm anyway? :what:

[pkm]

ww2 finnish veteran was asked:
"What was the rate of fire in suomi KP M/31?" (kp=submachine gun)

The expressionless response of the man was

"Twelve corpses in a minute."


http://guns.connect.fi/gow/suomi1.html

[MNgoldenbear]

"A man has got to learn his limitations". Dirty Harry, but forgot the movie..???
Magnum Force

Is that the movie that goes "its an 88magnum, it shoots through schools" ? WTH is an 88magnunm anyway?
Guessing it's supposed to be double of a 44 Mag?

[IndianaDean]

Is that the movie that goes "its an 88magnum, it shoots through schools" ? WTH is an 88magnunm anyway?


Yes, that's the one. You mean to tell me you don't have an 88 magnum? :eek:

[saspic]

Guessing it's supposed to be double of a 44 Mag?

Actually, it's a .858 caliber...:p

[rbernie]

Someone tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.+1.

[Carl N. Brown]

I still like this one. After 120 Brits survive a Alamo stand-off against
five thousand Zulus, Lt. Chard confesses to Lt. Bromhead:
"I came here to build a bridge."

[colt.45]

its not gun related but
"mabey poker's just not your game, i know, lets have a spellin contest"
---------------------
jules: go it there and get my wallet
ringo: wich one is it
jules: its the one that says bad mother f****r
---------------------
"they drew first blood"
---------------------
"whats that"
"just a few household chemicles in the proper proportions"

[LaVere]

The key element to Pulp Fiction is the Bible quote which Jules, Samuel Jackson, says to his victims before he kills them. He quotes Ezekial 25:17 as the following:

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children; and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

[Pumpkinheaver]

When Clint Eastwood shoots the ferry rope in the Outlaw Josey Wales. This here is what they call a Missouri boat ride!!!

[borrowedtime69]

- there was a stupid movie i saw starring Charlie Sheen and Emillio Estivez,as down on there luck garbage men. cant remember the situation, but Charlie Sheen is kinda mad after a bad day or something, this guy is running away from him. he pulls out this pellet gun, his brother says something to him and Charlie replys "At this time human life means very little to me" and shoots the guy in the rear.

-Tremors , "Broke into the wrong G. D. Rec room didnt you, you Bastdard!"

- Die Hard :Hans Gruber: Mister Mystery Guest? Are you still there?
Detective John McClane: Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.
Hans Gruber: Uh, no I'm afraid not. But you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshall Dillon?
Detective John McClane: Was always kinda' partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really dig those sequined shirts.
Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?
Detective John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, M@#$% F#@$r!

-Caddy Shack Carl Spackler: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

- The Villain, Arnold Schwarrzenhagger "I got a Zeven Zhot Zix Zhooter"

-Apocalypse Now Chef - "Never get off the boat"