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Betty
January 7, 2003, 09:21 PM
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Preacherman
January 7, 2003, 09:22 PM
"Oleg, WHAT precisely did you do to my tarantula...???" :D

Betty
January 7, 2003, 09:23 PM
(And here's an OT picture, just for bogie...and Preacherman!)

Mannerheim has some dinner (http://www.olegvolk.net/newphotos/tn/spider-eating_s.jpg)

JShirley
January 7, 2003, 09:31 PM
I REALLY don't feel like cooking tonight!

:D

gun-fucious
January 7, 2003, 09:31 PM
"The measure of a man is the way he bears up
under miss fortune."

cosmos7
January 7, 2003, 09:34 PM
Come get some!!!

PATH
January 7, 2003, 09:36 PM
Some guys have all the luck!

Butch
January 7, 2003, 09:40 PM
Look , I said, I have a headache, OK!:p

Greg L
January 7, 2003, 09:40 PM
No, it's YOUR turn to take the trash out.

Your mother is staying for HOW long?

Greg

cuchulainn
January 7, 2003, 09:42 PM
Pumping Some Iron

Marko Kloos
January 7, 2003, 09:42 PM
"Well, ya' gonna' pull them pistols, or whistle Dixie?"

sm
January 7, 2003, 09:42 PM
-To salesperson: The sign says all Jackets on sale-RIGHT?"
-"Oleg...! Tell me you didn't?"
-"Telemarketers!!!"

-"Molon Labe"

blades67
January 7, 2003, 09:44 PM
My car got dented how?!

Average Guy
January 7, 2003, 09:45 PM
"PMS is serious business. A message from Midol."



Mannerheim has some dinner

Yeah, so how come one invert is the diner and the other is dinner? I think that's leg-ism.

--cg, former associate editor, REPTILES mag

Shalako
January 7, 2003, 09:48 PM
"I say 'Joannie Loves Chachie' was the best TV show ever. You got a problem with that?"

:uhoh:

Jrob24
January 7, 2003, 09:48 PM
say hello to my little friends

Skunkabilly
January 7, 2003, 09:48 PM
Reehaw! Where's the banjo?

King
January 7, 2003, 09:54 PM
" You talkin' to me ?? Yea, that's right, you talkin' to me ?? "

PATH
January 7, 2003, 09:57 PM
How about the motto of the fighting 69th of New York!

"Gentle when stroked, fierce when provoked!"

Mike Irwin
January 7, 2003, 10:02 PM
"You wanted your .pdf files WHEN?"

MarineTech
January 7, 2003, 10:02 PM
Ooooooooooooohhhh I hates them varmints.

(Think Yosemite Sam here folks.)

Jim V
January 7, 2003, 10:03 PM
"Smile? Smile? I am smiling!"


"We are not going to watch the WWF tonight!"

Yohan
January 7, 2003, 10:05 PM
"NOW what do you think of my cooking??"

Don Gwinn
January 7, 2003, 10:05 PM
"By harnessing the power of these crude but effective propulsion devices, I intend to fulfill the dream of mankind and soar with the eagles!"

teppo-shu
January 7, 2003, 10:06 PM
"Go ahead -- MAKE MY DAY!!"

or

"Inspector Calla-who?"

:what:

Litlman
January 7, 2003, 10:06 PM
YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!

22x9
January 7, 2003, 10:07 PM
"What do you mean 'Not tonight'?"

"Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers."

"A couple of guys just tried to get the best of me. I told them to talk to No and He!! No "

Pendragon
January 7, 2003, 10:14 PM
Do these make my but look big?

fix
January 7, 2003, 10:14 PM
I can't feel my arms.

Kharn
January 7, 2003, 10:32 PM
Last Man Standing, Part Deux: The Jilted Girlfriend Comes Looking.

Kharn

Dennis
January 7, 2003, 10:40 PM
"He shoulda ARMED himself!" :mad:

cookhj
January 7, 2003, 10:40 PM
"i came to kick a$$ and chew bubble gum.....and i'm all out of bubble gum."

Ian
January 7, 2003, 10:41 PM
"Now remember, when things get bad, and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb mad-dog mean. Because if you lose your head, you neither win nor live. That's just the way it is."

(Swiped from The Outlaw Josie Wales)

KMKeller
January 7, 2003, 10:43 PM
I got twelve shots here and you get to guess which one has yer name on it. (Now spit)

Slotback
January 7, 2003, 10:43 PM
Oleg, one lucky guy.

Spark
January 7, 2003, 10:45 PM
"Dirty Runty"

Still Learning
January 7, 2003, 10:48 PM
"Valdez is coming? I'm so looking forward to meeting him."

KMKeller
January 7, 2003, 10:49 PM
And when I fire both at once, I can actually levitate!

HarryB
January 7, 2003, 10:51 PM
"My fingers ARE off the triggers--for now..."

KMKeller
January 7, 2003, 10:52 PM
"YOU... SHALL NOT... PASS!!" Gandalf indeed!

KMKeller
January 7, 2003, 10:53 PM
You're gonna do what? Mister, a wise man would tuck that thing back in his pants about now.

BlackArrow
January 7, 2003, 10:55 PM
Now where do you want it?:D
Runt, go back to the Ponytails! You "da gal"!

redneck
January 7, 2003, 11:13 PM
Watch me do a backflip!



krrshhhh....commence countdown......10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1
Houston we have lift off!

keano44
January 7, 2003, 11:16 PM
"I'll bet I can lift myself off the ground wih these."

Tamara
January 7, 2003, 11:18 PM
"I...said...hurry...up...and...take...the...frigging...picture...already!" :D

Gewehr98
January 7, 2003, 11:24 PM
Chow Yun Fat!

David Scott
January 7, 2003, 11:26 PM
"Now... you STILL think this outfit makes me look fat?"

45King
January 7, 2003, 11:37 PM
"Now THIS is MY kind of 12-pack!"

Brian Williams
January 7, 2003, 11:50 PM
Ok I have a j frame on each ankle, a p32 in my left pocket, a jetfire in my right pocket, a p228 left hip, a 1911 right hip, Naa mini here, 6 knives, an Asp, somethin' in thunderware, and N frame or 2 and these 2 finally. "Hey Oleg I finally weigh more than you do."

hso
January 7, 2003, 11:50 PM
"What do you mean these don't match this outfit?"

"If some is good, and more is better, then too much must be just right!"

"Would you just make up your mind where you want me to put these!"

"JUST STAY THERE OR I'LL HAVE TO RE-LOAD, AGAIN!"

"That's Ms B to you!"

Monkeyleg
January 7, 2003, 11:52 PM
"Oleg, all my other guns are at the cleaners. Do you think these are alright for an informal get-together?"

cratz2
January 7, 2003, 11:59 PM
'Let's dance'

gburner
January 8, 2003, 12:01 AM
I have two flavors...whip *** or bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Hi, I'm Betty...I'm powerless over my addiction, but my life is QUITE manageable. HI, BETTY!

Look Oleg, they had a twofer sale at the gunshop.

You've heard of Edward Scissor Hands?
Meet Betty Magnum Hands.

When in doubt, use more gun.

Cal4D4
January 8, 2003, 12:09 AM
"That thing come in an ADULT size?"

KMKeller
January 8, 2003, 12:10 AM
Oleg, are you sure this will extend my reach?

KMKeller
January 8, 2003, 12:11 AM
For the last time Oleg, IN THE BEDROOM! NOW!

GhostShooter
January 8, 2003, 12:11 AM
Where did you PUT MY SHOTGUN!!!!

http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/2M16.gif

gryphon
January 8, 2003, 12:14 AM
NICE!

Jason Demond
January 8, 2003, 12:26 AM
I am da Terminator!:scrutiny:

Tom J.
January 8, 2003, 12:27 AM
"Oleg , you left the toilet seat up again...."

Ironbarr
January 8, 2003, 12:28 AM
Boy - these are heeaavveee!

You want me to aim at what???

What do you mean you didn't pay the rent?

How much did you say you paid for that camera?

I buy you a Barrett .50 for Christmas and you give me a gift certificate for a - a blouse? At Walmart?

Okay... what do I do with these paperweights?

This new metal... you say it's X-Ray proof?

How about some two-gun Russian Roulette? I've already had my turn.

I said I had a headache.

......

KMKeller
January 8, 2003, 12:31 AM
Awwwwwww. The poor widdow wapist donna fall down go
BOOM!

Flying V
January 8, 2003, 12:33 AM
Stereo.

notbubba
January 8, 2003, 12:48 AM
The two I like the best are..

KMKeller's
"And when I fire both at once, I can actually levitate!"

and

Flying V's
"Stereo."

Pointman
January 8, 2003, 01:38 AM
"Are my jacket sleeves shrinking? Or, are my arms getting longer?"

Coronach
January 8, 2003, 01:41 AM
"Sarah Conner?"

Mike :D

Wildalaska
January 8, 2003, 01:48 AM
Who's your Daddy? Who's your daddy?

beemerb
January 8, 2003, 02:08 AM
You had better be real sorry about forgetting my birthday
Bob

Bostonterrier97
January 8, 2003, 02:19 AM
I like to think of a quote from the game "Duke Nukem"..it goes like this "Come and Get some"

Sort of like "Dirty Harry's" quote: "Make my Day...PUNK!"
or..." You just gotta ask yourself...'Do I feel...Lucky?'"

At least that is what I think when I see the picture..

Lord Grey Boots
January 8, 2003, 02:35 AM
Who ya callin a "Runt"?

dave
January 8, 2003, 02:54 AM
"Backup" doesn't relate to just driving any longer.

Who said women don't know how to "backup"?

Always be aware of what's around you when you "backup".

pax
January 8, 2003, 02:56 AM
The rapist punk ain't gonna get lucky tonight.

pax

Asking for trouble is a pretty good way to get it. – John Farnam

dave
January 8, 2003, 03:01 AM
Nowdays, being armed means using both arms.

Being armed is about taking control of your life, with both hands.


When taking hold of life, use both hands.

Navy joe
January 8, 2003, 03:03 AM
Lara who?

Sactown
January 8, 2003, 03:05 AM
These are my two friends. Mr Smith and Mr Wesson. Boys, would you like to say hello?

Lennyjoe
January 8, 2003, 03:15 AM
Say my name, Say my name.

"Who's the runt now"?

SteelyDan
January 8, 2003, 03:38 AM
No. I haven't had a cigarette for 52 hours. Why?

4570Rick
January 8, 2003, 03:55 AM
The Ninth Circuit Court said WHAT ?

who me
January 8, 2003, 03:56 AM
"Behold The Power Of Cheese."

citizen
January 8, 2003, 04:11 AM
I AM the Lady of the House...........:what:


Let's go shopping.......:uhoh:

MitchSchaft
January 8, 2003, 04:35 AM
"I'm bored..."

Okiecruffler
January 8, 2003, 06:30 AM
I can't help but think of the old Benny Hill gag

"She had a pair a 38's and carried a pair of .44's to protect them":what:

twoblink
January 8, 2003, 06:33 AM
"What, there's 14 of ya? Good, 'cause each of these carry 7-rounds."

Rick R
January 8, 2003, 07:23 AM
A true lady knows how to express herself...

jato
January 8, 2003, 07:48 AM
If I pull the triggers fast enough, will I lift off of the ground?

Johnpl
January 8, 2003, 08:11 AM
".38, .39, whatever it took." (from the movie "Mr. Mom")

Sleeping Dog
January 8, 2003, 08:36 AM
What are THESE doing in MY dishwasher?

Col. Mustard
January 8, 2003, 08:39 AM
FBI Mosted Wanted:

"Baby Face" Betty
a.k.a. Runt_of_the_Litter

Wanted for: Cardiac Grand Larceny, Public Display of neat firearms, Inciting the citizens to reclaim their RKBA...

Considered Armed and Extremely Dangerous: If you see this suspect, lucky you...

:rolleyes:

Calamity Jane
January 8, 2003, 08:44 AM
"You forgot to put the seat down on the toilet AGAIN!" :D

Kahr carrier
January 8, 2003, 08:48 AM
NOW WHO WAS THAT GIRL YOU WERE TALKING TO OUTSIDE!!!:neener:

Viking6
January 8, 2003, 08:51 AM
It's about symmetry!

foghornl
January 8, 2003, 09:15 AM
"Oleg, you left your dirty sox on the living room floor AGAIN! ! ! "

"Hmmmmm. I wonder if this much steel would mess up the MRI I gotta have done on my knee"?

"...........From behind the tree trunk, a voice said 'Punk. Go ahead...Make my day.....' [shamelessly stolen from a Clint Eastwood / Merle Haggard(?) song]

"Backup...It's not just for Computer Systems anymore"

"Whaddya mean, you're all out of Butter Pecan Deluxe?"

MLH
January 8, 2003, 09:49 AM
"MOLON LABE":fire:

bogie
January 8, 2003, 10:38 AM
Class, in this photo you see two handguns. Now list the other weaponry that is NOT visible. Feel free to use the back of your sheets if necessary.

KMKeller
January 8, 2003, 10:59 AM
"Oleg, do these make me look fat?"

or maybe

"And one time, at Blackwater Lodge combat camp"

Hmmm

"What do you mean bad hair day?"

or

"Be right back, I'm gonna TAKE OUT THE TRASH!"

KMKeller
January 8, 2003, 11:01 AM
Oleg, "Betty, you goin' fer a walk?"

ROTL, "I reckon so."

Chief Lone Waddy, "Now spit"

KMKeller
January 8, 2003, 11:03 AM
Oleg, can you help me get these tucked into my sleeves?

or:

And presto CHANGO, the guns have now magically disap... crud, that didn't work.

El Tejon
January 8, 2003, 11:05 AM
"I never liked these shoes anyway"

AmericanFreeBird
January 8, 2003, 11:05 AM
Sometimes politicians will listen to reason.... (at the top)






Sometimes you have to play show and tell.
Molon Labe.
(at the bottom)

45R
January 8, 2003, 11:26 AM
"Look at me when I talk to you!"

" I got your back"

"Your Welcome Officer" :D

"John Wayne got nothing on me!"

"Honey I have to go pay the bills"

"Mom they followed me home, can I keep them?"

"Elvis wasnt the King!"

"Gun Safety 101 with Runt"

"This aient your Daddy's Revolver"

"And this was just the begining"

geekWithA.45
January 8, 2003, 11:32 AM
No, you may NOT leave a copy of the "Amway Plan".

Elmer Snerd
January 8, 2003, 11:57 AM
"I know what you're thinkin', punk. Did she fire 12 shots or only 11? Do ya feel lucky?"

"Bite me, Freud."

Pappy John
January 8, 2003, 12:12 PM
"Hey, watch this...if I fire real fast I can levitate!"

Coronach
January 8, 2003, 12:15 PM
Class, in this photo you see two handguns. Now list the other weaponry that is NOT visible. Feel free to use the back of your sheets if necessary.LOL!

Mike

PS "Professor? I need another sheet..."

Intune
January 8, 2003, 12:27 PM
Some women buy shoes, what's YOUR freedom worth?

Nathaniel Firethorn
January 8, 2003, 12:45 PM
"Now find the other fourteen!"

"I did take out the trash already, Oleg."

"Tactical is just so not there this season!"


- pdmoderator

KMKeller
January 8, 2003, 01:00 PM
"Both forged in fire, both hammered from steel, if the right one don't get ya then the left one will"

Or maybe, "Tennessee says it's open carry, ... we'll see."

"I said I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat!"

"I'm the mole? I gotcher mole right here!"

coop57
January 8, 2003, 03:56 PM
Hate crime laws are not needed. I'll take care of myself.

KMKeller
January 8, 2003, 03:59 PM
"Hello Santa, it's time to talk about that kitty litter scoop I got for Christmas..."

KMKeller
January 8, 2003, 04:00 PM
"They call me El Nina!"

bogie
January 8, 2003, 04:07 PM
Chow Yun Runt

Sean Smith
January 8, 2003, 04:09 PM
Woman, "Empowered." ;)

nualle
January 8, 2003, 04:19 PM
12:01 at the OK Corral and nary a Clanton in sight.

4v50 Gary
January 8, 2003, 04:23 PM
Sorry officer, but if Oleg bought me holsters, I wouldn't have to carry these by hand.

KMKeller
January 8, 2003, 04:45 PM
"I'm going to get my nails done... why do you ask?"

Dr.Rob
January 8, 2003, 05:12 PM
"What exactly do you dislike about the word feminist?"

"It takes a strong will to make it in this world, but having a couple of friends helps."

"Why can't Versace make a jacket long enough to cover these?"

"Paxton Quigley? Who the $#@ is Paxton Quigley?"

"Here lizard, lizard"

"A man's got to know his limitations"

"Oh that's Burt's daughter, can't you tell?"

"That's Ms. Runt to you buddy."

:uhoh:

Jason Demond
January 8, 2003, 06:08 PM
Shhh. Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits. Hahahah.

sasnofear
January 8, 2003, 06:12 PM
is it jus me or does everytime runt posts with a pic theres a HUGE following? i think shes got a fanclub of fancymen!;)

MrKandiyohi
January 8, 2003, 06:18 PM
"A man's worst nightmare: PMS&W"

Rebel Gunman HK
January 8, 2003, 06:21 PM
Im gonna miss every shot.

45King
January 8, 2003, 07:06 PM
"High road, low road, who cares...I've got one for each, and you DON'T EVEN want to see what I've got for the in-between road..."

Yohan
January 8, 2003, 07:50 PM
How am I supposed to shoot if I don't have any index fingers? :uhoh:

Betty
January 8, 2003, 08:29 PM
"A man's worst nightmare: PMS&W"

:p

"Why can't Versace make a jacket long enough to cover these?"

That blazer is what I used to conceal the 6" 686 the one time I CCW'ed it - holsters for both the revolvers are under it in the photo.

45R
January 8, 2003, 09:03 PM
Got your hand caught in the cookie jar?

King
January 8, 2003, 10:22 PM
"It's just me and my two friends, don't worry".

KMKeller
January 8, 2003, 10:43 PM
I'm going out for a bagel and schmear. You need anything?

clem
January 8, 2003, 11:14 PM
"Judged by twelve".

xjer
January 9, 2003, 01:32 AM
"I'm your huckleberry"

Quote from the movie Tombstone.

KMKeller
January 9, 2003, 09:33 AM
OK Runt. Time to pick winner.

buzz_knox
January 9, 2003, 10:48 AM
"There was peace throughout the land of Runtsylvania. But on the 28th day, the residents trembled as the scourge of PMS came over Queen Runt."

From Oleg Volk Productions, comes the new movie celebrating RKBA: "Fists of Fury: The Next Generation"

"What do you mean I'm unclear on the concept of a 'double tap'"?

"Oleg, you got some 'splaining to do!"

Nathaniel Firethorn
January 9, 2003, 12:17 PM
http://www.olegvolk.net/newphotos/tn/yogurt.jpg

"Oleg, never mind! I'll teach that yogurt some culture!"

- pdmoderator

H Romberg
January 9, 2003, 12:25 PM
WE ARE NOT AMUSED.
or
GET OUT........NOW.
or
I think I'll keep my wallet, thankyou very much.

And the classic:
Go ahead Punk.......

Russ
January 9, 2003, 12:26 PM
"Alright! I told you to leave my car keys alone. You have 10 seconds to hand them over!"

bogie
January 9, 2003, 01:06 PM
Mr. Cooper, I know you meant well when you insisted on helping me with my English homework, but my teacher was less than amused...

mack
January 9, 2003, 02:27 PM
Finding the right balance is the key to life.

Doug
January 9, 2003, 05:24 PM
I've had a really bad day, I've got a screaming migraine and I'm all out of Prozac - now UNINVITE your mother like I said!

Doug

buzz_knox
January 9, 2003, 05:41 PM
"Let me make this clear: this is the only threesome I'm interested in. So don't bring the subject up again!"

bogie
January 9, 2003, 06:21 PM
"Okay, after gluing my shoes to the floor, I'll pull both triggers. Then I'll be tall enough to ride the roller coaster!"

garrettwc
January 9, 2003, 07:02 PM
We can do this one of two ways!! You choose!!

or

Rich, what were you saying about moving up this month's deadline!?

The Josey Wales references are good too.

Ed Brunner
January 9, 2003, 07:59 PM
I said your stereo is much too loud. UNDERSTAND???

webley455
January 9, 2003, 08:13 PM
Filthy Harriet:p

sm
January 9, 2003, 08:41 PM
"I don't want to be moderator right now"

"If I have to corral that thread one more time..."

" I'm gonna settle 9mm vs. 45ACP once and for all..."

"Who left the toilet seat up?"

Legionnaire
January 9, 2003, 11:51 PM
"Say WHAT??"

"I said, thread closed!"

spacemanspiff
January 10, 2003, 12:51 AM
"shown here, ms. runt is sporting a single shot derringer in each hand. they are usually known as being small weapons, but in this young ladys hands (whose picture is shown actual size) they appear to fit her just perfectly."

joe4702
January 10, 2003, 02:16 AM
Double Trouble

Six in One, Half Dozen 'the Other

Lord Grey Boots
January 10, 2003, 02:18 AM
Take the frickin picture already! I gotta PEE!

Col. Mustard
January 10, 2003, 02:04 PM
"Smile when you say that, mister."

JamisJockey
January 10, 2003, 02:30 PM
"What's rape?"
:what:

That, gentlemen, is a woman you don't want to :cuss: with!

RangerGrant
January 12, 2003, 04:20 PM
From the movie "Tombstone":

"I have two guns, one for each of you"

best, RG

Bainx
January 12, 2003, 05:43 PM
"I'm Not as Good as I Once Was...but, I' m as Good Once as I Ever Was".

tex_n_cal
January 12, 2003, 11:23 PM
"I am NOT moving to California!"

tex_n_cal
January 12, 2003, 11:24 PM
"I am NOT moving to California!"

tex_n_cal
January 12, 2003, 11:28 PM
"I am NOT moving to California!"

tex_n_cal
January 12, 2003, 11:30 PM
"I am NOT moving to California!"

Missouri Mule
January 14, 2003, 02:15 PM
Do you think these make my butt look big?:neener:

ModIMark0
January 14, 2003, 10:15 PM
"Which one of you called me 'little girl'?"

Politically Incorrect
January 14, 2003, 11:47 PM
Smile! You're on Cannon Camera!!

:D

-Tommy

buzz_knox
January 15, 2003, 10:10 AM
"I'm the woman Xena hopes to be when she grows up."

Riphalman
January 15, 2003, 07:12 PM
I SAID......WHERE ARE THE DAMNED MAXI-PADS??!!!

ajacobs
January 15, 2003, 07:59 PM
"well equiped-post-hi cap mag ban"

"I am the millitia"

"I took two of these now I can sleep well at night."

spacemanspiff
January 15, 2003, 08:29 PM
"i'm sorry boss, what was that you were saying about working unpaid overtime this weekend?"

Guyon
January 15, 2003, 08:56 PM
I'm bringin' home the bacon. . . old-school style.

This one is Thelma. This one is Louise.

Ol' Badger
January 15, 2003, 09:07 PM
"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ars. And I'm all outa bubble gum." or "Who ever left the set up is in for some serious sh*t!"

Schuey2002
January 25, 2003, 07:46 AM
Coming to a movie theater near you.....

"The Runt of the Matrix Reloaded" :D

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