How'bout some more creative post count titles?

In my pathetic life, sometimes it's a glimmer of happiness to reach a new rank on a vBulletin forum. THR could use a new title for every 50 posts. May I suggest the following:

1-50: Newbie
50-100: Member
100-150: Interested Party
150-200: Dedicated Scribe
200-250: Faithful Sentinel
250-300: Die Hard Member
300-350: Oleg Volk's Student
350-400: Alleged Expert
400-450: Expert By Proxy
450-500: Expert Member
500-550: Fledgling Patriot
550-600: Dedicated Patriot
600-650: True Patriot
650-700: Forum Teacher
700-750: Forum Professor
750-800: Honorary Forum PhD
800-850: Honorary Forum JD
850-900: Honorary Forum Diety
900-950: Oleg Volk's Scribe
950-1000: Guru
1000-1100: Forum Master
1100-1200: Sexton of the Second Amendment
1200-1300: Faekir of Firearms
1300-1400: Bishop of Ballistics
1400-1500: Pastor of Politics
1500-1600: Rabbi of Reason
1600-1700: Locutor of Logic
1700-1800: Soothsayer
1800-1900: Elder Member
1900-2000: Village Elder
2000-2500: Respected Expert
2500-3000: Resident Expert
3000-3500: Senior Member
3500-4000: Master Member
4000-4500: Eloquent Scribe
4500-5000: Forum Bigwig
5000-6000: Forum Demigod
6000-7000: Forum Adherent
7000-8000: Forum Addict
8000-9000: Forum Junkie
9000-10000: Forum God
10000+: Supreme Member

I was SuperFly once, so nothing is impossible.;)

I want mine just to say "Annoying Prick."

That about sums it up...

I'd also accpt "F S&W!"

Tactical Poser?

Darn, I just checked the User CP section and that function is turned off.

1911Forum uses vBulletin as well and they have a box on the user CP page where you could change the member thing under your name to a catchy phrase such as Mike Irwin requested.

Devonai, you scale is slightly off. I would think anything over 1200 should convey homage,

how about Blackhawk's prodigy?"

"Resident Curmudgeon" comes to mind. But there are some individuals considerably more crusty than I lurking around these parts. Right, Mike? ;)

"But there are some individuals considerably more crusty than I lurking around these parts. Right, Mike?"

I prefer the term bitter myself.

It's a lot more descriptive.

I could change mine to whatever I wanted...but I resist the urge.

Soothsayer sounds nice though... ;)

Rewarding prolific posting doesn't seem as worthwhile as rewarding terse, laconic comments a la C.R. Sam. Maybe some people around here will log in to find their titles changed to something creative...but you'd have to become a legend in the minds other than your own for that...at which point fancy titles will be unnecessary anyway.

And all the THR folks said,

"Amen!"

Amen

Now how would C.R. Sam shorten the above post.......?

To simply "!"

Seems to me that terse and laconic, as attractive as they are, are also less important that simply correct and informative...

Informative and correct are good. But sometimes wrong is just as good.