Hey Preacher – don’t you think it’s time to preach the WHOLE Word?


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WAGCEVP
June 23, 2003, 11:32 PM
Hey Preacher – don’t you think it’s time to preach the WHOLE Word?
Gun-Totin' Armed Parishioners!
By Tom Marsland

http://www.federalobserver.com/archive.php?aid=5908


On May 28, Minnesota becomes the 35th state with a 'shall-issue conceal-carry' law. All of the other 34 states have seen violent crime rates drop after adoption of 'shall issue' laws. There is no demonstrable reason why Minnesota should stray from these nationwide numbers.

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El Tejon
June 24, 2003, 12:07 AM
"What's wrong with this picture"?

THAT'S EASY! Hayzeus should have his pistol holstered and not use his pistol as a door knocker. Or, at least keep the weapon back out of the funnel. Where art thou door hinges, my lord?

As well, the Messiah should sling his rifle and not point it at his chin. He may be used to holes in his body, but .223s are ouchy!

Kaxter
June 24, 2003, 12:15 AM
He may be used to holes in his body, but .223s are ouchy!

LMAO!

Skunkabilly
June 24, 2003, 12:50 AM
Um, he only has a 20-round magazine?

Preacherman
June 24, 2003, 12:55 AM
Brother, I have news for thee... if thou startest trouble in my church, verily, I the preacher will draw down on thee even before the least of these my parishioners!

:evil: :neener: :D

MuzzleBlast
June 24, 2003, 09:25 AM
I the preacher will draw down on thee even before the least of these my parishioners!...And I shall make thee holey!

cool45auto
June 24, 2003, 10:02 AM
:D :neener: :cool:

.45TCB
June 24, 2003, 10:26 AM
Um, he only has a 20-round magazine? Don't forget the "loaves and fish" story from the Gospels. If anyone can make a 20-rounder go as far as needed, its Him!

genie
June 24, 2003, 10:32 AM
Don't forget the "loaves and fish" story from the Gospels. If anyone can make a 20-rounder go as far as needed, its Him!

hahahaha! that would be great. the never reloading gun from the movies come to life!

Steve Smith
June 24, 2003, 11:02 AM
http://www.federalobserver.com/content_images/jesus_gun_02.jpg


LMAO

SDC
June 24, 2003, 12:18 PM
Ummmmm.... St. James isn't giving cover with an 870?

BigG
June 24, 2003, 12:22 PM
Friend, far be it from me to offer violence to thee, but thou standest where I am about to shoot! :D

spacemanspiff
June 24, 2003, 12:25 PM
"Spiritual Agents! We have a search warrant!"

sensop
June 24, 2003, 07:17 PM
Looks like a finger on the trigger. 'Oughta know better.

DontShootMe
June 24, 2003, 07:25 PM
I think that's the only guy who I would trust with a finger on the trigger...

Ian Sean
June 24, 2003, 07:52 PM
I bet the collection plate would be full.

Standing Wolf
June 24, 2003, 09:10 PM
To give credit where credit's due, Minnesota's leftist extremists are the loudest, most indefatigueable bunch of sore losers in the nation.

pack_rat
June 24, 2003, 09:52 PM
WWJC?
It would seem a picture is worth a thousand words.
This would also support the devine inspiration of JMB.

===
p_r

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,
'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it,
Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs
and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast
cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

James Castilla
June 25, 2003, 04:32 PM
And I shall make thee holey!
:D

I also liked that comment someone put on the site...

Jesus also said: "When a strong man fully armed mounts guard over his own house his goods are left in peace." Lk.11:21

arinvolvo
June 25, 2003, 04:36 PM
And you thought NEO was the ONE!

Think again...old JC is about to get biblical on your ***

Russ
June 25, 2003, 04:43 PM
Steve Smith,

That's pretty good!:D

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