[Monkeyleg]

"Hillary Clinton's book hits the stores this Monday. Oh boy, it took her a
long time to write it. But in her defense, every time she tried to use the
desk, Bill was always using it for a date."

"In Hillary Clinton's new book 'Living History,' Hillary details what it was
like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and
living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on page two,
the trouble starts."

[Sisco]

"Hillary's got this huge book, it's a memoir of her life and times at the White House. In the book she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said 'I could hardly breath, I was gulping for air.' No, I'm sorry, that's what Monica said." - David Letterman

"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoirs comes out next week. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you'll want to sleep with an intern." - Craig Kilborn

"Hillary Clinton has finished her memoirs for publication next year, while Bill has barely finished the first chapter. Well, in all fairness, Fiction is a lot harder to write." - Jay Leno

"Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family." - David Letterman

"Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new home in Washington. People said it was a lot like the parties she used to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the same." - Jay Leno

"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch." - Late, Late Show host Craig Kilborn

"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. You know, the one with only seven commandments." - David Letterman

"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it." - Jay Leno

[CZ 75 BD]

said she cried when she killed off one of the characters in her new book. Hillary said "You can do that?'

[Croyance]

I just want to know how a woman that was suprised when Bill Clinton cheated on her was supposed to create a framework for a national health plan, much less implement a practical plan.
How practical could it be?
A woman said to be intellegent and strong is surprised when her husband, who alread cheated on her dozens of times, nails the intern?

[Art Eatman]

There's hope for the country, however. I've read that the new "Harry Potter" is outselling *******, by 10:1.

:D, Art

[Standing Wolf]

Shillary Snopes Clinton is enough to gag a granite gargoyle.

[sm]

Klinton's did too much damage while here in my state, still the lies continue.

Reminds me of a quote:
___
"Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to
realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."
___

[jimpeel]

Do you believe your husband's contention that oral sex is not sex and, if so, why were you so upset with him if, based on that standard, he had done nothing wrong?

[S_O_Laban]

I was in Barnes and Noble last week and saw her book on display in the center isle. A few feet away on a table were clearance items at 10% to 20% off. Her book was already 30% off. :D :D

[Croyance]

Her book was already 30% off. Yes, but the truth is that Barnes & Nobles always has best selling hard covers at 30% off.

[Sergeant Bob]

There's hope for the country, however. I've read that the new "Harry Potter" is outselling *******, by 10:1.
Shrillery's book is now down to #9 on Amazon behind...

1. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (hard to beat a kid with a magic wand)
2. East of Eden (Oprah's Book Club)by John Steinbeck (A dead guy?)
3. Treason by Ann Coulter (Eats liberals for breakfast, taste like....chicken!)
4. Taste Pure and Simple (Great chicken recipes)
5. The South Beach Diet (Fat free chicken recipes)
6. The Essential 55 (Children's education)
7. The Da Vinci Code (there's guns in it!)
8. Harry Potter Paperback Boxed Set (Books 1-4) (That boy's spankin' her with that magic wand!)
9. Living History by Hillary Clinton

[general]

1. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (hard to beat a kid with a magic wand)
AND a cool scar!

[Nathaniel Firethorn]

"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. You know, the one with only seven commandments." - David LettermanHmmmm... something's wrong. I think that at least numbers 1 and 7 through 10 would have been scissored out. And maybe 6 (the "Arkancide" phenomenon.)

- pdmoderator