2dogs
June 27, 2003, 07:32 AM
Logic
Bubba and Willie decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
Bubba went to see a professor who told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" Bubba asked.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a Weedeater"?
"I sure do."
And the professor replied, "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,"
"That's real good," Bubba said with awe.
The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since yard, you also have a house."
Really impressed, Bubba shouted, "AMAZIN'!!!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Yes - Betty Mae! This is incredible!" (Bubba is obviously catching on).
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," stated the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I cain't wait to take this here logic class."
Proud of the new world opening up to him, Bubba walked back into the hallway, where his friend Willie is still waiting. "So what classes are ya takin'?" Willie asked.
"Math, history, and logic," Bubba answered.
"What in tarnation is logic?"
Bubba said, "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?"
"No," Willie answered.
To which Bubba replied, "You're queer, ain't ya"?
Bubba and Willie decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
Bubba went to see a professor who told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" Bubba asked.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a Weedeater"?
"I sure do."
And the professor replied, "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,"
"That's real good," Bubba said with awe.
The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since yard, you also have a house."
Really impressed, Bubba shouted, "AMAZIN'!!!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"Yes - Betty Mae! This is incredible!" (Bubba is obviously catching on).
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," stated the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I cain't wait to take this here logic class."
Proud of the new world opening up to him, Bubba walked back into the hallway, where his friend Willie is still waiting. "So what classes are ya takin'?" Willie asked.
"Math, history, and logic," Bubba answered.
"What in tarnation is logic?"
Bubba said, "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?"
"No," Willie answered.
To which Bubba replied, "You're queer, ain't ya"?