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Took this by request, I couldn't get it the way I wanted but I'll post away. Caption, photoshop me, tease me about my weight, whatever...fire away! :D

Sorry Spiff I couldn't do the knife in mouth thing, it was too heavy and it start slipping and I didn't wanna lose a toe!

http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=349966

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Skunky says: "Look mom! No more copper fouling!!!"

I am the exact same weight as you, skinny people will take over the world.

Bore is clean, teeth are clean...

"A man's gotta' know his LIMITATIONS!"

"Run! Get to da' Choppa!"

"A man's gotta' know his LIMITATIONS!"

You mean:
"Master Crint Far-Eastwood say: man who journey down path of dishonor....must know rimitation. Ahso." [gong sounds] :D

Ahhhh, what a time for the Ex-lax to start working. Someone help me with all these buckles.

Well at least my weekly question of "What my wallpaper gonna be" has been answered.

Wilhelm

Here are some captions:


"Tactical Molon Labe..."



!! Warning Skunkabilly Crossing !!



"Hey!! I want fries with that!!!!"


LoL :D cool pic skunk

"I don't care who's soul you're trying to save get offa my front porch!!!"

" Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

With the hat and gloves?
"Tactical Gardening: Weeds don't stand a chance!":evil:

You been here rong time! buffet crosed, You go now......prease come again.

I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler.

"Damn kitchen table gunsmith...I told him to put the skull crusher spike on the butt, NOT the backstrap!"

"Y'know, I've heard of a strapping bloke, but this is ridiculous!" :D

would someone kindly loosen the straps
through my crotch. My boys are getting pinched.

GODZIRRA!!!!!

:D

ALL YOUR WEB GEAR ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!

"Now I'm ready for a SoCal commute."

Harry Potter goes tactical.

Hey! You! Get offa my cloud!

"Soju and guns don't mix."

YEOOOWWW!!! UNBUCKLE IT! UNBUCKLE IT!




Sir, we found your package on the front yard. You ARE missing one, aren't you?



WHO STOLE THE STRAP FOR MY GLASSES???


I feel so... Strapped.


Out of fashion? Out of FASHION? I'LL SHOW YOU OUT OF FASHION!!! AAAIIIIIEEEE!!!

"Dammit! I forgot ammo!"

This is my happy face!

- Skunkabilly exfiling the BlackHawk Industries warehouse after a quick shoot 'n loot... :D

Suddenly,Skunky blows his cover as he realizes one of his tactical
buckles pinches his butt!

QuickDraw

"Buy a Beretta OR ELSE!"

Images removed. Sorry guys... No, they were not bad... just "big".
I moved them to over here:
http://www.madogre.com/Interviews/Girls&Guns.htm
If you don't look too carefully you wont notice they are all Airsoft.

:what:

:D :D :D

George what are you trying to do to him? Don't you remember what happened the last time he saw a pic of a pretty Asian girl with a gun?

:what:

Check him out in this summer's latest action-packed blockbuster..

Sniper Chick! Part Deux: Dark of the Skunk!

:p

Woah, there's something wrong with me. I kept noticing her finger was on the trigger and am therefore annoyed by those pictures....

what are you talking about,,,:D

uh, picture caption,,,hmmmm,,,gotta think on it

ok,,ok,,,i got one

"this isn't my war face,,,its my WEDGIE face!!

:neener:

Thats the front cover of a book called S&M for Gunnuts.

AAHHHH! Whose passing gas:barf:

Don't give Skunky any more picture ideas... I, for one, do not want to see Skunky in a sexy negligee.

:D

You mean like this?






http://www.beaconschool.org/~kmadera/rifle_gun.jpg

Exactly.

:D

"For the last time, Korean isn't the same as Chinese you :cuss:!!!"

"I have come here to chew Hsia Jen Ching Tan* and kick a$$, and I'm all out of Hsia Jen Ching Tan."



* (Shrimp with steamed egg)

"CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!!!!"


"Good!"

1. this is the last time i am tellin' ya, it's magazine not crip!!!

2. no makee fun, this way i hold up my pants.

3. the mall ninja is here to save the daaayyyy!!!!

"I want it my way, right away....with NO mayo!!!"

"That son of a bitch cut me off!!!"

Skunks pic: " where the eggroll...it said with #6 you get eggroll".

George Hill: once again he proves that NOT being tactical has its good-ahem-view, points, sides...

"What do you mean Oleg thinks I'm too tactical for his photos?!" :neener:

Kharn

Tactical Crossing Guard. " I said STOP :cuss: !!!!"







Jason:cool:

FOR THE LAST TIME I DONT WANT TO BE JUST FRIENDS!

THAT WASNT AN ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE!!!!

CHOW YUN FAT HAS GOT NOTHING ON ME!!!!

GIVE ME THAT BILLENIA NOW!!!!!!

Well at least he has pants on this time :D

George Hill: Sooooooo many safety violations. Sooooo sad. I really wouldn't want to be the camera man in some of those pics! :what:

MEATLOAF AGAIN?!!!

Nightfall, this has come up about a hundred times. Automatic timer on the camera. Or relative who served MEATLOAF one too many times!

"Heeeerrrreeee I come to save the daaaaayyy!"



Oops, nevermind. That's Mighty Mouse's theme...

George-

Nice pictures. But:

puhleeeeeeeeeeese tell me the cowgirl with the scattergun doesn't have the muzzle in the dirt like it looks!!

Barney's bodyguard protecting him from those vile germ-ridden snot-nosed runts:
http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?postid=351138

"Hey!! I said there is NOTHING to see here!"

"Today, a local Girl Scout was confronted by this man, who was preparing for y2k."

"DO YOU HEAR ME? I SAID FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!"

"Skunky ensuring that no one runs in the house and makes his souffle fall."

"Skunky decided that he would reinact a scene as Wolverene, sans claws."

"Figuring there had been an Asian everything-else, TBS announced recently that they would produce an Asian-hosted Crocodile Hunter, with this man as the host. He is seen here screaming for his life in another wildlife series: "When Grizzly Bears enter your home thru your 7-lock front door after running thru a field of Claymores and attack."

Skunky, Indiana Jones had a Fedora, a 38 revolver and a whip, not Urban Assult Tactical Gear and automatics.

Much to his dismay, he didn't get casted as Lara Croft for the Tomb Raider films.

http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=351188

"At last!!! My army of Skunkabilly clones has arrived! I will now take over the world!!! MUUWWAAAHHHAAAAA HA HA HAHAHA, MUWAHA HAHA HAHA!!!" (cue perilous 30's background music)

edited to add: the pic is supposed be coming over hills. I suck at photoshop, and have only been using it for around a week now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's skinny and has a gun, but come the famine, he'll still die first and those of us who aren't skinny will still feed on his carcass.

Skunk's bug-out kit will keep him going for at least a few months..

:neener:

Who wants to play dressup?

Yes, it is cocked and rocked, grasshopper!

Saddam, show yourself.....coward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The sites www.moretacticalthanthou.com and www.sexystraps.org are still in litigation over the ownership of this photograph.

Edit: I have no idea whether or not those are real sites. I'm not sure if I want to know.

...Go Go Skunkzilla!

http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=352059

apologies to Blue Oyster Cult

"Whose ready for a John Woo movie marathon?!?!?!"

Zundfolge, how did you do that? Its great!

Photoshop is my favorite video game :)

and I get paid to use it :D


BTW, that IS the Tokyo skyline

Zundfolge, that is awesome!!!

OK where's the part where I fall in love with a Japanese F-15J fighter pilot girl?

"HEY!, Gimme back my bullets!"

BONZAI!!!

PUT THE RAMEN NOODLES DOWN, NOW!

Doc, You GOTTA gimme somethin' for these hemmorhoids or I'll LOSE IT!

Mistah Weelson, you need a fawk wif dat?
Okay, you have nice day!

"Rage and Chi, manifesting themselves.."

this has been a very entertaining thread. :D

caption:
"what do you mean you're all out of tactical face paint?!! i've got a picture to take!"

The Dept. of Homeland Stripe Removal stops by to pay Skunk a visit...

"You want my stripe! Over my cold,dead, black 'n white body!"

"Second Story Home Invader Removals! Here to remove your home invader!"

Cheers,
ErikM :evil:

Caption:
"No more jokes about Asian accents!"

I REFUSE TO BE ROADKILL !

Kind of looks like that face a friend of mine made when lefty got pinched in a SPIE rigging harness after a lift.

How's this?

Mark, that should read 'Soldier of Fortune Cookie" ;)

Sorry, I should have added my caption earlier, but I just couldn't get up off the floor!! Skunk ol' buddy, you are too much!! LMAO!!!

"This on line dating was a bad idea!!! Now PLEASE, get off my porch Ms. Reno" :scrutiny:

Rock45, that was great.

:D

It's cool to know that somebody gets me...thanks winstonsmith

SURE you can take my guns. But you get the bullets first. WHERE DO YA WANT 'EM?!

http://www.olegvolk.net/runt_pics/misc%20linked%20pics/skunkySWATs.jpg

"now be honest, does all this gear make my butt look skinny?"

http://moxy.wtower.com:8888/sass/sean.gif
"Nice Straps"


Runt, that was awesome.

Dammit Runt I can't stop laughing!!!!!!

Can you guys print me one? :D

That photo of Runt's should be on your website, Skunk! :D

"Yeeeeoooowwwww ..... these hemorrhoids are killing me!"

Man this is one of the best threads i've seen so far. Those two pics of Skunk. Skunkzilla and Skunk on SWAT :D :D :D :D :D :D really good job peoplez!!

Is he wearing Thunderwear, or is he just glad to see you?

I'm a big boy and I'll go to bed when I want!

OR

I want cotton candy, I want it NOW!

WHO'S THE :cuss: :cuss: WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT? WHO JUST SAID THEY WERE MORE TACTICAL THAN ME?

Skunk, I just had a great idea. Put that picture on your front door. To (snicker) discourage goblins.

No these aren't my angry eyes!!!!!


Where'd you guys hide the carbon fiber?????


What do you mean my tactics don't work? No I'm going strategic!




Gus

PS Great pics Skunk and Runt. I wish I could do that with Photoshop ... if I had it. :rolleyes:

Runt, that's my new wallpaper...thanks :)