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Skunkabilly
June 28, 2003, 03:20 AM
Took this by request, I couldn't get it the way I wanted but I'll post away. Caption, photoshop me, tease me about my weight, whatever...fire away! :D

Sorry Spiff I couldn't do the knife in mouth thing, it was too heavy and it start slipping and I didn't wanna lose a toe!

http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=349966

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jsalcedo
June 28, 2003, 03:30 AM
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Skunky says: "Look mom! No more copper fouling!!!"

Kaxter
June 28, 2003, 03:32 AM
I am the exact same weight as you, skinny people will take over the world.

bigshark14
June 28, 2003, 03:36 AM
Bore is clean, teeth are clean...

Schuey2002
June 28, 2003, 03:38 AM
"A man's gotta' know his LIMITATIONS!"

"Run! Get to da' Choppa!"

Skunkabilly
June 28, 2003, 03:40 AM
"A man's gotta' know his LIMITATIONS!"

You mean:
"Master Crint Far-Eastwood say: man who journey down path of dishonor....must know rimitation. Ahso." [gong sounds] :D

OEF_VET
June 28, 2003, 03:42 AM
Ahhhh, what a time for the Ex-lax to start working. Someone help me with all these buckles.

Wilhelm
June 28, 2003, 03:54 AM
Well at least my weekly question of "What my wallpaper gonna be" has been answered.

Wilhelm

Nippy
June 28, 2003, 04:28 AM
Here are some captions:


"Tactical Molon Labe..."



!! Warning Skunkabilly Crossing !!



"Hey!! I want fries with that!!!!"


LoL :D cool pic skunk

Hal
June 28, 2003, 04:58 AM
"I don't care who's soul you're trying to save get offa my front porch!!!"

jsalcedo
June 28, 2003, 05:06 AM
" Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

Apple a Day
June 28, 2003, 06:34 AM
With the hat and gloves?
"Tactical Gardening: Weeds don't stand a chance!":evil:

Orion
June 28, 2003, 06:38 AM
You been here rong time! buffet crosed, You go now......prease come again.

Mark Tyson
June 28, 2003, 07:15 AM
I'm not gonna pay a lot for this muffler.

45King
June 28, 2003, 07:20 AM
"Damn kitchen table gunsmith...I told him to put the skull crusher spike on the butt, NOT the backstrap!"

Preacherman
June 28, 2003, 07:31 AM
"Y'know, I've heard of a strapping bloke, but this is ridiculous!" :D

gburner
June 28, 2003, 07:40 AM
would someone kindly loosen the straps
through my crotch. My boys are getting pinched.

Dave Markowitz
June 28, 2003, 07:43 AM
GODZIRRA!!!!!

:D

general
June 28, 2003, 08:15 AM
ALL YOUR WEB GEAR ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!

El Tejon
June 28, 2003, 08:30 AM
"Now I'm ready for a SoCal commute."

Marko Kloos
June 28, 2003, 08:59 AM
Harry Potter goes tactical.

huaco
June 28, 2003, 09:20 AM
Hey! You! Get offa my cloud!

Gewehr98
June 28, 2003, 09:39 AM
"Soju and guns don't mix."

Intune
June 28, 2003, 09:56 AM
YEOOOWWW!!! UNBUCKLE IT! UNBUCKLE IT!




Sir, we found your package on the front yard. You ARE missing one, aren't you?



WHO STOLE THE STRAP FOR MY GLASSES???


I feel so... Strapped.


Out of fashion? Out of FASHION? I'LL SHOW YOU OUT OF FASHION!!! AAAIIIIIEEEE!!!

Darrin
June 28, 2003, 11:33 AM
"Dammit! I forgot ammo!"

ed dixon
June 28, 2003, 11:38 AM
This is my happy face!

Nightfall
June 28, 2003, 11:49 AM
- Skunkabilly exfiling the BlackHawk Industries warehouse after a quick shoot 'n loot... :D

QuickDraw
June 28, 2003, 12:19 PM
Suddenly,Skunky blows his cover as he realizes one of his tactical
buckles pinches his butt!

QuickDraw

Devonai
June 28, 2003, 01:13 PM
"Buy a Beretta OR ELSE!"

George Hill
June 28, 2003, 02:32 PM
Images removed. Sorry guys... No, they were not bad... just "big".
I moved them to over here:
http://www.madogre.com/Interviews/Girls&Guns.htm
If you don't look too carefully you wont notice they are all Airsoft.

winstonsmith
June 28, 2003, 02:35 PM
:what:

:D :D :D

Triad
June 28, 2003, 02:38 PM
George what are you trying to do to him? Don't you remember what happened the last time he saw a pic of a pretty Asian girl with a gun?

Schuey2002
June 28, 2003, 03:26 PM
:what:

Check him out in this summer's latest action-packed blockbuster..

Sniper Chick! Part Deux: Dark of the Skunk!

:p

MJRW
June 28, 2003, 03:58 PM
Woah, there's something wrong with me. I kept noticing her finger was on the trigger and am therefore annoyed by those pictures....

280PLUS
June 28, 2003, 04:54 PM
what are you talking about,,,:D

uh, picture caption,,,hmmmm,,,gotta think on it

ok,,ok,,,i got one

"this isn't my war face,,,its my WEDGIE face!!

:neener:

winstonsmith
June 28, 2003, 05:07 PM
Thats the front cover of a book called S&M for Gunnuts.

telewinz
June 28, 2003, 05:07 PM
AAHHHH! Whose passing gas:barf:

Frohickey
June 28, 2003, 05:13 PM
Don't give Skunky any more picture ideas... I, for one, do not want to see Skunky in a sexy negligee.

:D

jsalcedo
June 28, 2003, 05:33 PM
You mean like this?






http://www.beaconschool.org/~kmadera/rifle_gun.jpg

winstonsmith
June 28, 2003, 05:35 PM
Exactly.

:D

Soap
June 28, 2003, 05:40 PM
"For the last time, Korean isn't the same as Chinese you :cuss:!!!"

JackShandy
June 28, 2003, 07:26 PM
"I have come here to chew Hsia Jen Ching Tan* and kick a$$, and I'm all out of Hsia Jen Ching Tan."



* (Shrimp with steamed egg)

cool45auto
June 28, 2003, 07:38 PM
"CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!!!!!"


"Good!"

bdhawk
June 28, 2003, 07:42 PM
1. this is the last time i am tellin' ya, it's magazine not crip!!!

2. no makee fun, this way i hold up my pants.

3. the mall ninja is here to save the daaayyyy!!!!

Fly Navy
June 28, 2003, 07:52 PM
"I want it my way, right away....with NO mayo!!!"

"That son of a bitch cut me off!!!"

sm
June 28, 2003, 08:05 PM
Skunks pic: " where the eggroll...it said with #6 you get eggroll".

George Hill: once again he proves that NOT being tactical has its good-ahem-view, points, sides...

Kharn
June 28, 2003, 09:11 PM
"What do you mean Oleg thinks I'm too tactical for his photos?!" :neener:

Kharn

KFD147
June 28, 2003, 09:28 PM
Tactical Crossing Guard. " I said STOP :cuss: !!!!"







Jason:cool:

45R
June 28, 2003, 10:28 PM
FOR THE LAST TIME I DONT WANT TO BE JUST FRIENDS!

45R
June 28, 2003, 10:30 PM
THAT WASNT AN ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGE!!!!

CHOW YUN FAT HAS GOT NOTHING ON ME!!!!

GIVE ME THAT BILLENIA NOW!!!!!!

Psssniper
June 28, 2003, 10:50 PM
Well at least he has pants on this time :D

Nightfall
June 28, 2003, 10:51 PM
George Hill: Sooooooo many safety violations. Sooooo sad. I really wouldn't want to be the camera man in some of those pics! :what:

ed dixon
June 28, 2003, 11:20 PM
MEATLOAF AGAIN?!!!

ed dixon
June 28, 2003, 11:23 PM
Nightfall, this has come up about a hundred times. Automatic timer on the camera. Or relative who served MEATLOAF one too many times!

Darrin
June 28, 2003, 11:43 PM
"Heeeerrrreeee I come to save the daaaaayyy!"



Oops, nevermind. That's Mighty Mouse's theme...

Stickjockey
June 28, 2003, 11:59 PM
George-

Nice pictures. But:

puhleeeeeeeeeeese tell me the cowgirl with the scattergun doesn't have the muzzle in the dirt like it looks!!

Moparmike
June 29, 2003, 12:00 AM
Barney's bodyguard protecting him from those vile germ-ridden snot-nosed runts:
http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?postid=351138

Moparmike
June 29, 2003, 12:11 AM
"Hey!! I said there is NOTHING to see here!"

"Today, a local Girl Scout was confronted by this man, who was preparing for y2k."

"DO YOU HEAR ME? I SAID FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!"

"Skunky ensuring that no one runs in the house and makes his souffle fall."

"Skunky decided that he would reinact a scene as Wolverene, sans claws."

"Figuring there had been an Asian everything-else, TBS announced recently that they would produce an Asian-hosted Crocodile Hunter, with this man as the host. He is seen here screaming for his life in another wildlife series: "When Grizzly Bears enter your home thru your 7-lock front door after running thru a field of Claymores and attack."

Skunky, Indiana Jones had a Fedora, a 38 revolver and a whip, not Urban Assult Tactical Gear and automatics.

WingZero
June 29, 2003, 12:32 AM
Much to his dismay, he didn't get casted as Lara Croft for the Tomb Raider films.

Moparmike
June 29, 2003, 12:45 AM
http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=351188

"At last!!! My army of Skunkabilly clones has arrived! I will now take over the world!!! MUUWWAAAHHHAAAAA HA HA HAHAHA, MUWAHA HAHA HAHA!!!" (cue perilous 30's background music)

edited to add: the pic is supposed be coming over hills. I suck at photoshop, and have only been using it for around a week now.

Sunray
June 29, 2003, 01:17 AM
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's skinny and has a gun, but come the famine, he'll still die first and those of us who aren't skinny will still feed on his carcass.

Schuey2002
June 29, 2003, 01:21 AM
Skunk's bug-out kit will keep him going for at least a few months..

:neener:

arinvolvo
June 29, 2003, 01:27 AM
Who wants to play dressup?

Jamie B
June 29, 2003, 03:14 PM
Yes, it is cocked and rocked, grasshopper!

Mil Novecientos Once
June 29, 2003, 06:33 PM
Saddam, show yourself.....coward!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elmer Snerd
June 29, 2003, 06:53 PM
The sites www.moretacticalthanthou.com and www.sexystraps.org are still in litigation over the ownership of this photograph.

Edit: I have no idea whether or not those are real sites. I'm not sure if I want to know.

Zundfolge
June 29, 2003, 09:07 PM
...Go Go Skunkzilla!

http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?s=&postid=352059

apologies to Blue Oyster Cult

seeker_two
June 29, 2003, 10:17 PM
"Whose ready for a John Woo movie marathon?!?!?!"

Moparmike
June 29, 2003, 10:50 PM
Zundfolge, how did you do that? Its great!

Zundfolge
June 29, 2003, 11:21 PM
Photoshop is my favorite video game :)

and I get paid to use it :D


BTW, that IS the Tokyo skyline

Skunkabilly
June 30, 2003, 02:41 AM
Zundfolge, that is awesome!!!

OK where's the part where I fall in love with a Japanese F-15J fighter pilot girl?

Missouri Mule
June 30, 2003, 07:48 AM
"HEY!, Gimme back my bullets!"

waynzwld
June 30, 2003, 10:19 AM
BONZAI!!!

Betty
June 30, 2003, 10:27 AM
PUT THE RAMEN NOODLES DOWN, NOW!

Rock45
June 30, 2003, 11:37 AM
Doc, You GOTTA gimme somethin' for these hemmorhoids or I'll LOSE IT!

Rock45
June 30, 2003, 11:38 AM
Mistah Weelson, you need a fawk wif dat?
Okay, you have nice day!

twoblink
June 30, 2003, 11:48 AM
"Rage and Chi, manifesting themselves.."

spacemanspiff
June 30, 2003, 12:20 PM
this has been a very entertaining thread. :D

caption:
"what do you mean you're all out of tactical face paint?!! i've got a picture to take!"

Schuey2002
June 30, 2003, 01:53 PM
The Dept. of Homeland Stripe Removal stops by to pay Skunk a visit...

"You want my stripe! Over my cold,dead, black 'n white body!"

erikm
June 30, 2003, 02:11 PM
"Second Story Home Invader Removals! Here to remove your home invader!"

Cheers,
ErikM :evil:

DigitalWarrior
June 30, 2003, 02:49 PM
Caption:
"No more jokes about Asian accents!"

Carlos Cabeza
June 30, 2003, 02:50 PM
I REFUSE TO BE ROADKILL !

duckfoot
June 30, 2003, 03:05 PM
Kind of looks like that face a friend of mine made when lefty got pinched in a SPIE rigging harness after a lift.

Mark Tyson
June 30, 2003, 05:02 PM
How's this?

Skunkabilly
June 30, 2003, 05:29 PM
Mark, that should read 'Soldier of Fortune Cookie" ;)

Sgt
June 30, 2003, 05:37 PM
Sorry, I should have added my caption earlier, but I just couldn't get up off the floor!! Skunk ol' buddy, you are too much!! LMAO!!!

"This on line dating was a bad idea!!! Now PLEASE, get off my porch Ms. Reno" :scrutiny:

winstonsmith
June 30, 2003, 05:45 PM
Rock45, that was great.

:D

Rock45
June 30, 2003, 06:50 PM
It's cool to know that somebody gets me...thanks winstonsmith

Hand_Rifle_Guy
July 1, 2003, 09:36 AM
SURE you can take my guns. But you get the bullets first. WHERE DO YA WANT 'EM?!

Betty
July 1, 2003, 12:36 PM
http://www.olegvolk.net/runt_pics/misc%20linked%20pics/skunkySWATs.jpg

spacemanspiff
July 1, 2003, 12:39 PM
"now be honest, does all this gear make my butt look skinny?"

George Hill
July 1, 2003, 03:27 PM
http://moxy.wtower.com:8888/sass/sean.gif
"Nice Straps"


Runt, that was awesome.

Skunkabilly
July 1, 2003, 03:44 PM
Dammit Runt I can't stop laughing!!!!!!

Can you guys print me one? :D

Schuey2002
July 1, 2003, 04:00 PM
That photo of Runt's should be on your website, Skunk! :D

RustyHammer
July 1, 2003, 04:20 PM
"Yeeeeoooowwwww ..... these hemorrhoids are killing me!"

Nippy
July 1, 2003, 10:18 PM
Man this is one of the best threads i've seen so far. Those two pics of Skunk. Skunkzilla and Skunk on SWAT :D :D :D :D :D :D really good job peoplez!!

HABU
July 2, 2003, 12:05 AM
Is he wearing Thunderwear, or is he just glad to see you?

andy
July 2, 2003, 01:09 AM
I'm a big boy and I'll go to bed when I want!

OR

I want cotton candy, I want it NOW!

winstonsmith
July 2, 2003, 01:17 AM
WHO'S THE :cuss: :cuss: WHO JUST SIGNED HIS OWN DEATH WARRANT? WHO JUST SAID THEY WERE MORE TACTICAL THAN ME?

Skunk, I just had a great idea. Put that picture on your front door. To (snicker) discourage goblins.

Gus Dddysgrl
July 2, 2003, 01:45 PM
No these aren't my angry eyes!!!!!


Where'd you guys hide the carbon fiber?????


What do you mean my tactics don't work? No I'm going strategic!




Gus

PS Great pics Skunk and Runt. I wish I could do that with Photoshop ... if I had it. :rolleyes:

Skunkabilly
July 2, 2003, 03:24 PM
Runt, that's my new wallpaper...thanks :)

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