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mec
August 24, 2007, 11:19 PM
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/garyreeder/custom001sm.jpg
How wonderfully creative

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average_shooter
August 24, 2007, 11:25 PM
Wow, that would be scary to do a reload too fast. :what:

Drive that spike right through your wrist.

brashboy
August 24, 2007, 11:27 PM
Bullet through the head for zombies, OK. Sure, it's tongue in cheek, but I don't get the spike attached to the baseplate. Even if silver, it's not long enough to kill a vampire. And bullets don't hurt vampires.

Lone_Gunman
August 24, 2007, 11:31 PM
And bullets don't hurt vampires.

It depends on the vampire. Remember, Dracula was killed by a Texan with a Bowie knife.

brashboy
August 24, 2007, 11:40 PM
Remember, Dracula was killed by a Texan with a Bowie knife.

Oak or steel?

mec
August 24, 2007, 11:41 PM
Bullet through the head for zombies
" Hit 'em in the head. Not to hard to kill 'em-they're already dead."

Right "wooden stake" "Silver Bullets" or just call Buffy.

2RCO
August 24, 2007, 11:41 PM
I use a super soaker for those pesky batshifters myself.

Hoppy590
August 24, 2007, 11:44 PM
Bullet through the head for zombies, OK. Sure, it's tongue in cheek, but I don't get the spike attached to the baseplate. Even if silver, it's not long enough to kill a vampire. And bullets don't hurt vampires.

not to mention WEREWOLVES are killed with silver or silver stakes, VAMPIRES are killed with garlic,decapitation and WOODEN stakes in the Bram Stoker version, stakeing alone wont work. the stake is there to imobilize the vampire. of course these things get lost in movies like Blade and Van Hellsing

some zombies ( such as Return of the Living Dead) are not even killed with brain shots.

mec
August 25, 2007, 12:48 AM
the bad thing about weirwolves is that they revert to human form after you croak them. Talk about a steaming t-word of a corpus delecti. At least vampires have the decency to crumble to dust or burst into flames
http://www.snortyville.com/assets/images/Vampire_by_JNL__wikipedia__public_domain.PNG
Never trust anybody who has the whites showing all the way around the pupils.

GRB
August 25, 2007, 12:55 AM
Why bother with the undead, another Scotch or two and you won't even think of them anymore.

brashboy
August 25, 2007, 12:59 AM
Scotch, I knew I was forgetting something. Goodnight to all zombies out there...

Kevinch
August 25, 2007, 10:34 AM
Sorry - but I think that is a terrible waste of a good gun....

Just my opinion.....

mec
August 25, 2007, 12:24 PM
Here's one that is more subdued. Should really impress the DA and grand jury.
http://www.reedercustomguns.com/1911/images/death1.jpg

If one isn't enough, this brace is a tribute to western jurisprudence and justifiable homocide
http://www.reedercustomguns.com/1911/images/judge_jury002.jpg

A tribute to Latrodectus Mactans, the Black Widow has a Tactical! Impact! Spike!!!! Just like a Roman Quinquereme.
http://www.reedercustomguns.com/1911/images/blkwidow_pic_small.JPG

and another Vampire Slayer with weirwolf spikes for and aft. You can't be too prepared!
http://www.reedercustomguns.com/special_guns/images/vampyre2.jpg
" Haroo! Haroo! and through and through!
the vorple blade went 'snicker-snack!'
He left it dead and with its head
He went galumping back!"

.41Dave
August 25, 2007, 01:25 PM
I agree with Kevinch. Waste of a good gun. It's impractical, rather silly, and God forbid you ever had to defend yourself with one of these guns. Even here in Texas, a jury just might think twice if the prosecutor waved on of these juvenile toys under their noses.

armoredman
August 25, 2007, 01:33 PM
They would look wonderful in a dispaly, along with some Hollywood memorabilia from the Dracula and Werewolf movies. They would be spectacular in aB grade horror/action flick. They would look ridiculous in either street leather, or in front of a real judge.
Then again, I know a guy who has a Harley for show...

2TransAms
August 25, 2007, 01:36 PM
Where are these pistols coming from? While they have a certain appeal to fans of anime and the Devil May Cry video games, they're a little over the top for my taste. And is that an extractor on the left side of the first one?

Besides,all the real vampire hunters I know are much more subtle in their choice of weaponry.

Kevinch
August 25, 2007, 01:40 PM
It's impractical, rather silly, and God forbid you ever had to defend yourself with one of these guns. Even here in Texas, a jury just might think twice if the prosecutor waved on of these juvenile toys under their noses.

Although I don't think it's correct or fair, if you were ever involved in a shooting where you fired a "normal" gun & the fact that you simply owned a collection of guns like this might work against you.

Again - just my opinion - but I don't see the point. I'd spend the money having my gun(s) worked over by a premier pistolsmith as target or combat guns before doing something like that. But hey, this is still the USA - at least for a while - & to each his/her own.

JohnL2
August 25, 2007, 02:16 PM
You guys have been watching too many vampire flicks.
Just when I thought I've seen everything.

joffe
August 25, 2007, 07:10 PM
If those AREN'T airsoft guns I am very worried.

Killian
August 26, 2007, 12:42 AM
Living Impaired! How long are we to be subjected to the ancient stigma of the un-PC term "Undead"?

Can't we all just crack open a human skull and eat its brains?

mec
August 26, 2007, 09:41 AM
Or, another Pc term, "Persons with undeadness." Wouldn't work in Texas though as the definition of a Person is, " An individual who has been born and is not dead." A person who has been born and is dead is legally deemed a Corpse in the sovereign state.

CannibalCrowley
August 26, 2007, 11:10 AM
Call me when someone makes an operable version of:

Alucard's Hellsing ARMS .454 Casull Auto
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5438/70192902om2.jpg

Or his Hellsing ARMS 13 mm Auto Anti-Freak Cannon 'Jackal'
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/9461/jackal02jo1.jpg

I think Seras "Police Girl" Victoria's 30 mm Hellsing ARMS Anti-Midian Cannon 'Harkonnen' might be the easiest to custom make.
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7786/halconnennr4.jpg
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7016/cer12ehs0.jpg

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