You're in the Matrix...


July 10, 2003, 09:31 PM
On the lighter side...

If you was to find out that you was really in the matrix, but you couldn't get your body free, but you knew you were in the matrix, would you do anything different?

(and what guns would you have, to keep it gun related.)

I think I would do some things differently cause of the different perspective I'd have. I'm sure I would effect quite a gun collection then. I cant say what but I sure would try all the models and keep what I liked.

There is no spoon.;) :D

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July 10, 2003, 09:56 PM
Will the 1934, 1989 and 1994 laws be repealed?

July 10, 2003, 10:03 PM
I'd be flying around in that helicopter with the mini gun mounted in the side door.. ;)

July 10, 2003, 10:14 PM
Will the 1934, 1989 and 1994 laws be repealed?

No, thats part of the program. You may be able to repeal them from within the program the hard way, but if you couldn't get your body to a plug in for downloaded training in politics (shudder) then I guess you'd have to campaign within the software! Hey, that would mean you couldn't call down a wharehouse full of guns either, wouldn't it? :uhoh:

July 10, 2003, 10:15 PM
Lets see, Trinity would be pregnant with my twin boys, Uncles Neo and Morpheus would come over to my place on the weekend to shoot, because the size and variety of my fireams collection impresses THEM, I drive a different hot car or truck anytime I want, I pay no taxes and no one has ever even heard of the Democratic party! Sounds like a paradise!


July 10, 2003, 10:17 PM
The first thing I'd do is try to figure out how to manipulate the system. Once that's figured out, the possibilities are endless...

4v50 Gary
July 10, 2003, 10:52 PM
I'd ask the Maxtri or "Agent" for a better life than what I'm dreaming now. Younger, healthier, wiser, y'know...

July 10, 2003, 11:02 PM
I really like IRONFIST's version!

I'd use two 93R's to keep the agents at bay.:D

July 10, 2003, 11:18 PM
Well, since i'm a nerd and a nitpicker, my understanding of the Matrix leads me to believe this: If you know about the Matrix, and you aren't unplugged from it, you will not live for very long. Either an agent will take over your body, or you will be disconnected from the Matrix, and your body fed intraveniously blah blah blah, you get the point. But assuming you want the simple, non-nerd answer: Basically the same things everybody else would want. Guns, Nice house, Cars, Cash, Hot (insert preferred gender here), every gun control law since 1934 repealed, and so on and so forth.

July 11, 2003, 12:31 AM
Not necessarily. The Merovingian had a good little racket going in his castle collecting rogue programs that agents wanted eliminated. Not impossible to avoid deletion. I think it's debatable whether they flush your body if you're misbehaving.

six 4 sure
July 11, 2003, 01:32 AM
I'd like to be someone famous, like a movie star.:D


Tommy Gunn
July 11, 2003, 02:06 AM
Lets see now, I will be physiologically 25yo for all of my 70+ years. That means I can always date the hot, young college girls.

Gun collection? You know it!

First guns will be the 1921 Thompson SMG and a matched pair of 1911 Colt pistols.

July 11, 2003, 02:12 AM
I'd be Heckler und Koch's East Asia law enforcement rep.

Oh yeah I'd also make an HK 1911. Why? Because.

July 11, 2003, 03:31 AM
I'd sell you out for that steak dinner.

July 11, 2003, 05:31 AM
Who needs guns when I'd have the power to BEND SPOONS!!!:what:

Wait there is no spoon... :scrutiny:

July 11, 2003, 01:00 PM
Since I'd know I was in the matrix, I think I'd look for tactical nukes. Use enough of 'em, and the machines are going to be, ah, "challenged".

Heck, maybe I'd look for even bigger nukes. Lower the 'chine resource pool.

Limited warfare is for pansies


Hey, Skunk- if I had the option, why would I go with a 37MM? :confused:

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