Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Redneck?


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necro3570
October 10, 2007, 04:31 PM
Are you a Democrat, a Republican or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide what you are.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock .40, ( or any other favorite carry piece ) and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?.................................................. ...........


Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think, what about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
What do the European courts say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safeties built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 911?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few a days and try to come to a consensus.


.................................................. ..........


Republican's Answer:

BANG!

.................................................. ...........


Redneck Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.....

(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips Or Golden Sabers?
Son: Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!

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ozwyn
October 10, 2007, 04:34 PM
if you're first thought was "i would have the new CZ with the bayonet so i can shoot until empty, then followup with a bayonet charge on general principle", what does that rate you?

murph50
October 10, 2007, 04:38 PM
I'm a Democrat and I picked the redneck answer. Can one be a democratic redneck?:D

Sistema1927
October 10, 2007, 04:43 PM
Ibtl

Don't Tread On Me
October 10, 2007, 04:46 PM
When will there actually be a little reciprocal tolerance, and the term "redneck" be treated as derogatory as "******" ???


Seems like that term gets a pass because the mainstream media, which leans a particular direction, has no problem with a term when it slanders their political and ideological opponents.


Shameful.

hso
October 10, 2007, 04:47 PM
This is the upteenth time this has been posted in one form or another.

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