Someone shot my pumpkin!


October 29, 2007, 04:25 PM

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October 29, 2007, 04:28 PM
Guns don't kill pumkins....people do!

October 29, 2007, 04:30 PM
another sensless gun crime performed against an innocent pumpkin...where are the champions of pumpkin rights at?

Nice shot though....execution style...from the back the way the exit wound is. :)


October 29, 2007, 04:31 PM
i should totaly do that

October 29, 2007, 04:32 PM
thats hilarious ...reminds me of this one

October 29, 2007, 04:34 PM
dang! here i thought i was being so original. oh well, i still like it. the spent shell casing is a nice touch. :)

BTW, the gun is a toy. its a cap gun from days gone by when toy guns looked just like real guns. its supposed to be a Beretta 92/96 Centurion.


October 29, 2007, 04:42 PM
What caliber for pumpkins?

October 29, 2007, 04:44 PM

October 29, 2007, 04:45 PM
8 mm blank does a fine job on a pumpkin. Much more is overkill.

Bazooka Joe71
October 29, 2007, 05:09 PM
LOL, good one.

After reading the title, I was thinking to myself "damn, someone shot a firearm at your house? This is vandalism to the EXTREME!:what:"

Thats funny though.:)

What caliber for pumpkins?

Nothing less than 30-06 to be safe

But apparently 9mm will to the job.:D.....or is that .40? I can't tell.

October 29, 2007, 05:12 PM
oh wow, you just gave me a cool idea, lol

October 29, 2007, 05:15 PM
Looks more like a suicide to me. I think the other pumpkin kept nagging him about his shortcomings.

October 29, 2007, 05:18 PM
its meant to look like a suicide but i didn't post it that way since i thought that might not be highroad enough.


October 29, 2007, 05:20 PM
you are a sick, twisted individual...

I like that in a person.

October 29, 2007, 06:11 PM
I found a gentleman named Jack lurking at the front door.

Scary looking man, his eyes were glowing red.

I shot him.

I think he was a zombie.

[adapted from a post last month different forum]

October 29, 2007, 06:35 PM
After reading the title, I was thinking to myself "damn, someone shot a firearm at your house? This is vandalism to the EXTREME!"

LOL I also thought some stupid kid shot a pumpkin on his property or something :D

October 29, 2007, 06:42 PM
How many more pumpkins need to die needlessly until we enact some common sense gun laws! :neener:

October 29, 2007, 06:46 PM
Them pumpkins are almost as dangerous as all of those crazed squirrels attacking people. I had to wait until I could stop laughing before posting a response. Love the pictures:D

October 29, 2007, 07:12 PM
I bet that pumpkin got shot with a semi automatic machine gun with a barrel shroud. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

October 29, 2007, 09:05 PM
And you still ask yourself why the liberals want to control your guns. This is a senseless tradgedy, just senseless!!!!!

I don't care who you are, this is funny stuff!:D

October 29, 2007, 09:11 PM
Gonna have him buried, cremated or pied?


October 29, 2007, 09:13 PM
The one next to him is smiling I bet he did it!

October 29, 2007, 10:18 PM
Bad neighborhood, was my first thought.

October 29, 2007, 11:47 PM
Yeah - Halloween is just around the corner. What comes after that? Threads designed to illustrate how "surplus" pumpkins are disposed of.

Such titles as: What .357 Round for Pumpkins -- JHP or JSP?
Pumpkin Uses with an AK (pix enclosed)
Does the .38 spl have enough penetration for Pumpkins?

ET CETERA! :what:

XD Fan
October 30, 2007, 12:09 AM
Very funny. Laughed a lot.

Red Dragon
October 30, 2007, 12:37 AM
The Great Pumpkin will return for vengeance! Just you wait!

October 30, 2007, 12:41 AM
The great Pumpkin can school Oleg Volk.


October 30, 2007, 01:20 AM
NICE ONE! Thanks for that :)


October 30, 2007, 01:28 AM
Ban all guns!

It's for the pumpkins!

October 30, 2007, 01:44 AM
Forensic science class?


October 30, 2007, 04:00 AM
"I saw the suspect run off just after the shot. He was orange and had an evil look on his face."

October 30, 2007, 04:11 AM
another senseless pumpkin on pumpkin crime

October 30, 2007, 09:18 AM
You missed the best caliber.. see the following:


October 30, 2007, 09:18 AM
Future generations of pumkin pies that never will come to be! :(

Mr White
October 30, 2007, 09:31 AM
Wait til they organize a million pumpkin march and Rev Jesse Jackolanternson gets involved. Then you'll regret the day you had fun at the expense of the poor, oppressed pumpkins.

Oh, and as an FYI, they explode a lot better if you make a small hole in the top and fill them with water before you shoot them. That might be what the guys in the Youtube video did.

October 30, 2007, 09:49 AM
Maybe Linus found out the pumpkin wasn't so "Great" after all.

October 30, 2007, 11:47 AM
Cream-ate at 300 degrees for 30 minutes?

(not a cook - not sure of time...)

October 30, 2007, 12:42 PM
I heard he was 2 weeks from retirement...

October 30, 2007, 02:52 PM
Pumpkins and Tannerite go together like peanut butter and jelly.

There's nothing like that gentle rain of tiny, orange, shreds, over a 50 yard radius.

October 30, 2007, 03:25 PM
There may have been a second shooter..I'll have to check the Zubruder again.....or just another example of orange on orange crime........I hope you at least ate what you know the whole circle of life thing.:uhoh:

October 30, 2007, 03:44 PM
Mine lost a pumpkin contest last week:

October 31, 2007, 12:27 PM
shameless Halloween bump. :D

Joe Demko
October 31, 2007, 12:35 PM
The pumpkin on the right should be wearing a pink pillbox hat.

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