It's the "put something ridiculous on your accessory rail" thread!


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RyanM
October 29, 2007, 10:21 PM
But post your own work only. I've seen the guy with the million flashlights on his AR about a million times. Photochops are pretty unoriginal, too. Take a picture yourself!

http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=66362&stc=1&d=1193707240

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AndyC
October 29, 2007, 10:29 PM
Oh, man - you so don't want to see what I'd put in my scope rings...

Thernlund
October 29, 2007, 10:40 PM
From Dean Speir's "The Gun Zone".

http://www.thegunzone.com/rooney2.html

(Site prevents deep linking to images, so cannot post image.)


-T.

target1911
October 29, 2007, 11:09 PM
ANDY..................

Show it off......you managed to get the curiosity ear to perk up

Coronach
October 29, 2007, 11:22 PM
No...I think I know where he's going with that, and if I'm right, we do NOT want photographic evidence.

Mike :D

Crunker1337
October 29, 2007, 11:23 PM
How about a cup warmer? Sip hot coffee while defending your life!

tbtrout
October 29, 2007, 11:48 PM
You need another hobby. This one has warped you.:p

rantingredneck
October 30, 2007, 12:38 AM
I don't feel like getting my broken rear end up off the couch right now or I'd go take a picture of my tactical BB gun.

Yep. I have a crossman CO2 pistol that has a rail. Yep, I put a laser on that rail. I figure it's there I'll use it.

I use it to nail possums and raccoon's trying to get into the trashcans at night. :)

tsidorus
October 30, 2007, 01:08 AM
no I dont actually own this... yet...

yes its stupid but why not.

http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/img-1751.jpg

rantingredneck
October 30, 2007, 01:49 AM
Kinda solves that whole don't bring a knife to a gunfight issue doesn't it....

RyanM
October 30, 2007, 02:57 AM
no I dont actually own this... yet...

yes its stupid but why not.

Does anyone actually make something like that as a regular production item? I've been looking a little, no luck. That would actually make some sense for something like a "Dissipator" style AR-15, with a quad-rail external gas block.

nwilliams
October 30, 2007, 03:45 AM
Here's my contribution

BTW great thread idea!

Practical aside it actually looks pretty cool!:cool:
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb264/nwilliams27/funny2.jpg

So cool I have show another pic of it:D
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb264/nwilliams27/funny.jpg

jungleroy
October 30, 2007, 03:48 AM
A switchblade knife bayonet would be awesome.
Hmmmm, I wonder if anyone makes one.
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Does this count?
Only for photo purposes.
Yes I separated them again.

strickj
October 30, 2007, 03:48 AM
two things that should always go together

keeleon
October 30, 2007, 06:11 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=140172004509&ssPageName=STRK:MEWA:IT&ih=004

Somebody please buy this, so I don't have to. The .22 Kadet Kit is going to really drain the account when I buy my SP-01. I really don't want to have to buy the coolest handgun accessory I've ever seen, but I will if I have to.

That "rail revolver" is awesome. I'm surprised noone put a bipod on a glock yet. I don't have any real steel firearms yet, but I'm sure I can find some pictures of stupid crap I have mounted to airsoft guns. Like my M203 on my MP5K.

jlbraun
October 30, 2007, 06:46 PM
I think jungleroy's looking like the winner here.

RyanM
October 30, 2007, 07:40 PM
http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=66402&stc=1&d=1193783964

If you can't tell, that's a sharpener. Put the sharpener on one handgun and a bayonet on the other. That way you're all set for tactical sharpening.

strickj
October 30, 2007, 09:19 PM
i like the tactical sharpening from RyanM
I can see a couple of bozos in the woods with that one!

strickj
October 30, 2007, 11:16 PM
tactical flashlight,tactical grabber,and my favorite tactical toothbrush

tsidorus
October 30, 2007, 11:50 PM
keeleon- if you really want one midway sells it. No need to win an ebay auction that starts at retail...

http://www.midwayusa.com/eproductpage.exe/showproduct?saleitemid=228932&t=11082005

Halo is for Kids
October 31, 2007, 03:40 AM
Not mine and not autos but...
http://photos.imageevent.com/smglee/cltactical/huge/007.JPG
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/Oberschutze916/derringer.jpg
From here:
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=121776

Zundfolge
October 31, 2007, 12:00 PM
:uhoh:

[tin foil hat]So how many of you guys just created unregistered AOWs by putting a "fore grip" on a pistol?[/tin foil hat]

:uhoh:

CPshooter
October 31, 2007, 12:08 PM
lol i just cracked up looking at those last two pics of the revolver and the derringer

RyanM
October 31, 2007, 12:43 PM
The foregrip has to be vertical, and actually attached in some way (rather than precariously balanced, like the NAA mini obviously is), to be an AOW. An angled foregrip makes it an SBR. But a horizontal foregrip (like the carrying handle could be used for) doesn't make the gun an NFA item. Otherwise T/C Contenders would be NFA (and oh, how the BATF has tried!).

RyanM
November 2, 2007, 12:31 AM
http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=66539&stc=1&d=1193974243

If the airlines ban them, it must be because they're highly effective weapons useful not only for CQB, but for shooting down airplanes, as well, right????

Slugless
November 3, 2007, 12:25 AM
Most ridiculous accessory?

Umm - anything at all?

Quoheleth
November 3, 2007, 06:10 PM
no I dont actually own this... yet...

yes its stupid but why not.



Ummmm...the pic of the CZ with the bayonett (see #9) ....I gather that "Mexican carry" is out???

:what::what::what:

51Cards
November 3, 2007, 06:19 PM
OK.

A Broom-handled StreetSweeper?

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r226/51Cards/DSCN4673.jpg

Thernlund
November 3, 2007, 09:11 PM
http://208.106.149.12/pictures/chuck_rail.jpg

:cool:


-T.

RyanM
November 17, 2008, 10:56 PM
Live, my thread! Liiiiive!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/syldssuf/serbu5.jpg
It's legal! It's a registered AOW! :p

Also: How to triple the value of any weapon in the post-election gun market.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v116/syldssuf/serbu6.jpg

The Elite Team Tactical Force Entry Pistol. Only $2175. Buy yours today!

Yeah, I got a KAC RAS in the mail today, and I still don't have a complete AR to put it on. And I got bored. So I improvised.

2nd 41
November 17, 2008, 11:31 PM
Funny stuff here. LMBO.
I clamped my X wife onto my Mossburg. We're talking about a large caliber mouth. Needs Muzzle Brake. Pictures not available.

Strings
November 18, 2008, 08:51 PM
Silly concept: that CZ bayonet might be useful for Cx4 Strom owners... ;)

7.62Reaper
November 18, 2008, 08:55 PM
Gear queer!

MMMike
November 18, 2008, 11:11 PM
7.62Reaper,

Are you sure there is a gun in there?

natopotato
November 18, 2008, 11:45 PM
The tactical entry derringer made me laugh out loud

moi_self26
November 19, 2008, 12:41 AM
Ultimate fun meets ultimate stupidity :)

zombienerd
November 19, 2008, 12:44 AM
Ultimate fun meets ultimate stupidity
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Heh, that's my wife for you :P Mixing pleasure with pleasure.

Highland Ranger
November 19, 2008, 12:47 AM
Reaper - does that get cable?

ericyp
November 19, 2008, 04:42 AM
Not an accessory rail, but on gunbroker there was a guy who had drilled and tapped the SLIDE on his glock 20 for a scope! :D :p

Starcheck55
November 21, 2008, 02:42 AM
where is my old broken "dustbuster" from 1985?

jackdanson
November 21, 2008, 03:43 AM
These are all awesome!

Drusagas
December 10, 2008, 11:28 PM
There's this dude on the Saiga forums who has a tactical chainsaw bayonet, freakin' awesome.:evil:

Eightball
December 11, 2008, 02:55 AM
My first reaction to most of these:

WHAT THE H***?

My second? Laughter. Lots of it.

DukeNukem
December 11, 2008, 03:55 AM
Not on the accessory rail but still...


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4cd_1228911752

Diamondback6
December 11, 2008, 04:58 AM
Anyone ever try to mount a digital videocam on a rail? (Although on HD longarms, it actually makes some sense for documenting your side of the story...)

michiganfan
December 11, 2008, 06:59 AM
I was thinking maybe I could attach a Kel Tec 3AT to my glock 19 and have a back up already to go

SniperStraz
December 11, 2008, 01:03 PM
I was thinking maybe I could attach a Kel Tec 3AT to my glock 19 and have a back up already to go
Thats no joke. I've been trying to find a good way of attaching a 500 or 870 to the bottom of an AR. It would be kinda like the M203 but a little less cool. Still my mall ninja instincts tell me its a good idea even if its just for a picture.

RyanM
December 11, 2008, 04:41 PM
Thats no joke. I've been trying to find a good way of attaching a 500 or 870 to the bottom of an AR. It would be kinda like the M203 but a little less cool. Still my mall ninja instincts tell me its a good idea even if its just for a picture.

Like the Native American guy in Predator!

http://www.autoweapons.com/photos07/sep/remqdmount.html

Just need a solidly attached picatinny rail on the shotgun, and that mount for the AR.

Knight's Armament also makes a 10" 870 with an M203 style mount on it, to put the gun higher up.

Daniel1120
December 11, 2008, 04:46 PM
I want to see the guy with 3 or so lasers on his gun, the lasermax unimax's have a rail on the bottom for another accesory.

This thread is pretty darn funny.

CountGlockula
December 11, 2008, 04:47 PM
Mine's legit:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v171/Gregdog/Pin%20Ups/W111D002.jpg

Eightball
December 11, 2008, 07:15 PM
Thats no joke. I've been trying to find a good way of attaching a 500 or 870 to the bottom of an AR. It would be kinda like the M203 but a little less cool. Still my mall ninja instincts tell me its a good idea even if its just for a picture.Beware the short-barrelled shotgun restrictions in your quest.

Other than that, have fun, and post pictures!

30mag
August 1, 2009, 01:26 PM
I would put a Can-opener.
P38-style.

stonyman65
August 7, 2009, 01:56 AM
http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/img-1751.jpg

Glock actually makes one of those now. Seriously.

If that's not the defining "mall ninja" thing then I don't know what is. :barf:

NJGunOwner81
August 7, 2009, 08:05 PM
LOL! I'm sorry ... they were all really great entires but in my opinion Strickj wins! I came across his post with his "favorite tactical toothbrush" and nearly pissed my pants!

I LOVE THAT ONE!!! Thanks Strickj ... you made a good Friday evening even better! ;-) LOL

Frank
NJGunOwner81

otter
August 8, 2009, 04:22 AM
I didn't think much of the tactical toothbrush until I pictured someone brushing there teeth with it still attached to the pistol, laughed out loud on that mental image.

sigsteve
August 8, 2009, 11:16 AM
I'm waiting to see someone put a dildo on their pistol. That would be the most ridiculous.

m2steven
August 8, 2009, 04:11 PM
This may be the best thread ever. I laughed out loud at work last night. I never laugh out loud.

Olympus
August 10, 2009, 11:21 AM
Same here....laughing out loud with some of these. My favorite might be the "street sweeper"! :D

Dr_2_B
August 10, 2009, 11:37 PM
lemme see what I can come up with. Prolly a remote control.

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