Check to see if your a red neck ?


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Needlenose
November 4, 2007, 10:23 AM
Needlenose


Nov 03,2007
9:53 AM Check to see if you are a REDNECK ?

You are walking down a deserted street with your
wife and two small children. Suddenly an Islamic
terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner.
He locks eyes with you and screams obsenities,praise
Allah he shouts raises the knife and charges you and
your family.

Fortunatly you have a Smith & Wesson 45 cal. in your
waist band are are an excellent shot. You only have
precious seconds before he reaches you and your
family. WHAT DO YOU DO ?

The man from San Francisco: Thinks

Is he an illegal
Do I have a legal right to shoot
I wonder what Nancy Pellosi would say
Should I turn and run
Does he really want to harm me
Maybe I'll call 9-1-1
He also has his rights also
Does he know we are Americans
If I shoot him will I be called a racist

The man from Ohio:

BANG !

The Southern red neck:

BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG,BANG, BANG, BANG,BANG
(CLICK) RELOADS
BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG

DAUGHTER:Daddy were those 185 gr.Wichester Silver Tips or
Gold Dot HP's
SON: Daddy Can I shoot next time ?
WIFE: Are you taking that to the taxidermist ?

WHAT AM I ? Well I guess I'm a northern red neck.Check to see if you are a REDNECK ?

You are walking down a deserted street with your
wife and two small children. Suddenly an Islamic
terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner.
He locks eyes with you and screams obsenities,praise
Allah he shouts raises the knife and charges you and
your family.

Fortunatly you have a Smith & Wesson 45 cal. in your
waist band are are an excellent shot. You only have
precious seconds before he reaches you and your
family. WHAT DO YOU DO ?

The man from California: Thinks

Is he an illegal
Do I have a legal right to shoot
I wonder what Nancy Pellosi would say
Should I turn and run
Does he really want to harm me
Maybe I'll call 9-1-1
He also has his rights also
Does he know we are Americans
If I shoot him will I be called a racist

The man from Ohio:

BANG !

The Southern red neck:

BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG,BANG, BANG, BANG,BANG
(CLICK) RELOADS
BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG,BANG

DAUGHTER:Daddy were those 185 gr.Wichester Silver Tips or
Gold Dot HP's
SON: Daddy Can I shoot next time ?
WIFE: Are you taking that to the taxidermist ?

WHAT AM I ? Well I guess I'ma northern red neck

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Justin
November 4, 2007, 10:44 AM
This particular chain email has been circling the intertron for several years and various flavors of it have been posted here before.

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