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Bowlcut
July 21, 2003, 01:08 AM
http://upload.bowlcorp.com/storage/lfgod.jpg


And to think how highly everyone thinks of the AK47.... Even the Lord uses one. This is a real toy I found from a real website one day. Had like all the Apsotles with various weapons. But who would think that God Almighty would be a old white guy in a white suit and cape carrying an AK47

And hope no one takes this the wrong way....and Im not steping on toes.

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Bowlcut
July 21, 2003, 01:11 AM
Oh just found it again....

http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/


Just look what some of the people carry for weapons. Budda with the 44mag :D

pax
July 21, 2003, 01:13 AM
*blink*

I really want to see the rest of the set...

:uhoh:

pax

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it. -- G. K. Chesterton

Parker Dean
July 21, 2003, 01:21 AM
For those that have had humor-ectomies, the site is satire.

AZTOY
July 21, 2003, 01:23 AM
So GOD has the AK:what:

So want does SATAN have? ..................The M-16:confused:

Darrin
July 21, 2003, 01:44 AM
Well, if it's good enough for God... ;)

Bowlcut
July 21, 2003, 01:52 AM
shhhhh dean....dont ya know...if its on the internet its the truth????


Hmmm what would the Satan gun be....choichio(?spelling) :D

Chupacabra
July 21, 2003, 01:57 AM
I always thought God carries a 1911.

:confused:

:D

10-Ring
July 21, 2003, 02:00 AM
:rolleyes: I recently saw a God & a Moses action figure while CD shopping. Couldn't figure out if I should be offended or laugh :rolleyes: :scrutiny:

Parker Dean
July 21, 2003, 02:00 AM
^^^

Nah, according to the site Krishna carries the "Jungly Colt" .45 :D

Bowlcut
July 21, 2003, 02:05 AM
Well you havent seen anything till you find the bobble head Jesus. My friend gave them as gifts this past christmas. Some as gag gifts some as somewhat serious.....college guys....huh

glockten
July 21, 2003, 02:44 AM
Hmmm what would the Satan gun be....choichio(?spelling)

You mean the Chauchat? I doubt Satan would carry one of those; he's probably more competent than the French.

4v50 Gary
July 21, 2003, 03:11 AM
Why doesn't "God" have a 1911 instead? His Prophet on earth, Moses (John Moses Browning) delivered unto us this gun with which we are to slay our foemen.

six 4 sure
July 21, 2003, 03:28 AM
Hmmm, I have the feeling that if God really had a gun, it would be a European double rifle.

six

Cliff
July 21, 2003, 06:57 AM
What! No BUG!

seeker_two
July 21, 2003, 06:57 AM
I always pictured God as the Colt SAA type ("Blessed are the Peacemakers...")...:D

Satan would carry a Glock ("Prince of Darkness")...:evil:

MicroBalrog
July 21, 2003, 08:35 AM
http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/JCSimages/figures/lfrabbi.jpg

Go Jews, Go!:D

c_yeager
July 21, 2003, 08:44 AM
OK i want them all.

Snowdog
July 21, 2003, 09:52 AM
Admittedly quite funny. However, I stopped laughing when I saw this at their website:


http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/JCSimages/Identity/lastsupper.jpg

Not funny (not to me anyway... if there's anyone you never want to piss off, that's G*d IMO).

I suppose to some this picture in itself is funny, but it makes me cringe.

keyhole
July 21, 2003, 10:17 AM
Hmmmmmmmmmmm,,,,,,,,,

I have always told officers that God carried a .45, and gave one to Moses when he parted the Red Sea. ( Nat'l. Match ya know )

How else do you explain JMB divine intervention?:D

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