New Security system... What to call it?


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daehawc
December 23, 2007, 10:15 AM
So I "upgraded" my home security system with an 8 week old American Bulldog. Unfortunately he hasn't been named yet. I liked the thread with gun related dog names so I thought I'd get some advice for my little killer. I was leaning toward Cooper but the girlfriend doesn't seem all that excited about it and he's technically "our" dog.

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Eric F
December 23, 2007, 10:41 AM
Dirty Hary had a dog called Meat Head I think. Cant get much more gun related than that I guess

Walkalong
December 23, 2007, 11:16 AM
Just let your GF name him. It will be easier, trust me. I wife and several animals. She nixed my name for our Pit. Why did I bother, I know better. :scrutiny:

bcp
December 23, 2007, 11:21 AM
Name him "Charter."

Charter Bulldog (http://www.charterfirearms.com/products/Charter_Bulldog.html)


Bruce

Souris
December 23, 2007, 11:58 AM
Patton

Mr White
December 23, 2007, 07:05 PM
Not gun related but I vote for either Sh1+head or Snots.

4v50 Gary
December 23, 2007, 07:13 PM
FiFi. Imagine some not so nice person's reaction when you call "Fifi?" They'll expect some effete French poodle.

sharkhunter2018
December 23, 2007, 07:36 PM
Name him Winston and get a spiked collar:D. Ours isn't much good for security. All he does is eat, sleep and ****... literally. To give you an idea of just how lazy he is, his previous home went up in flames. He never even twitched and a firefighter had to carry him out.

Red Dragon
December 23, 2007, 07:53 PM
name him "kitty". That way when you call for the dog you can say "here kitty kitty kitty!" and then a fugly little bulldog comes running up. :D

armoredman
December 23, 2007, 08:29 PM
My wife says go with Charter, and please post a pic. We have a cat named Mikhail Kalishnikov...

chipperi
December 23, 2007, 08:32 PM
*totally inappropriate post removed.*

-mgmt

ZeSpectre
December 23, 2007, 09:06 PM
Name him "Jesus"... I still love this joke (http://www.willawynrottweilers.com/funstuffrotts.asp)!

Seriously though, I think Charter is great too!

rc135
December 23, 2007, 09:09 PM
Charter's good, as is Meatball...

scout26
December 23, 2007, 09:16 PM
ZeSpectre,

The Purina Diet joke is even better......:D

Frightener 88
December 23, 2007, 09:22 PM
Perhaps you are thinking of an english bulldog. Not much small about the american bulldogs...kinda like a bigger pitbull.

Ultrachimp
December 23, 2007, 09:29 PM
Fifi perhaps?

Or Pig. Just Pig.

Kitty will work too... :neener:

offroaddiver
December 23, 2007, 09:33 PM
rimmmy (short for rimfire)
magnum
remmington

wildcat

but i also like the think one thing but get another...
i'd laugh my butt off with shortmag, varmit, fifi or other girly names

taurus would be kinda neat... since he is a BULL dog

arflattop
December 23, 2007, 09:44 PM
How about Beretta? Then you could link to TV Shows and Guns. Chipperi, I grew up in the Northern VA and had a friend living in downtown DC with a pet raccoon. Called him 'coon. Not a good name for downtown DC in 1965......!!

worthirt_99
December 23, 2007, 10:01 PM
I like Charter
I'm still laughing from the Purina joke though

jettwo
December 23, 2007, 10:07 PM
I saw one in an old cops and robbers movie named "crunch". I can't recall the name of the movie, it wasn't a great movie but the dog's name was fitting.

bluecowdawg
December 23, 2007, 10:15 PM
just call him Security:)

target1911
December 23, 2007, 10:30 PM
How bout BRINKS

BobHAJ
December 23, 2007, 10:38 PM
No Name just DOG

chipperi
December 23, 2007, 10:45 PM
No Name just DOG

Good one from the movie Big Jake...John Wayne

GVMan
December 23, 2007, 10:52 PM
Speaking of John Wayne, how about Duke?

Claude Clay
December 23, 2007, 11:01 PM
'd' 'o' 'g'. perhaps jaws or: go away....bg will think your talking to him, not calling your dog ( notice seen on a pole --lost dog--answers to the name of 'go away')

worthirt_99
December 23, 2007, 11:04 PM
We have a dog here named "Dammit"

rbernie
December 23, 2007, 11:07 PM
Brinks.

Parruthead
December 23, 2007, 11:08 PM
How about Lapua!!

plexreticle
December 23, 2007, 11:37 PM
Ruger

ArfinGreebly
December 23, 2007, 11:55 PM
I can't believe no one has offered Hooch yet.

*Sigh*

daehawc
December 24, 2007, 12:00 AM
Tons of great suggestions but the final call will of course be from the girlfriend. I'll keep you posted but I'm bouncing these off her. The purina diet joke was great. Here's a pic....


http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee263/daehawc/DSC01192640x480.jpg

worthirt_99
December 24, 2007, 12:05 AM
That's a nice looking dog. Call him "Dammit", the bad guy will think you're just cussin at the situation

Fred Thompson
December 24, 2007, 12:39 AM
If you're really asking here, you'll call him Skunky..

Fred Thompson
December 24, 2007, 12:41 AM
daehawc, that is a great pic. Where did All Knowing Uncle station you?

Gunz72
December 24, 2007, 12:52 AM
winston
tommy
auto
burris
burg
buckshot
double tap
slug
sunbby
snub
howie
tank

let us know what you name him

Justin
December 24, 2007, 12:56 AM
I'd name him Off Topic.

Or OT for short.

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