So I "upgraded" my home security system with an 8 week old American Bulldog. Unfortunately he hasn't been named yet. I liked the thread with gun related dog names so I thought I'd get some advice for my little killer. I was leaning toward Cooper but the girlfriend doesn't seem all that excited about it and he's technically "our" dog.
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December 23, 2007, 10:41 AM
Dirty Hary had a dog called Meat Head I think. Cant get much more gun related than that I guess
December 23, 2007, 11:16 AM
Just let your GF name him. It will be easier, trust me. I wife and several animals. She nixed my name for our Pit. Why did I bother, I know better. :scrutiny:
December 23, 2007, 11:21 AM
Name him "Charter."
Charter Bulldog (http://www.charterfirearms.com/products/Charter_Bulldog.html)
December 23, 2007, 11:58 AM
December 23, 2007, 07:05 PM
Not gun related but I vote for either Sh1+head or Snots.
December 23, 2007, 07:13 PM
FiFi. Imagine some not so nice person's reaction when you call "Fifi?" They'll expect some effete French poodle.
December 23, 2007, 07:36 PM
Name him Winston and get a spiked collar:D. Ours isn't much good for security. All he does is eat, sleep and ****... literally. To give you an idea of just how lazy he is, his previous home went up in flames. He never even twitched and a firefighter had to carry him out.
December 23, 2007, 07:53 PM
name him "kitty". That way when you call for the dog you can say "here kitty kitty kitty!" and then a fugly little bulldog comes running up. :D
December 23, 2007, 08:29 PM
My wife says go with Charter, and please post a pic. We have a cat named Mikhail Kalishnikov...
December 23, 2007, 08:32 PM
*totally inappropriate post removed.*
December 23, 2007, 09:06 PM
Name him "Jesus"... I still love this joke (http://www.willawynrottweilers.com/funstuffrotts.asp)!
Seriously though, I think Charter is great too!
December 23, 2007, 09:09 PM
Charter's good, as is Meatball...
December 23, 2007, 09:16 PM
The Purina Diet joke is even better......:D
December 23, 2007, 09:22 PM
Perhaps you are thinking of an english bulldog. Not much small about the american bulldogs...kinda like a bigger pitbull.
December 23, 2007, 09:29 PM
Or Pig. Just Pig.
Kitty will work too... :neener:
December 23, 2007, 09:33 PM
rimmmy (short for rimfire)
but i also like the think one thing but get another...
i'd laugh my butt off with shortmag, varmit, fifi or other girly names
taurus would be kinda neat... since he is a BULL dog
December 23, 2007, 09:44 PM
How about Beretta? Then you could link to TV Shows and Guns. Chipperi, I grew up in the Northern VA and had a friend living in downtown DC with a pet raccoon. Called him 'coon. Not a good name for downtown DC in 1965......!!
December 23, 2007, 10:01 PM
I like Charter
I'm still laughing from the Purina joke though
December 23, 2007, 10:07 PM
I saw one in an old cops and robbers movie named "crunch". I can't recall the name of the movie, it wasn't a great movie but the dog's name was fitting.
December 23, 2007, 10:15 PM
just call him Security:)
December 23, 2007, 10:30 PM
How bout BRINKS
December 23, 2007, 10:38 PM
No Name just DOG
December 23, 2007, 10:45 PM
No Name just DOG
Good one from the movie Big Jake...John Wayne
December 23, 2007, 10:52 PM
Speaking of John Wayne, how about Duke?
December 23, 2007, 11:01 PM
'd' 'o' 'g'. perhaps jaws or: go away....bg will think your talking to him, not calling your dog ( notice seen on a pole --lost dog--answers to the name of 'go away')
December 23, 2007, 11:04 PM
We have a dog here named "Dammit"
December 23, 2007, 11:07 PM
December 23, 2007, 11:08 PM
How about Lapua!!
December 23, 2007, 11:37 PM
December 23, 2007, 11:55 PM
I can't believe no one has offered Hooch yet.
December 24, 2007, 12:00 AM
Tons of great suggestions but the final call will of course be from the girlfriend. I'll keep you posted but I'm bouncing these off her. The purina diet joke was great. Here's a pic....