Need pic of Kitten with AK


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kludge
December 29, 2007, 09:03 AM
I'm going to do a lolcat.
http://icanhascheezburger.com/

In the vein of "I can has cheezburger?"

My caption will be...

"I can has rifle?"

"If you have to get permission,
are you a citizen or a serf?"

If anybody has a pic of a cat with a handgun, I can do that too.

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Cannonball888
December 29, 2007, 09:12 AM
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/1003/ak47cat2hv.gif

Rustynuts
December 29, 2007, 09:16 AM
I like the sniper kitten too.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://blog.dbthoughts.com/C1404482591/E670175878/Media/bewarethesniperkitten.jpg&imgrefurl=http://blog.dbthoughts.com/C1404482591/E670175878/index.html&h=360&w=420&sz=21&tbnid=ufJmSI1yC8ZYDM:&tbnh=107&tbnw=125&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsniper%2Bkitten%26um%3D1&start=3&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=3

armoredman
December 29, 2007, 10:26 AM
The horrible "homeboy" spelling on the site is a real detractor to otherwise interesting photos.

kludge
December 29, 2007, 11:40 AM
LOL Cannonball! That's not exactly what I had in mind.

Maybe I should use Kalishnikitty?

trickyasafox
December 29, 2007, 12:27 PM
armoredman-

thats not the homeboy spelling :)

they are called 'cat macros' and it kinda has developed its own language- its more Leet speak (l33t sp3ak) which is internet jargon.

an example would be PWNZ. that went from 'owned' which used to be used in online gaming when you 'fragged' or killed another player- you 'owned' them. then it went to own, then pwn, then pwnd or pwnz- depending on tense

thats not the exact origin, thats just how i saw it develop. other things like it would be

ROFL, (roll on floor laughing) OMG ( Oh my G-d) and things of that nature.

the cheeseburger (or cheezeburger) is unique to cat macros, that and a lot of OH NOS I HAS BEEN DEFEATSED BY PETTINGS!

I wouldn't be surprised if it was a throw back to making fun of the old "All your base, are belong to us" thing.

joffe
December 29, 2007, 12:45 PM
I think the writing is supposed to resemble what a cat would speak like.. if it spoke. I'm not sure.

Thumper
December 29, 2007, 12:53 PM
Exactly...nothing to do with homeboy speak. Hint: cat's probably have poor grammar and spelling. Normally a huge pet peeve. but hilarious in these pics.


BTW, OP, "I can has rifle" isn't cute enough. I don't have a suggestion, unfortunately, but I'll bet someone here does.

CypherNinja
December 29, 2007, 01:13 PM
"I can has boom stik" is probably better...... :D

Jorg Nysgerrig
December 29, 2007, 01:14 PM
The horrible "homeboy" spelling on the site is a real detractor to otherwise interesting photos.

http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=69962



Or as a lolcat would say:
http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=69963

Do a lot of homeboys say, "I can has cheezburger (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/i-can-has-cheezburger.jpg)" or make funny gestures and say "Invisible Bike (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/1159587965947.jpg)"? I'm afraid my experience with internet memes far exceeds my experience with homeboys and their desire for hot ground beef based sandwiches topped with cheese.

Nolo
December 29, 2007, 02:27 PM
| 4/\/\ 73|-| /\/\4z70|2z 0f 73|-| |337z0|2z!

Nolo
December 29, 2007, 02:35 PM
http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa149/Nolo_photo/cat_gun.jpg
Your Google-Fu is weak.
Okay, so it's only a handgun, but you could certainly do the same sorta thing.

Nikdfish
December 29, 2007, 03:57 PM
The current thread brings this one to mind ....

http://www.skhowell.com/images/I_question.jpg

Nick

Zundfolge
December 29, 2007, 04:02 PM
Jorg for the win!

Nolo
December 29, 2007, 04:15 PM
No, Zundfolge, this:
0Mg33 J029 1z 73h u|71/\/\473 pwn4g3!!!!1!1!111111

kludge
December 29, 2007, 04:47 PM
After some more though, perhaps it would be more to the point if the cat was standing in front of the police chief's desk asking permission for a handgun?

Vermont
December 29, 2007, 04:56 PM
| 4/\/\ 73|-| /\/\4z70|2z 0f 73|-| |337z0|2z!

0Mg33 J029 1z 73h u|71/\/\473 pwn4g3!!!!1!1!111111

Nolo, you make my brain hurt.

The sad thing is that I can read that.

Nolo
December 29, 2007, 04:59 PM
Don't you know, Vermont? I'm speaking homeboy!

Hoppy590
December 29, 2007, 05:01 PM
oleg has some good LOL cats
http://olegvolk.livejournal.com/325156.html
http://olegvolk.livejournal.com/322888.html
http://olegvolk.livejournal.com/322122.html

also thats not "homeboy" its leet or, l337

grimjaw
December 29, 2007, 05:15 PM
kludge, I grant you permission to use this one provided you give credit to the photographer (me).

jm

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1142/1178095001_5a37025dde_o.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/grimjaw/1178095001/)

alemonkey
December 29, 2007, 05:25 PM
OK, I'm biased because I'm a dog guy, but I liked this one:

http://www.laughoutlouddogs.com/images/pancho.jpg

trickyasafox
December 29, 2007, 06:28 PM
Quote:
| 4/\/\ 73|-| /\/\4z70|2z 0f 73|-| |337z0|2z!
Quote:
0Mg33 J029 1z 73h u|71/\/\473 pwn4g3!!!!1!1!111111
Nolo, you make my brain hurt.

The sad thing is that I can read that.

OK- you guys got me- I need a bit of translation here i can do bits and pieces, but nothing in its entirety. My intrawebs skillz are weak.

Vermont
December 29, 2007, 06:41 PM
0Mg33 J029 1z 73h u|71/\/\473 pwn4g3!!!!1!1!111111

Literal translation: OMG Jorg is teh ultimate pwnage
notes: OMG = Oh My God
teh = intentional misspelling of the
pwn = own



English: Wow Jorg, I sure do think your a swell guy.
Or in this context: Holy Cow! Jorg just won the argument with that comment he made,

akodo
December 29, 2007, 06:48 PM
Lolcats are supposed to be '3 year old speak' not leetspeak, homeboy speak, geekspeak or anything else.

Seancass
December 29, 2007, 07:03 PM
1. Lolcats really do make me laugh out loud a lot. i dont know why, but i think having a cat makes them a Lot funnier.

2. I hate leet. though i have no formal training, my young internet-grown mind can roughly translate it. i really hate how many internet fads i know about. i swear i'm not a nerd....

oh well, i can be nerd, i has gun. choose your next words carefully.

:D

kludge
December 29, 2007, 07:18 PM
grimjaw, that's perfect!

how would you like to be credited?

trickyasafox
December 29, 2007, 07:32 PM
thanks for the help and the correction all :)

kludge
December 29, 2007, 07:40 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y266/84kludge/icanhasrifleB.jpg

rezolushun pn3wd by MS Paint.

Hoppy590
December 29, 2007, 08:43 PM
:cool:well just so everyone knows. this is one of the orig LOL cats

also, once you figure out the text, it will be good. gotta find some one with photoshop. pro 2A deserve more than MS paint :p

grimjaw
December 29, 2007, 10:14 PM
kludge, this will do

photo by james mccartney
used with permission

and you can use very fine/small print so it won't be intrusive, or you can add it to the EXIF if you have the tools to do so.

jm

default
December 29, 2007, 10:36 PM
I would say lolcats are a something of a parody of leet, and particularly the type used by immature gamers and giggly text-messagers, intended to comically portray what cats would talk like if they could in fact talk. They are not the highest echelon of humor, I suppose, but some of them are pretty hilarious.

My proposal for captioning grimjaw's photo:

i haz a arsennal
not cheep tapco wasr like u

And for Nolo's picture of the kitten with the pistol:

im in ur glcok
defeeting ur triggr saftey

MechAg94
December 29, 2007, 10:59 PM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b296/greywolf2112/Kalashnikitty.jpg

http://www.snipershide.net/forum/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&topic=36656&gonew=1

kludge
December 29, 2007, 11:15 PM
gotta find some one with photoshop. pro 2A deserve more than MS paint


So true, but iz all i gots. :)

Pic updated with credit.

Justin
December 31, 2007, 06:53 PM
http://olegvolk.net/gallery/d/22279-2/lolammo8701.jpg

http://olegvolk.net/gallery/d/22323-2/poodlz9183.jpg

Oleg's done a few of these. :)

wuluf
December 31, 2007, 09:23 PM
sigh^^

some days i'm just old and in the way...

Moondancer
December 31, 2007, 09:57 PM
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a251/MikeSlisher/DSCN3054.jpg

It's not the famous white tile, and it's got the obligatory arfcom toes, and there's part of another cat, but this might work also.

FieroCDSP
December 31, 2007, 10:09 PM
Wuluf, I'm 27 and almost live on my computer, and I didn't get it. so don't feel bad. IMO, if you type 600 words per minute, but only 1% of them are actually legible and in the English language, you might as well slow down or not bother.

bluestarlizzard
December 31, 2007, 10:38 PM
DARN YOU GUYS!!!! why did you do this to me. now i'm hooked. BYW dog lovers, if you have ever heard of BAD CATS. they now have a book of BAD DOGS.

Srigs
January 1, 2008, 01:53 AM
I have a pic with Zeus and some of my Smiths... Not an AK yet but oh well. Don't mess with Zeus... :D

http://esrigs.home.comcast.net/~esrigs/zeusguns1.JPG

statelineblues
January 1, 2008, 09:19 AM
| 4/\/\ 73|-| /\/\4z70|2z 0f 73|-| |337z0|2z!

0Mg33 J029 1z 73h u|71/\/\473 pwn4g3!!!!1!1!111111

they are called 'cat macros' and it kinda has developed its own language- its more Leet speak (l33t sp3ak) which is internet jargon

:confused:

sigh^^

some days i'm just old and in the way...
Geez, I had a hard enough time trying to learn French...

macymarlin
January 1, 2008, 11:51 AM
Nikki with Marlins - cat has good taste!

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c363/TwoSilos/Other%20Stuff/mar01.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c363/TwoSilos/Pets/Cats/PB260003.jpg

Green Lantern
January 1, 2008, 12:18 PM
I think the writing is supposed to resemble what a cat would speak like.. if it spoke. I'm not sure.

I was thinking it was how a cat would type - as it would be hard to type well with paws. And also assuming that cats can't spell too well...:D

No "homeboy" connotations that I'm aware of..

pwrtool45
January 1, 2008, 02:42 PM
I was thinking it was how a cat would type - as it would be hard to type well with paws.

Cat-like typing detected? :D I'm beginning to wonder how many Farkers are around here.

Oh, and with all apologies to Srigs, I couldn't help myself:

Srigs
January 2, 2008, 12:20 AM
I like the second one pwrtool45 :D

4v50 Gary
January 2, 2008, 12:44 AM
pwrtool45 - Another vote for Pic#2

.cheese.
January 2, 2008, 12:50 AM
another vote for pwrtool45's second photo. Sheer hilarity.

Nolo
January 2, 2008, 12:58 AM
I like the first one, myself.
But the second is funny, too.
By the way, cat's don't capitalize.

bluestarlizzard
January 2, 2008, 01:05 AM
hahaha. i like both. but my top vote goes to number two.

hockeybum
January 2, 2008, 01:05 AM
an example would be PWNZ

umh, that would be PWNED nobody uses the z :evil:

the only 2 cat picks i have are up here and those would be the ak cat and the one with the sniper. if i find more ill let you know

Commander Guineapig
January 2, 2008, 01:11 AM
pic #2 is teh pwnzorz lol.

I like picture #2.

GP

siglite
January 2, 2008, 01:27 AM
http://www.criticalstop.com/battlecheeze.jpg

Green Lantern
January 17, 2008, 01:45 PM
Inspired by the pic above:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/KyleFayar/lolGLOK.jpg

(sorry for the blurry image :/ )

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