Don't let your kids take Costco bacon to school


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Grizfire
January 20, 2008, 03:17 PM
they may just get expelled!!

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ACP230
January 20, 2008, 03:21 PM
We must ban the dreaded "bacon Glock."
It's for the children.

boredelmo
January 20, 2008, 03:24 PM
I will now take all my business to Costco, because they are so blatanly pro RKBA

Cannonball888
January 20, 2008, 03:27 PM
I'm going to Costco because I need a gun that can be concealed in a sandwich.

TimM
January 20, 2008, 03:36 PM
lmao - CCB. Do they sell an IWB for those?

Blackbeard
January 20, 2008, 03:39 PM
Sprays bullets and raises cholesterol.....double deadly!

George Hill
January 20, 2008, 03:41 PM
The Glock Model B. Invisible to metal detectors...

And danged tasty.

Constantine-p89
January 20, 2008, 03:45 PM
LMFAO, that is funny.

Cannonball888
January 20, 2008, 03:58 PM
It's TOTALLY self-lubricating
and won't be stolen by Islamic terrorists!

Gingerbreadman
January 20, 2008, 04:03 PM
I thought that this was a serious thread until post 3. This is funny!

sacp81170a
January 20, 2008, 04:25 PM
What sort of lube should you use? Mayo, of course, with lots of lettuce and tomato on whole wheat toast. Yumm.

Halo is for Kids
January 20, 2008, 06:10 PM
lmao - CCB. Do they sell an IWB for those?

You eat it and it will end up IWB.

Lonestar49
January 20, 2008, 06:35 PM
Quote: lmao - CCB. Do they sell an IWB for those?
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Well of course, and it's very concealed, as most don't know, but it comes in-between 2 pieces of "bread.." you buy for them. :what:


Ls

mad hungarian
January 20, 2008, 06:43 PM
LOL - Good one Cannonball888 (post #9) !!

Avenger
January 20, 2008, 07:00 PM
Oh, would that I could buy pistols at Costco prices.....and quantities. Heck, I'd be happy just to get AMMO in Costco quantities. Oh yeah, having to make the clerk get the little forklift thing to bring down another pallet.....mmmm, warm fuzzies!

Hoppy590
January 20, 2008, 07:03 PM
the only way i WOULD buy a glock is if it was made from bacon...


thought. the range might think im trying to commit suicide when i put the thing in my mouth :)

Uglyoldpoorman
January 20, 2008, 07:04 PM
I carry my glock bacon nestled in a soft holster of bread, surrounded by lettuce,tomato, and miracle whip.

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wideym
January 20, 2008, 07:32 PM
If you buy a value pack does that make it high capacity?

jerkface11
January 20, 2008, 07:38 PM
They'll be banning these soon. They don't set off metal detectors AND after committing a crime you can eat the gun!

Mal H
January 20, 2008, 07:41 PM
Ok, I do not want to see any Sugar Cured vs Salt Cured threads around here!

:D

Superlite27
January 20, 2008, 07:52 PM
"What kind of ammo would you like, sir?"

"Uhhhhhhh. Maple?"

Creature
January 20, 2008, 07:57 PM
Seth? Didnt you grow out of this when you were eight?

230RN
January 20, 2008, 08:47 PM
Is there a Canadian Bacon version?

Or a kosher version?

Superlite27
January 20, 2008, 08:54 PM
Is there a Canadian Bacon version?

Yeah, but you're required to register it with Oscar Mayer.

Apple a Day
January 20, 2008, 08:59 PM
If one of THOSE kabooms you can just mix the pieces in with your grits with some cheese. Mmmmmmm!

Wopasaurus
January 20, 2008, 09:04 PM
Those are the Glocks that the terrorists used in Die Hard 4. They're made of porcelain so that nutrition facts can't be picked up...

Biker
January 20, 2008, 09:05 PM
Ah, so 'pork' does indeed become a verb when one wields the Bacon Strip of Justice!

Biker...Porkin'

Grizfire
January 20, 2008, 09:10 PM
"What kind of ammo would you like, sir?"

"Uhhhhhhh. Maple?"

Or the 230 grain .45 BLT.

rickomatic
January 20, 2008, 10:00 PM
There was a very bad review of those on the JFPO website.





:neener:

SuperNaut
January 20, 2008, 10:03 PM
Out of my cold, greasy, chubby, hands!

Grayrock
January 20, 2008, 10:10 PM
And before you wield it in self defense, you tell the bad guy "squeal like a pig for, me!"

sm
January 20, 2008, 10:21 PM
Lemme guess, it shoots Little Smokies sausages ...

TwitchALot
January 20, 2008, 11:36 PM
On a side note, I think post #12 is the best post here so far. ;)

Floppy_D
January 20, 2008, 11:59 PM
Hey guys, I just used the search function to look up "lame puns" and "so-so one liners". Does anyone know why this thread popped up? :D

Wopasaurus
January 21, 2008, 04:25 AM
That's the new standard issue police gun.

jk :)

TonyB
January 21, 2008, 05:11 AM
Bacon doesn't kill people.....high cholesterol does.
I loved this gun in "the Man with the Golden Fried gun..."

sacp81170a
January 21, 2008, 07:02 AM
lettuce,tomato, and miracle whip

Philistine! :evil:

ranger58
January 21, 2008, 10:20 AM
#12 is good, should we start a poll.:uhoh:

pit-sitter
January 21, 2008, 11:42 AM
Wopasaurus wrote: "That's the new standard issue police gun.

jk :)"

No, that would be the new stealth glazed donut Glock.:neener:

Rokyudai
January 21, 2008, 03:20 PM
I 'smoked' that 'turkey' hiding behind the 'maple' with my new CCB (Concealed Cured Bacon) which I holster IWB (Inside the Waist Bacon)! It doesn't ride up, but I seem to have A LOT of printing near the front of my belly and dogs follow me wherever I go!

thorn726
January 21, 2008, 05:27 PM
I'm going to Costco because I need a gun that can be concealed in a sandwich.

hilarious! also, yes I bet JFPO did give this weapon a very poor review

ChopperKen
January 21, 2008, 06:54 PM
Swallow it for deep concealment, It automatically becomes available when BG pulls his own weapon on you...

Grizfire
January 21, 2008, 07:12 PM
Swallow it for deep concealment, It automatically becomes available when BG pulls his own weapon on you...

OK, I laughed out loud from that one.

Kind of Blued
January 21, 2008, 08:04 PM
I thought that this was a serious thread until post 3.

WOW!

eric_t12
January 21, 2008, 08:18 PM
can't be any more dangerous or concealable than the ceramic glock! (http://www.glockfaq.com/models.htm)

it costs more than you make in a month, and you have to import it from germany!

[/idiot]

Biker
January 21, 2008, 09:19 PM
ChopperKen wins so far...

Biker

Phydeaux642
January 21, 2008, 09:21 PM
I am suddenly very hungry for a PLT (pistol, lettuce and tomato) sandwhich.:neener:

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"Phydeaux, bad dog....no biscuit!"

CZ 42
January 21, 2008, 09:36 PM
I've heard that the Red Commie Pigs have taken to wearing suicide vests made of these into slaughterhouses and then tricking butchers into killing them. Then the extra deadly stealth Bacon Strips are separated and distributed to poor orphans and disadvantaged children of all sorts, who of course shouldn't have these super deadly cop-killer assault breakfasts, so they immediately turn obese and eventually bring the collapse of Capitalism as we know it. That is why I support the AFB (assault foods ban) that prohibits all food not made before 1970. It's for the children.

Superlite27
January 21, 2008, 09:42 PM
"Hey Joe, is that gun oil?

"Nah......Crisco."

cbsbyte
January 21, 2008, 10:01 PM
Well if you turn them around they look like the shape of Massachusetts.

Otahyoni
January 21, 2008, 10:05 PM
This is the best laugh ive had all day! Thanks guys!

MrCleanOK
January 21, 2008, 11:16 PM
I can guarantee those will get through a metal detector.

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