Quite Possibly the Worst Gun Movie Ever Made


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Titan6
January 20, 2008, 04:13 PM
If you get the chance to see the movie Shoot 'Em up don't waste the 90 minutes of your life. The movie is awful beyond all description. Some tidbits:

- The movie is blatantly political anti-gun in every regard

- The "hero" shoots and kills people the entire movie. By the entire movie I mean he never stops. He kills while he is eating, going to the bathroom, making love to a prostitute, driving.... all the time. I would say that he probably expends over 10,000 rounds in the movie and does not stop shooting for more than one minute at any time. He reloads twice. I guess I should mention he carries a human baby most of the time he is doing this.

- There are no physics in the movie, not even bad physics. The stunts don't even look remotely possible.

- There are more gun fictions in the movie than you can dream up. In one particular scene the hero hold bullets in hands between his fingers over a fire. The heat from the fire causes the rounds to go off and strike the bad guy. Hideous stuff really.

- There is no understandable plot, lots of bad acting, worse writing, terrible set design and did I mention it was bad... I meant really bad.

If you have already seen this movie you have my pity. If you have not, don't even waste your time when it comes out on DVD.

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Justin
January 20, 2008, 04:15 PM
We've had a ton of threads on this movie already.

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