[Moparmike]

Caption this:

http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?postid=412418

I didnt know cockpits were that big though.:confused:

[Keeper]

While terrorists may find it harder to shoot through the new reinforced airline cockpit doors pilots have found no such problem returning fire.

[Keeper]

Stylish and durable the new Barret carry on luggage is a real hit with pilots.

[4Truck]

Wallet.......check

Keys..........check

clean underwear...........check

briefcase.............check

Barrett M82A1...........check

[Standing Wolf]

Gotta call Mitch Rosen! I just gotta remember to call Mitch Rosen!

[seeker_two]

One pilot decides to end the caliber debate once & for all...:evil:

[telomerase]

too bad 99.9% of the pilots still can't even have .38s, thanks to Bush.

[Quartus]

How about....


Hijack THIS!!!!



Actually, I think this is a poor choice of weapon for the intended purpose.


A MAC-10 would be much better! :D

[KC]

Note to self: fill out SBR forms so this will fit in carry-on bag next time.

[Cactus]

"I DARE the tower to tell me to go into that holding pattern again!"

[jsalcedo]

This is in case F16's tail us again......

[Dr.Rob]

Friendly skies my @$$

[sm]

"My other gun is a GE Minigun"

[foghornl]

This is my "gunfight light" weapon. For serious work, I'll take my 40MM Bofors....


Hey, I told you, "No cuts" in the lunch line

[Kharn]

"I've got your no-cheese vegitarian meal right here! Next time call ahead and dont wait until we're at 30,000 feet to tell us about your special needs. Now sit down, shut up and enjoy the peanuts." :evil:

Kharn
[Woohoo, 1000th post!]

[feedthehogs]

The next time someone tells me its customary to flare upon landing is going to get...............................

[RandyB]

"If aliens try to hijack my plane......"

[Pebcac]

Oooohh, I love my big, fat airline salary, I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it....

Now, off to the picket line.

:D

[4v50 Gary]

Nailing them in the parking lot is the best prevention!

[Erik]

HK, in case they try to hijack my plane.

Barrett, in case they try to hijack the plane flying next to mine.

[Devonai]

"Today's flight plan will take us directly over the Shah's palace in Tehran."

[280PLUS]

"Fly Me"

[Carlos Cabeza]

At XYZ Airways, We REALLY care about passenger safety !

or

Al Quaida did what ??!?!?!??!, That $#!+ ain't happenin' on my plane !!!!!

[tz99]

We love to fly and it shows.

[OEF_VET]

Fly the gun-owner friendly skies!

Captain Smith gets to keep the gun after disproving the theory that an M82 will shoot down an airliner.

"Stewardess, can you stow this in an overhead bin for me? There's no room under my seat."

[MicroBalrog]

"These guys believe they'll meet these... virgins when they die?

Time to dissappoint the virgins".

[hksw]

Fly AIR BARRETT. Leave the terrorists to us.

[JSolie]

Well, so we've got this "pigeon problem" in the hanger.... :cool:


-- John

[Intune]

Do ya feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?

[ShaiVong]

Use enough gun.

Some say that 45ACP is good enough for a one shot stop. I beg to differ.

[Futo Inu]

"When you absolutely, positively, have to make a half inch hole in Abdul the Hijacker."

"Did I hear someone say they're having trouble opening their peanuts? Well, place the package on your armrest and stand clear!"

"This is your Captain speaking. Fasten your belts for takeoff, and enjoy your flight. And did I mention that if you have a problem with the way I fly, I don't want to hear a peep out you, got it?"

I like Hijack this, and my other gun is a GE..... :D

If that's Photoshopped, it's a damn good job with the gun's shadows, etc.

[kalibear45]

Say hello to my little friend! :evil:

[spartacus2002]

"Of course TSA won't notice this. Does it LOOK like an 18 year old cheerleader's chest?"