Ninjas rob bank!


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Cosmoline
August 5, 2003, 05:12 PM
http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/gwinnett/0803/05bank.html

I like the bit about closing off the streets for hours and sending the robot camera in to confirm the ninjas had left several hours before.

Give them a robot camera, and they'll find a use for it :D

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MicroBalrog
August 5, 2003, 05:13 PM
Poor Gecko... low on cash these days...

Skunkabilly
August 5, 2003, 05:18 PM
'ninja-clad robbers'? What's that? One who wears ninjas?

Cosmoline
August 5, 2003, 05:39 PM
The ninjas were on their BACKS, riding in little stealth baskets.

Actually, I SAW that in an obscure Chow Yun Fat flick, something called "The Postman Fights Back." There was a ninja with another little ninja hiding on the fellow's back. The ninja on the back would fly out from time to time to strike out at Fat.

Navy joe
August 5, 2003, 09:05 PM
The robbery aftermath caused detours for some motorists and inconveniences for others who live and work near the bank. Truck driver Ken Starr had to park his rig at a strip mall, and wait for the all-clear, before he could pay a planned visit to his father Milton Starr, who lives in an assisted living center near the bank.

Apparently some people will make some pretty drastic life changes to avoid the wrathful retribution of Hillary. ;)

twoblink
August 6, 2003, 03:01 AM
Well, we know shootin' the ninjas in the back with a 308 won't work; they all wear body armor for that specific reason..

Kharn
August 6, 2003, 08:03 AM
Poor Gecko... low on cash these days...
The safety of the mall patrons is paramount, and whatever must be done to obtain funds to insure their safety is acceptable. You ever see Swordfish?

Kharn

ShaiVong
August 6, 2003, 09:37 AM
Well, those two women should count themselves lucky!Everybody knows that ninjas fight ALL the time, and flip out and kill people! (www.realultimatepower.net)

seeker_two
August 6, 2003, 10:58 AM
{Jack Webb voice} Skunkabilly, where were you on the day of the 5th? Just the facts, please... {/Jack Webb voice}

So much for "mystical invisibility"... :scrutiny:

VOD
August 6, 2003, 07:21 PM
Wow. So that's what buggered up traffic around here. Imagine that...I live and work in this area and I have to read about it here.

Darrin
August 6, 2003, 08:15 PM
Wow. So that's what buggered up traffic around here. Imagine that...I live and work in this area and I have to read about it here. Uh huh. Sure. Mister, "Wow, is that what happened? I just live here."

Just where were you when all this happened? What's with the black clothes? :scrutiny:





;) :D

digex
August 6, 2003, 10:36 PM
ShaiVong -
That link is the coolest! I'll be saving that one forever i think!

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