The most tacticool gun I have ever seen...


March 15, 2008, 12:01 PM :what::neener::evil::p:D

What in the world is anybody going to use this for?:confused:

Here is the description,

Custom Built: single shot or can shoot as if it were an automatic, Legal to own, NO special permits or License needed NO tax Stamp needed . Rifle's never been shot. This is one of my own private Gunís, Custom Built with all the "GOODIES" It comes with a 2nd Gen Night Vision with controls on the left side of the Night Vision it also shows you yardage to the target, Also one NEW 3 Button remote control switch for easy access by the trigger to "save Time" !!! every second counts. 1 day light cover so the scope can be used in the Day Light, The Night Vision GREEN Light is adjustable with 10 Different settings from Dark to EXTRA Bright GREEN , It has a Green Light, Yellow Light, Red Light to show the settings. The Night Vision is "EXTRA CLEAR" with NO SPOTS at ALL and is Extra Clear. Next the ATN ULTRA SIGHT-D has 5 settings cross hairs with a dot in the center and 4 other cross hair settings. Also it has a Brightness control with 4 settings It also adjust from Right to Left, If used with the Night Vision it marks the Target with a cross hair with a dot in the center or 4 different cross hair marks or just a dot in what ever Brightness you want. When seen thru the Night Vision the crosshair or any one of the 5 Different marks will mark the target with a white light that only can be seen thru your Night Vision. Next I have a colored Monitor mounted on it with volume control, Brightness control, Ear phones with a plug in, Record Mode, Playback and a Red Power light, cover for the Monitor. 3 Custom Mounts for the Monitor also swivel mount and tilt for the monitor. Surveillance Listening device that can go thru Block walls, windows, trees and bushes with volume control, Ear phones, you can plug into it .1- M203 37mm Grenade Launcher which also shoots FLARES,CHEMICAL SPRAY,BEAN BAGS,12 gauge shot gun shells and Large Rubber Bullets, also a net to cover people. I am including a "NEW Flare adapter" to shoot small flares A NEW BOX of 10 white Flares, Rail adapter for the Grenade Launcher, The M203 was shot 6 times its LIKE NEW!! 1 adjustable Red Laser with IR that cost me $1695.00 with Quick Release ,NEW 6 way caring strap, NEW Mount for the front strap, NEW Skeleton stock, NEW Rifle has 4- rail covers, NEW pentagon Light, NEW Mount for the Pentagon light, NEW Remote for the Light. 2- NEW 40 round mags, 1- NEW mag clinch. 1- NEW 30 Round Mag on rear stock ,1- NEW 30 Round Mag Pouch on rear stock, 1- NEW Rubber Mag pull for the clip, 1- Quick Release Side handle, 1- 4 Rail Predator Barrel cover, 1- New Trigger attachment to make it a full automatic , and thereís much more not listed, I have over $8300.00 in it

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March 15, 2008, 12:08 PM
Dose it come with the "SWAT" hat?

March 15, 2008, 12:09 PM
lol, I don't know, but It would make it that much more of a mall ninja gun.....

March 15, 2008, 12:11 PM
I can't believe the bidding is up that high and I can't believe his reserve is higher. That is the goofiest looking gun I have ever seen.

March 15, 2008, 12:12 PM
I know.........I burst out laughing when I saw it.....

March 15, 2008, 01:17 PM
this has been posted before; someone insisted that the man in the mask is no other than Surefire's VP of engineering, Paul Kim. I don't buy it.

March 15, 2008, 01:24 PM
If nothing else, picking it up and carrying it around for thirty minutes at a time should do for 'cardio-vascular exercise'.

Should be a heck of an 'ice-breaker' at parties.

General Geoff
March 15, 2008, 01:24 PM
Must weigh about 30 pounds. As noted in the description, it's never been shot, and frankly I wouldn't want to be the first to try. Too much risk of either breaking something on it, or the rifle just blowing up due to some kind of obstruction to the barrel or action..

March 15, 2008, 01:38 PM
That was the winner of the most "tacti-cool rifle" contest I started about two weeks ago. It was declared the winner on the spot. The only other rifle that even came close was the "Kitchen sink" ar-15, which I'm sure you've all seen before... the rules for the contest said no one could post the kitchen sink picture. Next time we do a contest, no one can use the SWAT rifle/laser gun / shotgun / video camera gun either.

March 15, 2008, 01:53 PM
totally a mall ninja.

March 15, 2008, 02:18 PM
wall-climbing boots not included :(

Detachment Charlie
March 15, 2008, 02:21 PM
Yup, I heard some mall security guys got laid off. Tough Economy. :evil:

AJ Dual
March 15, 2008, 03:38 PM
this has been posted before; someone insisted that the man in the mask is no other than Surefire's VP of engineering, Paul Kim. I don't buy it.

No, whoever told you that was thinking of the much older internet-famous AR picture with one of every scope and light possible on it. That one has an unmasked Asian man holding it, and there's frequently a photoshopped version that has a brass searchlight, rabbit's foot, Swiss Army knife, compass etc. tacked onto it.

Here it is, among a zillion other places.

March 15, 2008, 03:51 PM
I'd pay $2k for it.

The day it arrives, I'd take everything off-off it and sell the parts for more than that.

March 15, 2008, 04:07 PM
What a piece of crap. You couldn't pay me to be seen with a joke like that in my hands.

I think he will have that until he is old and gray. It will probably become a family heirloom. His great grandkids 10 generations down the line can hang it on the wall and put an engraving under it that says "Built by Uncle Bubba 200 years ago. The gun you can't get rid of. Priceless boat Anchor made in 2008."

What posseses a person to build such garbage? Is he a crackhead?

Molon Labe,

P.S. - This thing gives a whole new meaning to the term "Gun Control". You need to be an octopus to control all the silly ass gadgets on this wall hanger.

March 15, 2008, 04:21 PM
Is there really a gun under all that crap? :scrutiny:

March 15, 2008, 04:30 PM
You know... if your penis is THAT small... surgery to make it bigger might be a more cost-effective option than buying that rifle...

March 15, 2008, 04:35 PM
Sure that last post may get deleted.....but that doesn't mean it's not funny.

March 15, 2008, 04:39 PM
Wouldn't nijitsu work better than that gun?

March 15, 2008, 04:55 PM
I presume the color monitor is for watching American Idol.

lee n. field
March 15, 2008, 05:22 PM
mall ninja gun.

Ditto that.

March 15, 2008, 05:28 PM
but he left off the most important accessory:

March 15, 2008, 10:10 PM
What, no curb feelers, Would not have it then

March 15, 2008, 10:15 PM

March 15, 2008, 10:29 PM
Well guys I'm off to the ER, think I got a hernia just looking at him holding it. I don't want to see the instructions booklet that comes with it, probably thicker than 10 New York phone books.

Wes Janson
March 16, 2008, 12:22 AM
I have heard that this rifle has been offered for sale at local gun shows, so supposedly the seller is for real.

March 16, 2008, 12:37 AM
That cell phone hip holster is tactical! Like my military buddies and I would ask..... How do you spell tactical? GEE-EH-WHY?

March 16, 2008, 01:02 AM
What, no bayonet!!!

March 16, 2008, 01:09 AM
omg why

March 16, 2008, 01:09 AM
Seeing this thing is like seeing Michael Jackson. Way too much modification.

March 16, 2008, 01:37 AM
What pains me is someone actually would pay good money for that abomination.
I could not find what sort of AR that is but trying to read that list gave me a headache.

March 16, 2008, 01:54 AM
Hey, think of it this way--you're paying for a lot of accessories for your survivalist companion's AR-15s!

I don't know why you would want the camera-NV-thing on the left side...
You'll be staring at the screen and get tunnel-vision, IMO.

March 16, 2008, 02:11 AM
Gentlemen I give you......

March 16, 2008, 02:29 AM
I wonder if Mr. Tacticoolio knows that Paypal will lock his account if they find out he is using them for an evil firearms sale.

Of course being a top notch high speed mall ninja he probably has special authorization to use paypal on his firearms exchanges.:rolleyes:

March 16, 2008, 02:32 AM
A 37 mm projectile launcher that has been used to launch bean bags and incapacitating spray is a destructive device.

March 16, 2008, 03:12 AM
That thing is a little overkill for me

March 16, 2008, 04:34 AM
does that thing come with a microwave ray?

if it does im thinking about bidding...

I need something to cook ramen noodles in and im thinking that might work...

March 16, 2008, 11:13 AM
Have one M4 with gernade launcher, night sigth telescope and some stuff that I have not figured out. I keep it in the mountain home NOT in the city since the gernade launcher will need a special permit.

March 16, 2008, 11:22 AM
thats probably a candidate for the fist programme:(

March 16, 2008, 07:28 PM
This again? I wish that guy would sell that POS!

March 16, 2008, 07:40 PM
Um maybe you guys can tell me where the $8300 price tag is coming from. Rifle $800, NV system $1000, 40mm launcher $1000, 2 mags $100, crap rail system $200, and laser sight $400= $3500.

March 16, 2008, 08:04 PM
I have heard that this rifle has been offered for sale at local gun shows

I wonder what was the look on the cop's face when Gecko handed him that thing so he could put the tie on it?


March 16, 2008, 08:26 PM
But where 2 put teh plasma cells for 2 kill teh imps n cyberdemons?

March 16, 2008, 10:06 PM
Um maybe you guys can tell me where the $8300 price tag is coming from. Rifle $800, NV system $1000, 40mm launcher $1000, 2 mags $100, crap rail system $200, and laser sight $400= $3500.

It's not a 40 mm granade launcher, but a 37 mm flare launcher worth aobut $500

March 17, 2008, 12:48 AM
You are 100% correct sir, which makes it even worse. So any ideas where the extra $5000 comes from? Anyone? I have heard of overbuilds in the past where the finished product was no more than a .22 lr that had to be fired from a bench, but this has moved into a whole new realm.

Gecko would be a proud papa if he got his mits on this thing, there would be a whole new story of the impossible shot between a mom and baby to nail the perp hiding behind a car.:neener:

March 17, 2008, 01:30 AM
GunnerPalace... that's now on my "Funny Stuff From the Internet" album on Facebook.

Anyways, am I the only one here who thinks that the rifle under all of that crap is actually an airsoft gun? Doesn't something about that area between where the buffer tube and the backstrap of the pistol grip meet look weird?

March 17, 2008, 01:44 AM
It will knock you down without a pull of the trigger.

chris in va
March 17, 2008, 01:50 AM
Is it just me, or does that thing have an XM radio on the side?

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