California Porno For Pistols Program?


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Keith
August 11, 2003, 02:19 PM
I can't bring myself to comment on this one....

Keith

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Matt G
August 11, 2003, 02:26 PM
Vote Mary Carey for Governor!
That's right, Mary Carey is trying to throw her hat into the California governors race. She is pledging to make lap dances tax deductible, start taxing breast implants to generate revenue, and hiring porn stars to negotiate the states electricity prices. She also wants to create a Porno for Pistols program to reduce violence in California. Under the plan, gun owners could swap their weapons for X-rated movies. But JJ1 has a better reason to vote for Mary. She would be the first governor to do naked jumping jacks. Put that on your resume Dianne Feinstein.Please be warned: the above link does show the gubernatorial candidate doing naked jumping jacks. There's really no other content there.

In the truest spirit of Passing The Buck, I'm punting this one over to Legal and Political. :)

rock jock
August 11, 2003, 02:31 PM
Oops. Jumped to the link before seeing the warning. All I can say is I hope Arnold doesn't follow suit.

foghornl
August 11, 2003, 02:33 PM
There are some things that are just plain WRONG!

HBK
August 11, 2003, 02:38 PM
I'm sure that I would trade my 800 dollar pistol, 1000 dollar if you consider upgrades, for a 20 dollar video tape or DVD that I could order online if I wanted.:rolleyes: Plus...those movies are kind of stupid.

Skunkabilly
August 11, 2003, 02:43 PM
Plus...those movies are kind of stupid.

But the musical scores are just so brilliant!! Bow bow chicka bow bow...ooh whoa whoa...yeah yeah...chicka chicka bow bow

MicroBalrog
August 11, 2003, 02:44 PM
Put that on your resume Dianne Feinstein

Nooo! Don't make me think of it! Please!:what:

willyjixx
August 11, 2003, 02:54 PM
whats the term for a gag canidate? where it is just a plain joke if they run?

this is even sicker then when they had turn your guns in for therapy.

36fan
August 11, 2003, 06:22 PM
come on Keith, warn us before posting links like that!
(missed the warning from Matt G - I try to read things in order)

HBK
August 11, 2003, 06:33 PM
Wow, it looks like this candidate has a lot to get off her chest.:what:

Are those real?:scrutiny:

Art Eatman
August 11, 2003, 06:55 PM
Can you imagine Janet Reno running on that platform?

:D, Art

Mark Tyson
August 11, 2003, 06:59 PM
Oh, I thought they were going to give me pistols if I turned in my porn . . .

. . . not that I have any, of course.

MicroBalrog
August 11, 2003, 07:02 PM
Can you imagine Janet Reno running on that platform?

I can, but I don't want to.:neener:

Keith
August 11, 2003, 08:08 PM
Sorry, my bad for not warning people about the partial nudity!

I'll bet she gets more votes than Davis!

Keith

Standing Wolf
August 11, 2003, 08:17 PM
Even so, she couldn't be a worse governor than Red Davis.

Moparmike
August 11, 2003, 08:31 PM
I would go buy porn if I could turn it in and get a pistol. That would be cool.

HBK
August 11, 2003, 08:37 PM
Maybe you could impress her with your big gun, Vic.

Keith: Don't be sorry, it was a nice surprise.

Kaylee
August 11, 2003, 09:42 PM
I'm sorry.. what's that Mrs. Eatman?
Keep it clean, you say?

Yes ma'am, we'll do our best.
After all, we are on THE HIGH ROAD here.
(*ahem nudge nudge hint hint *)

-K

jimpeel
August 11, 2003, 10:06 PM
Ouch! That's gonna leave stretch marks!

Darrin
August 11, 2003, 10:16 PM
Plus...those movies are kind of stupid. I only watch them for the commercials. Yeah, and the music....

*Bow bow chicka bow bow*

Kaylee
August 11, 2003, 11:08 PM
lets see... legal content?
.. nope

civil liberties content?
... nope

political content?
.... barely...

in accordance with the "Art's Grammaw" Rule?
not hardly.

sorry guys. lights out.

-K

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