[tommytrauma]

Well, the bad news is that I'm currently recouperating from not one, but two cytoscopic proceedures to get rid of a kidney stone roughly the size of an overweight midget. Evidently, the excrutiating pain caused by the kidney stone isnt enough; They feel they should treat it by duct taping a laser to a garden hose and sticking it up Mr. Happy.

The good news is that my Doctor reports that there is no evidence linking my kidney stone to terrorism.

[Preacherman]

They feel they should treat it by duct taping a laser to a garden hose and sticking it up Mr. Happy.
Hey, at least they're shooting a beam of light at it! They might have chosen to use flechettes, and do internal surgery...

:what: :neener: :p :D

Get well soon!

[buzz_knox]

I'm sorry, but you just can't rule out terrorism as a cause. Forget what the doctor say, they could just be trying to prevent a panic. It could be terrorism. At least, that's what I understand from other threads. :rolleyes:

Oh, by the way, some guy cut me off in traffic today. He might be one of UBL's boys. I'll see if there's an acceptance of responsibility by them tomorrow.

And my girlfriend dumped me. Could be an AQ plot as well. Keep your eyes peeled for an announcement.

[seeker_two]

I think that Hillary Clinton is linked to the terrorists....

...and her book is a WMD (Weapon of Mass Deception)... :neener:

[buzz_knox]

I just wish we could romantically link Billary to UBL. Then, just as the link was becoming common knowledge, he'd "commit suicide."

[Thumper]

Baloney,

My last kidney stone (I've had three) was a joint effort between bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Bill Clinton and Satan...

and somehow involved the missing Watergate tapes.

Do NOT make the mistake of ruling out terrorism when speaking of kidney stones.

[seeker_two]

My last kidney stone (I've had three) was a joint effort between bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Bill Clinton and Satan...

...and is probably the bullet fired by the lone gunman on the grassy knoll... :what:

And I'm blaming the terrorists for starting this thread, too... :neener:

[Thumper]

...and is probably the bullet fired by the lone gunman on the grassy knoll...

Crap, I forgot about that...I have compelling evidence, from frame 231 of the Zapruder film...