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mr_blove
May 27, 2008, 12:41 AM
I am not sure if this thread will last but I saw this ad and had to post it, it was to funny not to share.


http://www.ksl.com/?nid=218&ad=3393786&cat=185&lpid=

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Taptaps
May 27, 2008, 12:50 AM
:eek:that is quite the setup

TimboKhan
May 27, 2008, 01:43 AM
Wow. You know, I wouldn't be surprised if he sold it, and I would be even less surprised if the buyer wasn't wearing cammie pants and a Soldier of Fortune T-shirt.

qajaq59
May 27, 2008, 06:18 AM
Boy, when I was a kid, I'd have loved to have a water pistol that looked like that...... :rolleyes:

xjchief
May 27, 2008, 07:45 AM
That's very... tacticool.

I believe this was the prototype:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIvBdMdaOhs&session=WEq566F3cDclAkufmVEY2pUjqRVH9kGZwybbcHNXIcGG_ud88i6h_NDqTtG4MPwNgrYKBDloO9R1_5pdk6HpbdRsoLOOOz3N1O1BV74nUFqf7TNorp5K70wgG5rhSYNlMFWWjCHUgA83uLFI9GHQJiy5Tcpmcq_0VJbM8gt6PGmM2R9AeQRT0rdwSb__sGrtkf-SpmNBwyBEGtROWuDDAm9JXGstz4VqeT9QceWrAdeDJOz0hYkwmKnIeWjABgFCSaaSA6ryoD0pEZjZlUs0Qw==

.cheese.
May 27, 2008, 08:44 AM
why a muzzle brake on a 34 when you can just get it ported?

JimJD
May 27, 2008, 08:56 AM
Those pictures make Baby Gaston cry.

TCUGLOCKER
May 27, 2008, 09:19 AM
Uber Glock...luckily i'm sure there's a holster for IWB carry ;-)

nyggis
May 27, 2008, 09:26 AM
That's very... tacticool.

I believe this was the prototype:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIvBd...0pEZjZlUs0Qw==

hahahaahaha!!!! I cant breathe!!!!

Rugerlvr
May 27, 2008, 12:09 PM
http://www.xmission.com/~jdjonsson/images/mallninja.jpg

33-805
May 27, 2008, 12:23 PM
Wow. That is really...something. Not sure how I have made it this far without one of those. :rolleyes:

loneviking
May 27, 2008, 12:59 PM
And what sort of holster do you carry this monstrosity in? :D

TallPine
May 27, 2008, 01:00 PM
You wouldn't even have to shoot it.

Just let someone see it and they will die laughing ;)

MiddleAgedKen
May 27, 2008, 03:01 PM
And what sort of holster do you carry this monstrosity in?

You have your batman tote it around in a Bobcat. Very unobtrusive. Seriously.

jdc1244
May 27, 2008, 03:07 PM
Well, OK, Ive had my belly-laugh for the day thanks. :)

(We could also use a 'hand hitting forehead' emoticon for this one...)

TAB
May 27, 2008, 03:09 PM
Its a glock... it was perfect to start with...




PS try holding a strait face while saying that.

Big Boomer
May 27, 2008, 03:22 PM
I be Al Gore owns something like that...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l84/forestpriest/EXTREMESHOCK.jpg

DoubleTapDrew
May 27, 2008, 03:42 PM
Over $1000 invested
Great investment

I probably would word it: "over $400 worth of crap hanging off what was once a decent gun"
Too bad it doesn't include a scabbard or 9 point sling for carrying it.

pgeleven
May 27, 2008, 03:48 PM
ill buy it if he throws in a collapsable stock and another laser (just in case). ill use the hollowed carcass of a cape buffalo as a holster

RustyShackelford
May 27, 2008, 03:48 PM
All I can say is :barf:.
I'm not a big fan of Glocks in general, but they added every tacky knick knack and gadget you could think of, :rolleyes:. All it needs is a bayonet and a bottle opener, :D.

Yuck!

Rusty

PS: the sad part is that some #$&* real mall ninja would buy that Glock and wave it around somewhere...

Funderb
May 27, 2008, 03:49 PM
cool, is that a lazertag gun?

Rampant_Colt
May 27, 2008, 03:57 PM
LoL :D

That's like teh coolest Tapco'd AirSoft evah!

RaspberrySurprise
May 27, 2008, 04:00 PM
By special request.

h-word
May 27, 2008, 05:12 PM
I'd be to embarrassed to admit to owning that gun let alone show pics of it on the internet...

Baneblade
May 27, 2008, 05:36 PM
That is absolutely awesome. I will show a pic to my agencie's chief and put in a proposal. I just need a good duty holster to go with it.

wnycollector
May 27, 2008, 06:02 PM
YUCK:barf: After seeing that thing I raced upstairs and grabbed my 4" S&W 28-2 and hugged it!!!

19-3Ben
May 27, 2008, 06:16 PM
I think I saw one of the "operators" in my mall's Tactical Response team carrying one on his way to stop someone shoplifting from Sam Goody... or come to think of it, maybe he was just reading about it in Soldier of Fortune. :rolleyes:

.cheese.
May 28, 2008, 06:40 PM
I still have to ask. Why a muzzle brake when you can get a ported Glock?

That makes no sense to me.

Ltlabner
May 28, 2008, 07:16 PM
That's the one that makes guarenteed one-shot stops right?

Jason_G
May 28, 2008, 09:32 PM
That's very... tacticool.

I believe this was the prototype:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIvBd...0pEZjZlUs0Qw==
I enjoy a joke as much as the next guy, but the guy in that video was asking for an accident. Joke or no, that clip had bad ju-ju all over it.

Jason

Marshall
May 28, 2008, 10:46 PM
Look familiar?

http://world.guns.ru/handguns/bul_cherokee_spec.jpg

-v-
May 29, 2008, 12:36 AM
That Glock could claim to be an under-cover race gun. It sure looks the part. As for that horrible horrible CZ that Marhsall posted: Oh God! The Humanity!!!

Blarelli
May 29, 2008, 12:41 AM
Ha, I saw that too. I thought about calling the guy so I could laugh at him.

ShOcKeRpb
May 29, 2008, 10:32 AM
It is actually not that tacky. Just take the POS laser of the bottom, find a decent magwell (like on a raceframe) and you have a decent race gun. But I wonder how he carries it in that paddle holster, and I like how he used the word "mod" like he just got finished playing Half-Life.

give
May 29, 2008, 12:39 PM
lol,the buyer is probley going to be some nuckel head around 35 all cammoed out telling nam stories

Brian Dale
May 30, 2008, 05:00 AM
All it needs is a bayonet and a bottle openerHere you go (the bayonet, anyway), courtesy of THR's own Buck Nekkid:

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h6/ottonsure/CZ40PTwithBayonet.jpg

I guess that we'll need to get Marshall and Buck working together. I've got some duct tape if you want it. :D

Mp7
May 30, 2008, 05:13 AM
a pisitol with a bayonet must be the close to stupiddest thing
ive ever seen.

the pimped up Glock with the Glockstock
is not that stupid for a SHTF trunk gun.
(If its an 18 Model)

Brian Dale
May 30, 2008, 05:16 AM
Mp7, I think that CZ manufactured the bayonet for their pistols as a gimmick, just for fun.

Marshall
May 30, 2008, 08:45 AM
Brian, LOL, that's not mine. It's from the Bul website. I have better taste than that. ;)

Gunnerpalace
May 30, 2008, 12:08 PM
a pistol with a bayonet must be the close to stupidest thing
ive ever seen

You would disagree if you were out of ammo.

MASTEROFMALICE
May 30, 2008, 12:12 PM
lol,the buyer is probley going to be some nuckel head around 35 all cammoed out telling nam stories

Those of us who are 35 and were in Nam are really sick of your jokes. If Charlie was here, he'd slit your throat just for laughing.

ScottyT
May 30, 2008, 12:13 PM
I am ashamed that this guy is from my city!

wow, just wow....

kd7nqb
May 30, 2008, 12:35 PM
I would like to mention that if that were advertised as a race gun the reaction would be very different. My question is if it all could handle the recoil of even a single round.

Also how cool is it that your news station will allow the sale of firearms in their classifieds.

The Bushmaster
May 30, 2008, 02:54 PM
Masterofmalice...35 huh...That would put your age at -3 years old if you were in country during that "police action"...:D

Where are the other "mall ninjas". I figured they would be all over this by now...:evil:

Supertac45
May 30, 2008, 07:14 PM
If it came with a truck load of my favorite beer, I might go for it.

MASTEROFMALICE
May 30, 2008, 09:04 PM
Masterofmalice...35 huh...That would put your age at -3 years old if you were in country during that "police action"...

Actually I was -8 during the Tet offensive. I got two Silver Stars, a Bronze Star and a.....uhhhh.....Tin Star for killing a company of VC with just my Special Forces Vietnam tomahawk. If I had a RAZORSWORD I would have gotten a Medal of Honor!

Dksimon
May 30, 2008, 09:48 PM
GIVE,

you would have to be upwards of 50 years old to be a vietnam vet.


The reason there is a muzzle break instead of a ported barrel is that you can see the muzzle break and it looks way more tacticool.
If i were a mall ninja I would definitely add this to my armory.

BrianB
May 30, 2008, 09:52 PM
Wow. A red-dot AND a laser. Duplicated AND redundant.

Funderb
May 31, 2008, 06:03 PM
that is right up there with the word, "irregardless"

giddonah
May 31, 2008, 06:13 PM
And it's sold...:uhoh:

skinewmexico
May 31, 2008, 06:23 PM
Nuckel head. Wow.

HPJeep
June 1, 2008, 12:19 AM
I did not see the Ionic Breeze Air Purifier hanging off the Picatinny rail. Is it included?

BrianB
June 1, 2008, 12:43 AM
No, but he gets a mall employee discount at Sharper Image.

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