[DigMe]

Last week I posted about my gun nightmare. I had another gun dream this week but it wasn't really a nightmare but kinda interesting. I was in Iraq around soldiers. I wasn't a soldier but they were around and I think I was teaching american children in Iraq. Some guerillas starting shooting at us as we were outside and I grabbed an AK that I just happened to have. Before I started shooting back I look at the mag and instead of a follower it had a little bed of hay on top of the spring and the bullets were really oily. Anyway...I loaded up the magazine and by this time the guerilla was right there and I started shooting at him but then jammed up (maybe it was the hay) but he ran off. Then later I was in a classroom with the students and there were three guns in the classroom for protection (yes!). We just told the kids not to mess with them and they obeyed. Then I left the classroom and went back outside and there was an Iraqi sniper out there. This time I grabbed an Enfield rifle from somewhere. Don't even remember what it looked like but somehow I knew it was an Enfield. I tore up the Iraqi guy with it and that's about all I remember although there was a lot more.

I know this post is kind of pointless but I thought the hay in the mag and the Enfield rifle were kind of random and funny.

brad cook

[Mark Tyson]

Prepare to be psychoanalyzed by all the wannabe psychology students on the board. Now aay back on the couch and tell us about your dreams and your relationship with your parents . . .