BogBabe
August 24, 2003, 02:15 PM
Yes, this is gun-related.
It's called Cows With Guns (http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm)
Still LMAO.....
It's called Cows With Guns (http://www.shagrat.net/Html/cows.htm)
Still LMAO.....
Funniest Flash Ever!
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NewShooter78
August 24, 2003, 02:43 PM
That was hillarious.
Mark Tyson
August 24, 2003, 02:51 PM
Ah, a stirring saga indeed.
Matt G
August 24, 2003, 02:59 PM
Okay, putting on my Moderator hat: WARNING: the flash video linked to above has some scatalogical elements that some might not find amusing, or might even find offensive.
That said, I've still got a big grin on my face, and am humming the "freedom march" folk song theat they have in there. Most hilarious. :)
--Matt.
That said, I've still got a big grin on my face, and am humming the "freedom march" folk song theat they have in there. Most hilarious. :)
--Matt.
BogBabe
August 24, 2003, 03:03 PM
Oops, sorry, it didn't even occur to me that some people might find that offensive.
But your warning, Matt, will probably just make it even more popular! ;)
But your warning, Matt, will probably just make it even more popular! ;)
winstonsmith
August 24, 2003, 03:09 PM
If anyone wants the song, and has a way to post it, I have it on MP3. Higher quality sound than in the vid too.
BryanP
August 24, 2003, 03:12 PM
Oh. My. Well, that was different.
Esp. liked the surprise reinforcements. :)
Esp. liked the surprise reinforcements. :)
Zundfolge
August 24, 2003, 03:18 PM
So cows are commies ... good I'll enjoy that steak or burger even more :)
funny vid though
funny vid though
Combat-wombat
August 24, 2003, 04:01 PM
Lol!
Skunkabilly
August 24, 2003, 05:11 PM
Cows, schmows.
SKUNKS OWN THE NIGHT!!!
:cool: music though!
SKUNKS OWN THE NIGHT!!!
:cool: music though!
shooten
August 24, 2003, 06:04 PM
Oh my....
Too bad his hero is Che. Cow Tse Tung can be counted on when the steaks are high.
:scrutiny: :scrutiny: :scrutiny:
Too bad his hero is Che. Cow Tse Tung can be counted on when the steaks are high.
:scrutiny: :scrutiny: :scrutiny:
tatters
August 24, 2003, 10:33 PM
I was very MOOOOOOved by this saga!!
Hoop
August 24, 2003, 11:10 PM
Jeff K says: Best flash. Evar!!!1!!
ReadyontheRight
August 24, 2003, 11:36 PM
Too bad his hero is Che
If his hero was Washington, that might be a little tooooooo close to Home (on the Range).
Bad Cow Pun.:D
Great Flash!
If his hero was Washington, that might be a little tooooooo close to Home (on the Range).
Bad Cow Pun.:D
Great Flash!
Nightfall
August 25, 2003, 11:09 AM
LOL!
Mute
August 25, 2003, 11:22 AM
So, uh...what were they packin'? Bovine nines?
kenehsr
August 25, 2003, 11:43 AM
Hey! Just think.:scrutiny: Someone sat around, thought of this and put it together.:D But still pretty freakin hilarous!!!:) Mooooooooooooove over Splieburg.:p
BogBabe
August 25, 2003, 11:47 AM
Mute, you just gotta watch it.
"No one suspected he was packin' an Uzi!"
"No one suspected he was packin' an Uzi!"
gun-fucious
August 25, 2003, 12:14 PM
So, uh...what were they packin'? Bovine nines?
It would appear Bovine Cow-mandos are trained in 2 light weapon platforms
Moooo-zis and Cow-lashnikovs
it is rumored that the elite milks-men use Bull Barrels
It would appear Bovine Cow-mandos are trained in 2 light weapon platforms
Moooo-zis and Cow-lashnikovs
it is rumored that the elite milks-men use Bull Barrels
Bart Noir
August 25, 2003, 03:02 PM
Illustrator was a city-boy, I'm thinking. But it's still darn funny.
Bart Noir
Bart Noir
BogBabe
August 25, 2003, 03:23 PM
Actually, the illustrator was being true to the concept promulgated by the author of the song, who wrote:
Penguin wanted to make a few changes. "Cows are female, so the committee thinks that Cow Tse Tongue should be female. And we want this to be sold as a children's book so we’d like you to change the lines 'pissed in his eye' and 'cow well hung'."
Fortunately I had no idea I was talking with one of the most important publishers in the country. Sometimes ignorance can work in your favor....
"Tell the committee that Cow Tse Tongue's gender is a secret to create confusion around who the real Cow Tse Tongue is: And for purposes of security we'll have to keep Cow Tse Tongue male in the book. Also explain to them that 'pissed in his eye' is the four year olds' favorite line; and the line 'cow well hung' will give parents a chance to be creative when asked about its meaning."
Penguin wanted to make a few changes. "Cows are female, so the committee thinks that Cow Tse Tongue should be female. And we want this to be sold as a children's book so we’d like you to change the lines 'pissed in his eye' and 'cow well hung'."
Fortunately I had no idea I was talking with one of the most important publishers in the country. Sometimes ignorance can work in your favor....
"Tell the committee that Cow Tse Tongue's gender is a secret to create confusion around who the real Cow Tse Tongue is: And for purposes of security we'll have to keep Cow Tse Tongue male in the book. Also explain to them that 'pissed in his eye' is the four year olds' favorite line; and the line 'cow well hung' will give parents a chance to be creative when asked about its meaning."
keyhole
August 25, 2003, 03:48 PM
For some reason, I want to go get a greasy 'burger........................
Chickens in choppers?
:D
Chickens in choppers?
:D
Detachment Charlie
August 25, 2003, 08:04 PM
UDDER-LY COOL !!!
LMAO
Gotta make a T-shirt or bumper sticker.
MANY THANX
LMAO
Gotta make a T-shirt or bumper sticker.
MANY THANX
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