[Blain]

Sure there have been lots of great movies out there, and lots of great movie one liners at that. However, there are a few that always come to mind. Of course, they involve firearms.

However, there is one particular one liner that always makes me smile. I don't remember the exact name of the movie, I don't even recall seeing the entire thing. However, that phrase will forever remain in my mind as the classic firearms one liner.

The premise is this. Couple of bad dudes are robbing or hijacking a train, or something of that nature. They have shotguns with them among other things.

Would be civilian hero comes up to the bad dudes and stoically proclaims,

"Stand back! I know karate!"

The bad dude just smirks a slight smile and slyly replies,

"Oh yeah? I know Remington!" <BOOM!!!!>

End of would-be hero!


That one is great! :D


Go ahead; feel free to share your favorites!

[duckfoot]

this is my boom stick!

[444]

You want to play rough ? Say hallo to my lettle friend.

[Archie]

Avon, who served as the protagonist for the last two seasons, defends himself against (that is, shoots) an ultimate feminist.
As she crumples to the floor, she mutters, "Men, always seeing violence as the answer!"

Avon watches her fall and then comments, "Then you shouldn't ask the question."

[MagKnightX]

In Tremors 3, when Burt hands the rifle to the girl (forget her name), "Don't worry, it's not going to bite you."

Pretty much anything with Burt in Tremors is good.

(After taking out about 250 screamers with a quad AA turret) "Any questions?" :D

[ietrash]

"Twitch.........and your in Hell !"

[ietrash]

To an ex-KGB agent he just caught with his gaurd down.....
" Your great in the locker room pal....but when you put your spikes on, your weak. "

[Dannyboy]

From The Outlaw Josy Wales :
BG-"A man's got to make a living somehow."
Josey-"Dyin ain't much of a living boy."
Or something like that. It's close enough.

[Moparmike]

Wether it is true or not, its still cool: Dirty Harry (one of them): This is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world. It can blow your head clean off. I bet youre asking yourself, "Did he fire 5 shots or 6?" Well to tell you the truth, I lost count in all the excitement. What you have to ask yourself is "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do you punk!?

And from They Live: I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick a$$. And I am all out of bubblegum!

"RRRyan, shome thingsh in here don't react well to bulletsh."..."RRRyan, shome thingsh in here dont react well to bulletsh...yeah, like me..."(boom boom boom)"I gotta be careful what I shoot at???"

Some of my favs^:D

[ietrash]

When asked why he wasn't going to bury a couple of BG's he'd just killed.
" Buzzards gotta eat, same as worms. "

[bayerta]

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

[Fed168]

Pike Bishop to the Gorch Brothers: "Let's go."

"Why not?"

[Sgt]

From "Tombstone".....

Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russel)
"Are you gonna strip that smoke wagon, or just stand there and bleed?"

Doc Holiday (Val Kilmer)
"I'm your Huckleberry"

From "Open Range".........

Charlie Waite (Kevin Costner)
"Men are going to get killed here today Sue and I'm going to kill them"

[Dave Markowitz]

Sherriff Little Bill (Gene Hackman): You just shot an unarmed man!

William Munny (Clint Eastwood): He shoulda armed himself.

[stevelyn]

From Diehard:


Bruce Willis: Yippee Kiyaa M**********r. ( as he flicks his trusty Zippo to life)

[Quantrill]

"Badges? We donn need no steekin badges". Treasure of Sierra Madre

[RepublicanMan]

"I'll make ya famous"

Emelio Estevez in Young Guns


"Oh no, he's smiling"

American Outlaws

[berettaman]

Final sceen from Quiggley Down Under.
Alan Rickman lay dying with look of dissbelief :what:
Quiggley "Said I didn't have much use for a pistol,never said I didn't know how to use one!" :evil:

[Kharn]

"Oh, S***." The interogator in Equilibrium right after the main character's polygraph needles all go to zero, two seconds before the *** whupping begins.

Kharn

[.41Dude]

Jack Palance in Shane.

Stands there real quiet with that smirk....."Prove it"

[NewShooter78]

"Bad tv is to blame for this."
"Is it dead?"
-Boondock Saints

"This is my rifle this is my gun. This is for fighting this is for fun."
-Full Metal Jacket

"What makes them different from us?/Because we live here!"
-Red Dawn

[rickinvegas]

"Nothing wrong with shooting as long as the right people get shot"
Harold Callahan, SFPD Inspector

Timeless words to live by!

[cslinger]

Ronin,
"Ever kill anybody?"
"I hurt somebody's feelings once."

Army Of Darkness
"Good......Bad......I'm the one with the gun."

".32 ACP, like a brick through a plate glass window." Of course I think they were talking about throwing the whole gun. :D

FMJ,
"How can you shoot woman and children?"

"I don't lead em' as much."

"If they run they are VC, if they don't run they are well disciplined VC."

Was watching some cheesy SCI-FI movie called ICE last night and there is a scene where two woman are scavanging and both have MP5s. One is a doctor and one is a lawyer. Well the doctor is talking about how she could never take a life and the lawyer is scared of the gun etc.

Well the men folk get pinned down by a guy on a roof. The two chick exit onto a roof just above our bad guy. The doctor chick cocks the MP5 and let's loose blowing the guy away. She says....

"I just killed a man...I just killed him." while trembling.

The lawyer chick who is afraid of the gun say.

"Clear cut case of self defense, I handle these all the time." Without batting an eye. I just thought the deadpan delivery was funny.

Chris

[chrisb507]

Basically anything from this movie, but especially:


"A gun is a tool, Marion, no better or no worse than any other tool, an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that."


Shane (1953)

[45Badger]

"A man's got to know his limitations"
-Magnum Force

"Aim small, miss small"
-The Patriot

[Bigjake]

"You gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie?"
outlaw josie wales

"fill yer hands you sonofabitch!"
Rooster Cogburn , True Grit

"meet your maker astroid!"
Crazy dude from armagedeon

[Deepdiver]

From "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugle",

Clint Eastwood to Eli Wallach (Tuco), as they are preparing to dig up the unmarked grave with the gold in it,

"There are two types of men in this world; those with guns and those that dig. Start digging!!" (or something like that...)

...as he tosses Tuco a shovel.

[Dannyboy]

Another one from "True Grit."

"I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!"

One from "Face/Off."

Travolta as Cage's character-"I hate to see you leave but I love to watch you go."

[seeker_two]

"Hokey religions & ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side." Han Solo, STAR WARS

:cool:

[Mute]

From Tremors 2:

"I am completely! out of ammo. That's never happened to me before"

-Burt Gummer

[HankB]

From Support your Local Gunfighter

Bad guy challenges James Garner to a gunfight - Garner knows he can't win, so when the BG turns to go out in the street, Garner draws his sixgun and clobbers the bad guy.

Sidekick Jack Elam says "You hit him! From behind!"

Garner: "Just as hard as I could!"

Garner goes on to use his sixgun as a hammer, breaking the trigger fingers on both hands of the bad guy, so when he wakes up, he can't get even.

[TheeBadOne]

They Live:
"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick a$$......and I'm all out of bubble gum"
-Roddy Piper with a 12 ga in his hand

[BigG]

Arnold Schwarzeneggar in "Red Heat,"

"I am not s****ng on you." and "I do not want to touch his @**."

Red Heat - one of the all-time great gun movies!! (http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-5F7D-A005BDD-38AAD7C3-prod2)

[BHPshooter]

Although it may not be accurate -- In Dr. No:

"It's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six." -- James Bond

I don't remember which other early Bond movie (that is unlike me!), but Connery throws the BG into the bathtub. The BG sees Bond's shoulder holster hanging by the tub, and begins to reach for his PPK, so he smacks a lamp into the tub, frying said BG. He puts on his holster, noting dryly, "Shocking."

And if looks could be one-liners, the look on Indy's face in the barfight in Raiders of the Lost Ark would say lots, when the formerly unconcious Nepalese dude wakes up and levels his gun at Indy. Indy freezes -- a gunshot -- Indy flinches backwards and looks for a bullethole, but it's the Nepalese who's shot from behind by Marion with a Broomhandle Mauser. :D

I love that movie!

Wes

[kenehsr]

:D How about " Are you feelin lucky ". Believe its from Clint Eastwood.

[Camel]

"Oh, S***." The interogator in Equilibrium right after the main character's polygraph needles all go to zero, two seconds before the *** whupping begins.

Same movie, same scene.

"Tell me Preston, what would you say is the easiest way to get a gun from a Grammaton Cleric?" "Ask him for it." And now you've given yourself to me. Calmly, cooly, entirely without incedent."
"No, not without incident"
-Begin *** whooping-

That was a good movie. :D

[BamBam-31]

Inconceivable!! :D :neener:

[Fed168]

As Arnold sticks the bad guy to the wall with a rather large knife "Stick around."

[zahc]

the infamously generic gag inducing "don't worry the safety's on"-lost count

[keyhole]

" A man's got to know his limitations "


" Yeah, you're a legend in your own mind. "



Clint Eastwood

[D Hags]

In Total Recall after Arnold shoots Sharon Stone in the forehead, "Consider that a divorce!"

[BHPshooter]

just thought of one that I've liked for a while -- True Lies.

The gunfight in the bathroom, where Ahhhnoldt knocks the guy out, puts his face in the urinal, and flushes it saying, "cool off."

Later, same movie, when they're intimidating Bill Paxton, Tom Arnold pulls his pistol and says, "Get lost, dip$#!&," and puts a few shots in the ground to make him dance, with some good muzzle flashes.

Wes

[seeker_two]

"I ain't got time to bleed."


Jesse "The Governor" Ventura, PREDATOR

(There's another line that he says in the helicopter on the way to the battle, but I don't think Art's Grammaw will let me use that one...:evil: )

[Wanderer]

The best line from any action movie was just a facial expression.

In Raiders of the Lost Ark, after Jones has gone through a huge fight, the sword weilding foe starts displaying his prowess with his sabre, and Indiana just draws his gun and shoots him, with a 'not again' type of look on his face.

[Rebeldon]

"If you're gonna shoot...shoot. Don't talk!"

[goalie]

Rebeldon, that is one of the best lines in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly." Well, that and: "you're not digg'n"

[Hkmp5sd]

"Look what you've done to my sheets."
- Funboy in The Crow.


"Only a wop would bring a knife to a gunfight."
- Sean Connery in The Untouchables


"What we got here is a complete lack of respect for the law."
- Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit

[keyhole]

seeker_two


I used that one for a wav file for some time, and always got a laugh outta it!:evil:

I do not remember the movie, but a line from the BG holding a hostage, to an officer went something like this-
" If I even twitch, she's dead"

" Maybe you won't even twitch....BANG"

[cool45auto]

"Now that's a real badge, I'm a real cop and this is a real @#$&ing gun!"
-Martin Riggs in Lethal Weapon:cool:

[Hkmp5sd]

I do not remember the movie, but a line from the BG holding a hostage, to an officer went something like this-

I think that was a Miami Vice episode.

[RikWriter]

Open Range, Kevin Costner: "Men are gonna get killed today. I'm gonna' be killing 'em."

[Stickjockey]

With all the Eastwood lines, I can't beliave this one hasn't been tossed in:

"Go ahead; make my day."

[Ron_Miami]

From the under-appreciated and politically incorrect movie _Under the Rainbow_:

In a train going through a tunnel in total darkness, Chevy Chase is thrown up against Carrie Fisher.

"Is that your gun?"
"No, I wear a shoulder holster"

Regards,
Ron, in Miami

[MessedUpMike]

From the 80s B movie "House". Richard Moll the BG come back from the dead runs a whole M-60 bulet into a bathroom door, then has to kick it in muttering "Damn, come back from the grave and run out of ammunition!"

[Mark Tyson]

"Burt, you give a whole new meaning to the word 'overkill'."

"When you need it, and don't have it, you'll sing a whole different tune."

Michael Gross(as Burt Gummer) in Tremors 2:

========

"Have you forgotten there are innocent lives at stake? Send in someone to negotiate!"

[Gunfire erupts]

"Anyone else wanna negotiate?"

Bruce Willis, in The Fifth Element

========

"You gonna draw them pistols or whistle dixie?"

Clint Eastwood, in The Outlaw Josie Wales

========

"Doin' what I can with what I got."

Michael Gross(as Burt Gummer) in Tremors 2

[A. Partisan]

Big Jake with John Wayne

Several characters in the movie saying to Big Jake. "I thought you was dead".

[Jedi_7.62]

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side. - HAN SOLO - (STAR WARS)

Indiana Jones when Indy is confronted by a maniac flipping around a large scimitar. No dialogue Indy just shoots him with a you gotta be kidding me look on his face.

Tombstone - Tell them I'm comin, and hell's comin with me. WYATT EARP

Demolition Man - Wesley snipes in museum looking for guns.
Holding shotgun or something. "This is the future where'es all the fazers"
Gotta see it to get it.

Demoliton man - Stalone - Hurting people isn't a good thing. Well sometimes it is."

Same movie - Woman cop to man holding a rigged up shotgun looking pistol "We're not afraid of your primitive weapons. Guy fires around girl nearly SH**s herself.

Same movie - We're police officers we're not trained to handle this kind of violence.

Go watch Demolition Man if you've never seen it. one of the best!!!!

[Al in Md]

From the Good the Bad and the Ugly, Tuco keeps getting turned in by Eastwood to collect the reward money. Eastwood attends the hanging and keeps shooting the rope so Tuco gets away, this is repeated several times. Tuco complains to Eastwood that he should get more than half the reward money because its his head in the noose. Eastwoods reply "If I have to give you more than half, it just might interfear with my aim." Al

[dfariswheel]

"Where are your manners? Go outside to die".

"You don't want to make trouble, you don't know who I am"
"Ok, WHO are you"?
"I'm the man who's going to put a .38 in your stomach".

"He had one hand for the woman and one hand for the money".
"To bad he didn't have one for the gun".

"That's the trouble with these old Henry's, they kill too slow".

"Smile when you say that".
"I always smile........when there's a gun in my belly".

"Pardon me Ma'am, my old Grandma always told me it was impolite ta shoot accrost a Lady".

"He shot his mouth off faster than he could shoot his gun".

"Dumb fool. "He found out that hallway reached all the way to the Promised Land".

"Yep, Old Stonewall and them other Rebs were trash, all trash............You too"

"Fer Christ sake Carmine, buy a freeken holster".

"I'm gonna bust in that door and kill you, ya little rabbit".
CRASH!!!!!
"Hey, I didn't know you had a GUN"!!!!!!!!!
BANG.

"Now then, before we sail, does anyone have any complaints"?
"Yes yer Lordship, I do"
FWOOSH BANG
"Very good, does anyone ELSE have anything to comment on"?

"The caliber of his gun was bigger than his IQ".

"You'd shoot a man without giving him fair warning"?
"Well, It'll give 'em know we mean business".

"I've got a Winchester rifle and a Colt sixgun, I don't need luck".

"I've got this Colt .45. That makes me plenty tall enough".

"That's the first time I ever saw a gun wearing a man".

In a very quiet, not too sincere voice..."I've got a gun".
"That's the dog toy."
In a VERY insincere voice..."No, it's a real gun".
"Nice try, now I'm going to.....
BLAAAAMMM.

"See this knife Bob? Well I'm gonna a stick ya, I'm gonna stick ya GOOD".
BLAMMMM
"Bob, ya shot me. How could you do that"?
"It was easy".

NOT FROM A MOVIE, FROM REAL LIFE:
Judge: "Why did you empty the gun into him"?
Defendant: "Well you're Honor, every time he moved, I shot him, and every time I shot him, he moved".

[hansolo]

Another one from "Ronin:" near the beginning, the foxy blonde lady who's the head of the Irish outfit asks all the "specialists" which firearms they prefer; DeNiro says, "I'll take a 1911: they've always been real good to Uncle Sam."

[natedog]

"What do you need... besides a miracle...?"
"Guns. Lots of guns."

Tank and Neo from THE MATRIX

[SunBear]

"This ain't Dodge City and you ain't Bill Hickok." Tom Selleck in Quigley Down Under. Smooth is fast.

[bobs1066]

Good guy, "I'm going to kill you..."
Bad guy, "Ha, ha ,ha!"
Good guy, "...and it's going to hurt."

A paraphrase of a couple of lines from Yojimbo.

[Okiecruffler]

"My group's not that much bigger than yours!"
"No, but that tree ain't shooting back at you."

"There's alot of things I ain't saying with that shotgun in my belly."

"well now, you got me real scared."

"If you're gonna keep that hat, you'd better learn to use a gun."

I just bought the DVD of the Shadow Riders which has my favorite Tom Selleck line.
"It's getting hot out here, just how many holes you boys wanna have to dig."

And then there are the offbeat ones.

"What'd you shoot him with, a .38?"
"38, 39, whatever it took."

"She had a great pair of 38's and had a pair of 45's to protect them."

And my favorite of all time...
"you keep out of this, he does not have to shoot you now."

[Coronach]

Bunch of bad guys, being held at gunpoint by two good guys, one with a shotgun:

Lead Bad Guy: "Thats a Remington 12-gauge pump. It holds 4 rounds. He can't get all of us." *goes for a gun in his waistband*

Good Guy Shotgunner: <BOOOOOOOOOM>

*bad guy falls, no one else moves. At all.*

Other good guy: "Wonderful! Now we know that he can add, and he can subtract!"

From Kuffs.

Mike :D

[six 4 sure]

“Would you please stop shooting at the thermonuclear weapons.” Brokenarrow

six

[Futo Inu]

Also from The Unforgiven:

"Any man don't wanna get killed, better get on out the back" --Will Munny (Clint Eastwood)

"Hell of a thing, killin a man. You take away everything he has, and everything he's ever gonna have."
"Well, I guess them cowboys had it comin."
"We've ALL it comin, kid."



"Aren't you going to take one of these [holding an M16] ?"
"If I need one, there will be plenty on the ground"
--The Colonel (Mel Gibson) and the Sarge (Sam ?? forget last name), in We Were Soldiers

"What is your purpose in my Marine Corps, Private Gump?"
"To do exactly you tell me to do, Drill Sargeant!!"
"That is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard, Private Gump. YOU - are going to be a general some day!"
--Forrest Gump

Not a witty one-liner, but it gives me chills - the Lieutenant's (Tom Hanks') dying words, to Pvt. James Ryan (Matt Damon): "Earn this."

And, see my sig line, from "The Patriot"

[goalie]

William Mundy to Little Bill right after the last shootout as Little Bill lies dying on the floor: "it ain't about deserves"

[BamBam]

Kevin Costner in 3000 Miles to Graceland:
"He with the nickle-plated .45 is in charge"

Tommy Lee Jones on U.S. Marshals:
"Get rid of that nickle-plated sissy crap and get you a Glock"

[tac17]

Arnold in Predator:
"If it bleeds we can kill it"

Aim small, miss small

[BigDeeeeeeee]

The Way of the Gun:

the Bagman James Caan, " so ah, (pause) are you the brains of the op or is he?"

Benicio Del Toro, " to tell you the truth, I don't think this is a brains kinda operation."

:D

[TexasVet]

"The Big Sky":
Kirk Douglas to new friend "What kind of gun is that?"
New friend with twist bbl muzzleloader " It lets me get off a second shot quick.", demonstrating the rotating bbls.
Kirk: "I ain't ever needed more than one."

[OneShot]

"All you need to get through life is love and a .45" From the movie "Love and a .45"--Oneshot

[feedthehogs]

John Wayne- from True Grit

"A gun thats unloaded and cocked aint good for nothing."

[kentucky bucky]

He puts the horses reins in his mouth, grabs a gun in each hand, and he charges the bad guys and says, "FILL YOUR HAND, YOU SON OF A B****" :D

[Stevie-Ray]

Well, this is the .44 Automag. And if properly used, it can remove the fingerprints............Clint Eastwood

It's a 50 caliber. It's only legal in 2 states, and this ain't one of em...........John Candy

You wanna shoot, or drive?.................Sam Elliot

Everybody knows the Magnum 44 is the big guy on the block...........Jim Belushi

The gun made him older!.............Clint Eastwood

It means be advised; I'm mean, nasty, and tired. I eat concertina wire and p*ss napalm, and I can put a round through a flea's a*s at 500 meters..........Clint Eastwood

You shoulda killed me, indian!............Sam Elliot

[another okie]

You got most of my favorites.

Here's one: In the movie "Seven days and six nights" (may have title slightly wrong) Harrison Ford and Ann Heche are being chased by pirates. She says she's scared. He says he's scared too, and she doesn't like his saying that. He says, "I thought that's what women wanted nowadays, men who share their true feelings, men who are open and all that." And she says (here's the line at last)

"Not when we're being chased by pirates. Then we want our men big, mean, and armed."

[NewShooter78]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like...Victory."

[cool45auto]

Saw a Dirty Harry documentary on cable earlier today. In the movie where the guys take over Alcatraz and he's partnered with a woman. She asks him something like "Why do you carry a .44 magnum when everybody else carries a .38?" and he replies "So I hit what I aim at!"

[13xx]

"when you have a gun in your mouth you can only speak in vowels " - fight club

"someone is sticking a gun in my mouth and all i can think about is how clean is the barrel" - blow

[lostdog]

Stop or my mom will shoot!!

Now he has all the guns(from "the rock")

This is for Kellet Stephens: The movie is King of new york, the scene is where christopher walken is handing a suit case to the drug lord. Mr drug lord dips both hands in and comes out with tampons......." what the f&*k is this?" christopher walken is leaned back with his hands tucked under his armpits, and replies "It's for the bullet holes, bi%$h" then proceeds to blast him with twin .45's

your either SWAT or your not

That's how you shoot.....from now on, that's how you are gonna shoot. End of Bad boys 2

[capnrik]

"Anything goes wrong, anything at all, I'm gonna blow your head off. Your fault, my fault, it don't matter, I'm gonna blow your head off."

It was John Wayne and Richard Boone, and I miss 'em both.....

[C-Note]

"Captain, I'm asking you one last time....Don't do this."
- Christian Bale in Equilibrium, just before obliterating the Sweeper Team. Guess the Captain should have listened!

[BigG]

"You make sounds like a mean little asskicker... but I ain't convinced. You keep talking, I'm gonna take your head off!" Vince Majestyk

Watch Mr. Majestyk for some good clean fun with guns and a Ford F100 pickup truck! Mr. Majestyk, starring Charles Bronson (http://www.epinions.com/content_110306102916)

[Big_R]

Most of my favorites have been covered, but from Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man:

Don Johnson to Mickey Rorque: "Squeeze the trigger, Harley. Don't yank it. It's not your D*ck."

Ryan

[MrKandiyohi]

"Your fault, my fault, nobody's fault, I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter who gets killed, no matter who gets shot, I'm gonna blow your head off." Big Jake

"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig." The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly

[pignock]

Lone Waddy - "I didn't surrender - they took my horse and made him surrender. Probably got him pulling a wagon up in Kansas."


Wales - "when I get to likin' somebody, they ain't around for long"

Waddy - I noticed when you get to dislikin' somebody, they ain' around for long either."

[Trempel]

From The Good , the Bad and the Ugly

"When you have to shoot,... shoot, don't talk!"

"There're two kinds of people in this world Tuco. The ones with loaded guns and the ones who dig. You dig."

XXX (crappy movie with this one cool line)

"You've got a bazooka. Stop thinking "police" and start thinking "Playstation" - blow s**t up!"

Lord of the Ring - the Two Towers (not really gun related)

"Your fingers will remember their strength when they grasp your sword"

[Dain Bramage]

Everybody mentions the "punk" line from DIRTY HARRY. I like what happens next.

Wounded Perp: "I gots to know."

Dirty Harry: (smiles) *Click!*

[Junior_Gunnut]

From Black Hawk Down

They're shooting at us! Sarge, they're shooting at us!!

Shoot back. *First guy starts shooting at truck w/ belt fed 50*


Another one also from BHD:


How come your not shooting?
We're not being shot at.
How can you tell?
*can't remember this line, I'll put it in later*
**BG's open up with AK's**
Now they're shooting at us!!
GG's open up with M60 and M249(I think it was both)

[Skunkabilly]

"There must be a hundred reasons why I shouldn't just blow you away, but right now, I can't think of one." Crint Far-Eastwood, The Rookie.

"I like to keep this around for close encounters." Michael Biehn, Aliens

"I say we grease this rat-:cuss: son-of-a-:cuss: right now." Bill Paxton, Aliens

"Remember, short controlled bursts." Michael Biehn, Aliens

"That's it man...game over man, game over!!!" Bill Paxton, Aliens

[Ringer]

J. B. Books> "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."

The Shootist - John Wayne's last movie

[Orbital-Burn]

"I was born to hold out"

"Uh ah ah..... eminent domain....... and people call ME paranoid"

-Burt Gummer

[txgolfer45]

See below....

[Doc]

any guy (non-hunter/non-shooter) after seeing wife's hunting photos (http://homepage.mac.com/plsmd/): "you better be nice to her!"

Me: "Naw, she likes me, YOU better be nice to her!"

[Horsesense]

Mell Gibson to Sylvester Stalone (mell looks at his .38 and then at Sylvester .45 (not sure of the caliber) how come yours is bigger than mine? Sylvester…genetics


Old guy in a John Wane movie, that I don’t remember the name of. "Don't nobody try nothin, I got the triggers wired back (on a dbl. coach gun) and I'm holding the hammers back with my thumb", as he takes a BG to the jail, while his friends look on,


Billy the Kid just after he shot a guy, with a dbl. barrel, loaded with dimes, "best $1.80 I ever spent"


Just thought of the all time best one liner. Barney Fife "where's my bullet!!??"

[larryw]

Aliens: Marine after being ordered to unload AP/explosive ammo, "What are we supposed to use, harsh language?"

[454c]

Harley Davidson and the Marlboro man
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Marlboro:Nobody learns to shoot with a 454 conversion.

Harley:I did.

Marlboro:That explains alot.


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Marlboro:If you were shootin' for s**t,you wouldn't even get a whiff.(I think thats how it went)

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Marlboro:Every time you shoot that cannon,it costs $2.00.

Harley:where are they at?

(bad guys start shooting full auto)

Marlboro:Right there and they're spending a fortune!

[BigG]

One of my favorite guilty pleasures is John Carpenter's Assault on Precinct 13 (http://www.epinions.com/mvie-review-9A6-3066B846-39A6D8A3-prod5)

Many, many good lines a few of which I'll quote here...

Napoleon Wilson: Still have the gun?
Julie: Two shots. Should I save them for the two of us?
Napoleon Wilson: Save 'em for the first two ???????s who come through that vent.

Napoleon Wilson: Gotta smoke?

Napoleon Wilson: In my situation days are like women. They're so damn precious but they all end up leaving you.

Wells: You think you're pretty fancy, Wilson.
Napoleon Wilson: I have my moments.


:D

[Labinnac]

"Away with your weapon, I mean you no harm." - Yoda

[BHPshooter]

From the Three Amigos --

Lucky Day (Steve Martin): You move and I'll fill you so full of lead, you can use your d*ck for a pencil.
El Guapo: What do you mean?
Lucky Day: I don't know.

:D :D

Same movie --

Lucky Day *sobbing*: I've been shot already!

Wes

[swampsniper]

Jeremiah Johnson , looking for a .50 Hawken, had to settle for a .30?

.30 cal, for very small Griz?

I just started a book with chinese assassins running around using "30-09" pistols. I took it back to the library.:what:

[Rebel Gunman HK]

From Last man Standing.


Bruce Willis and bad guy talking at beginning of movie..

BG: Well I guess your just gonna have to go ahead and kill me.

Bruce: It'll hurt if I do.

:D

[Bulldozer]

Usual Suspects:
(as the Baldwin fella is sighting in his AUG)... "six, seven, Lee Harvey Oswald was a ....."

Way of the Gun:
"lots of free cheese in a mouse-trap." as they proceed to fight it out with the bag men.

[Crimper-D]

"First Rank - FIRE!!!"

"Second Rank - FIRE!!!"

"Third Rank - FIRE!!!"

:D Gotta Love the way the veins pop out on his neck and forehead when he yells. :D :D :D