[seeker_two]

How manly are you/How manly is your mate? (http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?articleid=1201&trackingid=516311&bannerid=542128)

Edit: Any option involving guns scores 8 (OK, OK-- 10 ) points... :D

Any other questions they should be asking? :confused:

[Hal]

1. His idea of pampering himself includes:
• Waxing and a facial (Score = 1)
• Long shower, close shave and maybe a pedicure (Score = 2)
• Clipping his toenails and trimming his nose hair (Score = 3)
• A soft, new robe (Score = 4)
• An aromatherapy spa session with Jacques (Score = -1)


*** Beer in a bottle instead of a can (10)


2. Which best describes your guy?
• Catty (Score = 1)
• Sensitive (Score = 2)
• Special (Score = 3)
• Rugged (Score = 4)
• Bitchy (Score = -1)

***Goofy but faithful. (kinda like a big ole dog but with beer breath(10)


3. When it comes to shopping:
• He likes it more than I do (Score = 1)
• He's on a first-name basis with sales clerks all over town (Score = 2)
• He doesn't mind window shopping — much (Score = 3)
• He shops, but it's not on his list of fun things to do (Score = 4)
• The only thing he likes more is redecorating (Score = -1)

*** When it comes to shopping, I have better things to do (like get beer breath) (10)

4. What does he drive?
• Sports car (Score = 1)
• Boxster (Score = 2)
• SUV (Score = 3)
• Pickup (Score = 4)
• VW Bug (Score = -1)

*** Doesn't matter - - beer breath don'tcha know makes me co pilot or navigate.(10)

5. His medicine cabinet is stocked with:
• Tweezers to pluck his eyebrows and lots of cuticle gel (Score = 1)
• A wide selection of facial creams and lotions (Score = 2)
• Vitamins, aftershave and cologne (Score = 3)
• Antifungal spray (Score = 4)
• Makeup (Score = -1)

*** What's a medicine cabinet? Now ask about the beer in the fridge.(10)

*** I scored 50 on my "modified" quiz,,,,,time for a beer to celebrate :D

[Preacherman]

1. His idea of pampering himself includes:
• Waxing and a facial (Score = 1)
• Long shower, close shave and maybe a pedicure (Score = 2)
• Clipping his toenails and trimming his nose hair (Score = 3)
• A soft, new robe (Score = 4)
• An aromatherapy spa session with Jacques (Score = -1)

A new firearm complete with accessories (Score = 10)


2. Which best describes your guy?
• Catty (Score = 1)
• Sensitive (Score = 2)
• Special (Score = 3)
• Rugged (Score = 4)
• Bitchy (Score = -1)

Mountain Man type (Score = 10)


3. When it comes to shopping:
• He likes it more than I do (Score = 1)
• He's on a first-name basis with sales clerks all over town (Score = 2)
• He doesn't mind window shopping — much (Score = 3)
• He shops, but it's not on his list of fun things to do (Score = 4)
• The only thing he likes more is redecorating (Score = -1)

Knows all the gunshops in town (Score = 10)


4. What does he drive?
• Sports car (Score = 1)
• Boxster (Score = 2)
• SUV (Score = 3)
• Pickup (Score = 4)
• VW Bug (Score = -1)

Pickup with TruckVault filled with at least 5 firearms and lots of ammo (Score = 10)


5. His medicine cabinet is stocked with:
• Tweezers to pluck his eyebrows and lots of cuticle gel (Score = 1)
• A wide selection of facial creams and lotions (Score = 2)
• Vitamins, aftershave and cologne (Score = 3)
• Antifungal spray (Score = 4)
• Makeup (Score = -1)

Hoppe's No. 9 aftershave (Score = 10)

[ojibweindian]

My answers to the "quiz"

1. A beer, pack of cigs, a good spinning rod/reel, and five hours to kill on a saturday morning. Or hunting in the fall/winter. BTW, what the hell is waxing and a facial?

2. I'm not bitchy, I'm grumpy. Now, get the hell outta my face, I'm tryin' to fish here!

3. Shopping for anything but guns and fishing gear is pennance for some terrible sin.

4. I drive a HUGE conversion van. 'nough said.

5. I don't have a medicine chest. I DO have a Unit 1 bag, which will take care of almost anything I'd ever have go physically wrong with me. Emotional issues are solved by the answer to question 1.

[duckfoot]

Quiz: Is your guy 'girly'?

1. His idea of pampering himself includes:
• Waxing and a facial (Score = 1)
• Long shower, close shave and maybe a pedicure (Score = 2)
• Clipping his toenails and trimming his nose hair (Score = 3)
• A soft, new robe (Score = 4)
• An aromatherapy spa session with Jacques (Score = -1)
• New inserts for battered work boots (Score = 5)


2. Which best describes your guy?
• Catty (Score = 1)
• Sensitive (Score = 2)
• Special (Score = 3)
• Rugged (Score = 4)
• Bitchy (Score = -1)
• Used, downtrodden and taken advantage of by few, respected, responsible and honorable to most (Score = 5)


3. When it comes to shopping:
• He likes it more than I do (Score = 1)
• He's on a first-name basis with sales clerks all over town (Score = 2)
• He doesn't mind window shopping — much (Score = 3)
• He shops, but it's not on his list of fun things to do (Score = 4)
• The only thing he likes more is redecorating (Score = -1)
• There's only tools, power tools, and guns (Score = 5)


4. What does he drive?
• Sports car (Score = 1)
• Boxster (Score = 2)
• SUV (Score = 3)
• Pickup (Score = 4)
• VW Bug (Score = -1)
• A vehicle that's paid for (Score = 5)


5. His medicine cabinet is stocked with:
• Tweezers to pluck his eyebrows and lots of cuticle gel (Score = 1)
• A wide selection of facial creams and lotions (Score = 2)
• Vitamins, aftershave and cologne (Score = 3)
• Antifungal spray (Score = 4)
• Makeup (Score = -1)
• Medical staple gun (Score = 5)


How well did your fella fare?

0-5: A girl.

6-10: A girl .

11-20: Not sure.

20-24: He's a man.

25: He is all that is "MAN"

[seeker_two]

Used, downtrodden and taken advantage of by few, respected, responsible and honorable to most (Score = 5)

Hey! When did you start living my life?... :scrutiny:

[duckfoot]

Hey! When did you start living my life?...

Sorry bout that, couldn't let that one question in the quiz pass. Tired of Dr. Phil and such telling America that men got problems because some of us, work hard, treat women with respect and honesty, and seeing to our family’s needs first, BEFORE our own.

Better stop now, before I get worked up.

“rant off”

[DigitalWarrior]

If guns=manliness I bet Runt is more manly than me. And you. And Chesty Puller.

I really wonder why this hasn't been closed yet, regardles of it's (tenuous)link to guns.

[Skunkabilly]

None of all the stuff on there applied to me.

As I suspected: I am off the charts on manliness.

"I'm a young stud, my gun says Colt on it!" --Denny Hansen

[Dave Markowitz]

<sniffs under left arm>

<sniffs under right arm>

Yep, MANLY alright. :D

[duckfoot]

If guns=manliness I bet Runt is more manly than me. And you. And Chesty Puller.
I really wonder why this hasn't been closed yet, regardles of it's (tenuous)link to guns.

It’s just a exercise of the mind. Have fun with it.

Threads like these, keep this place alive, and growing.

I don't want to see the "need prays" threads shutdown because they are not gun related. I think our mods use good jugement when it comes to keeping a happy middle.

[seeker_two]

I feel for you, Duck. And I think the mods may let this one float (after all, I DID connect it to guns...;) )

If guns=manliness I bet Runt is more manly than me. And you. And Chesty Puller.

Put together, runt, Tamara, and sheslinger are probably more manly than the 4th ID... :what:

(Imagining a new version of "Charlie's Angels" w/ Skunk as Bosley & R Lee Ermey as Charlie... :evil: )

[Monkeyleg]

Quiz: Is your guy 'girly'?

1. His idea of pampering himself includes:
• Waxing and a facial (Score = 1)
• Long shower, close shave and maybe a pedicure (Score = 2)
• Clipping his toenails and trimming his nose hair (Score = 3)
• A soft, new robe (Score = 4)
• An aromatherapy spa session with Jacques (Score = -1)
• Using wax to get at rusted threads on bolts (Score= ?)

2. Which best describes your guy?
• Catty (Score = 1)
• Sensitive (Score = 2)
• Special (Score = 3)
• Rugged (Score = 4)
• Bitchy (Score = -1)
• Skinny with a beer gut; screams at liberals on TV (Score=?)

3. When it comes to shopping:
• He likes it more than I do (Score = 1)
• He's on a first-name basis with sales clerks all over town (Score = 2)
• He doesn't mind window shopping — much (Score = 3)
• He shops, but it's not on his list of fun things to do (Score = 4)
• The only thing he likes more is redecorating (Score = -1)
• He'd rather drink Hoppes #9 (Score=?)

4. What does he drive?
• Sports car (Score = 1)
• Boxster (Score = 2)
• SUV (Score = 3)
• Pickup (Score = 4)
• VW Bug (Score = -1)
• The one he just did a brake job on (Score=?)


5. His medicine cabinet is stocked with:
• Tweezers to pluck his eyebrows and lots of cuticle gel (Score = 1)
• A wide selection of facial creams and lotions (Score = 2)
• Vitamins, aftershave and cologne (Score = 3)
• Antifungal spray (Score = 4)
• Makeup (Score = -1)
• Band-Aids to take care of the after-brake-job bleeding (Score=?)

[gun-fucious]

do i get any manliness points for having a .308, AK-47 derivative, in my VW Bug?

[Monkeyleg]

"do i get any manliness points for having a .308, AK-47 derivative, in my VW Bug?"

Five points. Ten if you have it mounted on the roof of the Bug.

[bedlamite]

fifteen if the bug looks like this:

http://members.lsol.net/beebe/72baja.jpg

[Elmer Snerd]

The Bada** Test (http://www.badassmofo.com/badasstest/) barely squeaks by on a technicality as gun related by having some gun-related questions on it.

[George Hill]

A hundred if your Suzuki Samurai looks like this:
http://www.madogre.com/images/gjjack.JPG

[Nekron]

Is that Samurai covered with spray-on bed liner??

That'd be kinda hot in the summer, but it looks very :cool:! You could do it in a camo pattern for extra points. (Ha!)

[Skunkabilly]

George, who's on the right?

Did you use the M1A crinkle paint on that Suzuki??

[Kharn]

George Hill:
Please tell me that's not Line-X.

Kharn

[keyhole]

Hey, I have seen some bedliner painted pickups. Makes an old worn out one look great!


Maybe a carbon fiber body??
Would give you a +15 on the manliness scale!

[BryanP]

I was told that "You're so manly" is womanspeak for "You really need a shower and a shave." :D

[Archie]

Put together, runt, Tamara, and sheslinger are probably more manly than the 4th ID... (Imagining a new version of "Charlie's Angels" w/ Skunk as Bosley & R Lee Ermey as Charlie... )

Seeker Two, that is just too good!!!!!

Won't fly in Hollywood, as Runt, Tamara and Sheslinger offend politically correct version of femininity... which is to say, they are really women.


Okay.....
1. His idea of pampering himself includes:
• Waxing and a facial (Score = 1)
• Long shower, close shave and maybe a pedicure (Score = 2)
• Clipping his toenails and trimming his nose hair (Score = 3)
• A soft, new robe (Score = 4)
• An aromatherapy spa session with Jacques (Score = -1)

I do trim my finger and toenails and nose hair. A decent robe would be pampering. Real pampering would be a deep muscle massage with Jill, not Jacques.

2. Which best describes your guy?
• Catty (Score = 1)
• Sensitive (Score = 2)
• Special (Score = 3)
• Rugged (Score = 4)
• Bitchy (Score = -1)

"Special" I suppose. And faithful and dependable, most of the time.

3. When it comes to shopping:
• He likes it more than I do (Score = 1)
• He's on a first-name basis with sales clerks all over town (Score = 2)
• He doesn't mind window shopping — much (Score = 3)
• He shops, but it's not on his list of fun things to do (Score = 4)
• The only thing he likes more is redecorating (Score = -1)

What are we shopping for? For guns or tools is fun; for clothes and household stuff, when I have to. Groceries are a have to (usually my lovely bride does it.)

4. What does he drive?
• Sports car (Score = 1)
• Boxster (Score = 2)
• SUV (Score = 3)
• Pickup (Score = 4)
• VW Bug (Score = -1)

I drive a station wagon masquerading as an SUV (Hyundai Santa Fe. It carries what I need to carry and gets decent mileage and the air conditioner and radio work.) I drove an old 240Z Datsun because it went real fast and cornered well and I liked it.

5. His medicine cabinet is stocked with:
• Tweezers to pluck his eyebrows and lots of cuticle gel (Score = 1)
• A wide selection of facial creams and lotions (Score = 2)
• Vitamins, aftershave and cologne (Score = 3)
• Antifungal spray (Score = 4)
• Makeup (Score = -1)

Mostly shaving gear, some aftershave (English Leather or Clubman), and the first aid stuff. Some antifungal ointment and the like. Q-tips because car keys don't reach far enough into ears.

Scoring: Who cares? I know who I am.

[Skunkabilly]

(Imagining a new version of "Charlie's Angels" w/ Skunk as Bosley & R Lee Ermey as Charlie... )

Who's Bosley, does he drive a carbon fiber Honda?

[Correia]

1. His idea of pampering himself includes:
• Waxing and a facial (Score = 1)
• Long shower, close shave and maybe a pedicure (Score = 2)
• Clipping his toenails and trimming his nose hair (Score = 3)
• A soft, new robe (Score = 4)
• An aromatherapy spa session with Jacques (Score = -1)
• Killing and eating large mammals with his bare hands (Score = 5)

2. Which best describes your guy?
• Catty (Score = 1)
• Sensitive (Score = 2)
• Special (Score = 3)
• Rugged (Score = 4)
• Bitchy (Score = -1)
• Threw the census taker down a flight of stairs (Score = 5)

3. When it comes to shopping:
• He likes it more than I do (Score = 1)
• He's on a first-name basis with sales clerks all over town (Score = 2)
• He doesn't mind window shopping — much (Score = 3)
• He shops, but it's not on his list of fun things to do (Score = 4)
• The only thing he likes more is redecorating (Score = -1)
• Drove a bulldozer through a Bed, Bath, & Beyond store (Score = 5)

4. What does he drive?
• Sports car (Score = 1)
• Boxster (Score = 2)
• SUV (Score = 3)
• Pickup (Score = 4)
• VW Bug (Score = -1)
• Nothing. Caught his Chevy Caprice interceptor on fire trying to fix the fuel pump. (Score = 5)


5. His medicine cabinet is stocked with:
• Tweezers to pluck his eyebrows and lots of cuticle gel (Score = 1)
• A wide selection of facial creams and lotions (Score = 2)
• Vitamins, aftershave and cologne (Score = 3)
• Antifungal spray (Score = 4)
• Makeup (Score = -1)
• Superglue, thread, a big needle (Score = 5)

[seeker_two]

Is this Bosley?....

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1025/1523_0052.jpg

Or is this Bosley?...

http://image.pathfinder.com/ew/img/daily/568/ca_l.jpg

Either way, he gets to hang around the Angels... :evil:

[gryphon]

How are you supposed to score that when there are no answers for me to select. None of them fit the way I would answer?!

Remember! It's a man's life in the British Army!

[ed dixon]

He takes "manliness polls" -- (Score = -100).:neener:

[seeker_two]

How are you supposed to score that when there are no answers for me to select. None of them fit the way I would answer?!

Read my first post. Add your own answers....

He takes "manliness polls" -- (Score = -100).

He needs MSN to tell him if he's "manly" or not--(Score = -500). :neener: :neener: