[svtruth]

in a Wal-Mart.
found a WalMart People Greeter badge on the street. On the back is a series of code words and the conditions they signify.
White>accident
Blue>Bomb
Red>Fire
Black>Weather
green>Hostage
Orange>Chemical
Adam>Missing Child
Brown>Shooting Situation

[Dope]

I can think of something else that will be brown in a shooting situation. My underwear!

Dope

[Jorg]

Thanks for this informative gun-related post.

[Justin]

Please, no setting out bait for the Wal*Mart haters.