Mall Ninja Glock Attachment For Your AR


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ashtxsniper
August 20, 2008, 06:20 PM
I thought I had seen it all till now. Check out this gizmo that attaches a Glock 19 to your AR. http://www.fab-defense.com/en/weapon-m16-m4-ar15/id-50/univeral-tactical-attachment-for-glock-19.html

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Cougfan2
August 20, 2008, 06:32 PM
I think it was George Carlin that said "if you take a hammer and attach two things together that have never been attached together before, some smuck will buy it".

hotshotshoting
August 20, 2008, 06:37 PM
isnt that putting a stock on a pistol?

VegasOPM
August 20, 2008, 06:40 PM
Wow, just wow...:scrutiny:

P. Plainsman
August 20, 2008, 06:41 PM
Next from the same company: Patrol Car Attachment for your Glock 19.

Works great in combination with the Glock 19 to AR Attachment. Synergistic! Keep your patrol rifle, sidearm, and vehicle all clamped together for easy use.

Oh yeah.

isn't that putting a stock on a pistol?
Interesting point. I'm not up on NFA metaphysics, but presumably the mfr would argue, "it's not a 'weapon made from a rifle' with a 3" barrel (which would be an SBR) -- rather, it's two weapons -- a non-NFA pistol and a non-NFA rifle -- that just happen to be connected." They might add, "so you're saying that if I duct tape a pistol to a rifle, then I've just engaged in an illegal 'making' under the NFA? That'd be stupid."

Not that stupid has always stopped the BATFE.

rdrancher
August 20, 2008, 06:58 PM
I don't know about you...but I NEED one of these.
http://www.fab-defense.com/en/category-butt-stocks/id-52/glock-tactical-stock.html

rd

ashtxsniper
August 20, 2008, 07:21 PM
If you look somehow all the glocks on their site have grown external hammers.

3pairs12
August 20, 2008, 07:26 PM
Good eye had to go back and look. What up with that?

Loomis
August 20, 2008, 07:26 PM
Here's a link with all those whacky glock accessories:

http://www.israeli-weapons.com/store/side_arm-accessories/side_arm-accessories.htm

I like this one:

http://www.israeli-weapons.com/store/side_arm-accessories/p5.htm

janobles14
August 20, 2008, 07:32 PM
man pretty soon the rails are going to have rails. :)

kingpin008
August 20, 2008, 08:25 PM
man pretty soon the rails are going to have rails.

Wait, you mean your rails don't have rails?

Get with it, dude. :neener:

Dr. Tad Hussein Winslow
August 20, 2008, 08:34 PM
I thought that was the point of rails? To attach multi-railed accessory rails, to which you attach multi-railed accessory rails, and so one, growing them exponentially - the man with the most rails wins.

As for the original question:
(a) this thing is old news,
(b) It's silly for "mere citizens" because why would you use a pistol when you have a rifle? But the theory is suppressed subsonic 9mm pistol....just taking out a sentry? Use the pistol and stay quiet...but if the S hits the F, then you have your carbine to do real fighting.
(c) As for the other product, obviously in the USA, you'd better not buy and put it on your pistol that without some papers from the gummint - that's SBR.
(d) As for whether the first thingy is an SBR - hmm, good question, but I seriously doubt it, because you have to have a longgun to put it on, which makes it nonconcealable, which is the point of the SBR law.

Lex
August 20, 2008, 08:37 PM
"Hood Appeal".


"Oh snap, dey be shoot-in' "

larry starling
August 20, 2008, 08:41 PM
Looks like crap!!!!!

thunderstorm
August 20, 2008, 08:52 PM
Wow….. ok I think I reached the end of the internet, its time to turn off and step away from the computer

hirundo82
August 20, 2008, 08:57 PM
If you look somehow all the glocks on their site have grown external hammers.

I think they are showing their "Glock Cocking Handle (http://www.israeli-weapons.com/store/side_arm-accessories/p9.htm)." I guess such an accessory could be useful for "Israeli carry" (hammer down, chamber empty).

john917v
August 20, 2008, 09:16 PM
http://www.fab-defense.com/en/catego...cal-stock.html

Yeah, if you get that stock, you will look just like the 'specops' guys in the photo above it. That is, IF you let them see you, since you will also have invisibility camo, and the ability to climb walls!

Speedo66
August 20, 2008, 10:50 PM
I think if I showed up for annual requal at our academy range with any of those things on my Glock, they'd remove my gun and send me for a psych evalution! :eek:

SuperNaut
August 20, 2008, 11:14 PM
You guys have it all backwards. You are able to attach an AR to a GLOCK, not a GLOCK to an AR.

Psywarrior13
August 20, 2008, 11:16 PM
Wow….. ok I think I reached the end of the internet, its time to turn off and step away from the computer

Sadly I think it may only be the tip of the iceberg of these "internet gems" ... Thanks to the efforts of Master Gecko more of these Mall Ninja gear will be appearing to fill the ranks of the Lesser Geckos....:D

Prepster
August 20, 2008, 11:19 PM
I want to see a brass knuckle attachment for the pistol's grip so when I run out of 30 round glock magazines loaded with Extreme Shock ammo and my AR's barrel is on fire from such heavy duty use I can punch my way through any remaining assailants.

SuperNaut
August 20, 2008, 11:45 PM
Here's my new product idea: GUNCHUCKS!

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/MojoPhilter/Self/gunchucks.png

I'll make millions.

CWL
August 20, 2008, 11:54 PM
After seeing that attachment, I feel a strong desire to kick someone in the nuts.

BlackJackal
August 20, 2008, 11:54 PM
Ya i think if your out of ammo for a 30 rounder for your m4 and you need to switch to the glock mounted under your gun then your way over your head and probably should let the police deal with the problem :P

Hoppy590
August 20, 2008, 11:58 PM
"so you're saying that if I duct tape a pistol to a rifle, then I've just engaged in an illegal 'making' under the NFA? That'd be stupid."


well a shoe string attached to a rifle is a machinegun, so ya, dont over estimate the BATFE

azhunter122
August 20, 2008, 11:59 PM
Wow! That is so stupid it is not even funny! And to think that someone spent countless hours just to make this! It's a waste of materials and a good Glock! :cuss:

hotshotshoting
August 21, 2008, 12:31 AM
i would much rather see someone invest in this than that......


would solve alot of problems

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/1495/emogunwl1.jpg

TAB
August 21, 2008, 12:50 AM
wow, just wow.

Powderman
August 21, 2008, 01:10 AM
SuperNaut--Oh. My. Gosh.

That's just not RIGHT! Gunchucks?!?!

I just goobered all over my keyboard.

coyotehitman
August 21, 2008, 01:13 AM
isnt that putting a stock on a pistol?

Nope, it is putting an AR on a pistol.

freddd
August 21, 2008, 01:18 AM
I know I'm about to get flamed, but isn't it funny how you only see this kind of time/money wastes for Glocks? :)

glockman19
August 21, 2008, 01:22 AM
Looks like a forward pistol grip....not allowed in CA.

Ben Shepherd
August 21, 2008, 01:35 AM
Glock owners/entusiasts I'm sorry in advance, but I've been waiting YEARS for this opportunity:)-

A GLOCK IS A "MALL-NINJA" ATTACHMENT!!!

Running for the door now......

Kind of Blued
August 21, 2008, 06:49 AM
(d) As for whether the first thingy is an SBR - hmm, good question, but I seriously doubt it, because you have to have a longgun to put it on, which makes it nonconcealable, which is the point of the SBR law.

But, see, you used logic in regards to a potential ATF decision, so your point is moot. :)

This thread is just too much... :uhoh:

Quite frankly, I'm not impressed, as I'm reminded of this:

http://www.thehighroad.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=83395&d=1219315911

PTK
August 21, 2008, 07:31 AM
SuperNaut

I raise Nun-chucks. Your move!

http://members.dslextreme.com/users/henk/images/nun%20chucks.jpg

Quoheleth
August 21, 2008, 11:21 AM
After seeing that attachment, I feel a strong desire to kick someone in the nuts.

OK...who's gonna buy me a new computer screen & keyboard...I just sprayed Dr. Pepper all across mine with this comment...

Don't know why it strikes me as so funny, but even now, typing this, I'm still s******ing.

And the Nun-Chucks...[guffaw]

Ok...my secretary is wondering what I'm doing, so I gotta get to work...

Q

NG VI
August 21, 2008, 11:26 AM
Not that stupid has EVER stopped the BATFE.


Fixed it for you!

blkbrd666
August 21, 2008, 11:48 AM
Definitely something Glocko45 would carry...he probably already has one.

TheDriver
August 21, 2008, 11:50 AM
I think I threw up a little bit. Also, VZ58s on the top of the company page, right? But they aren't very tacticool!

LawofThirds
August 21, 2008, 12:03 PM
Did anyone else see the muzzle mounted tire deflator or the rail mounted window breaker?

I think a whole new level of useless has been reached.

everallm
August 21, 2008, 02:09 PM
No the "Glock cocking handle" is a gem

http://www.israeli-weapons.com/store/side_arm-accessories/p9.htm

http://www.israeli-weapons.com/store/side_arm-accessories/p113.jpg

Even the write up could have been from Gecko45



* Enables single-handed cocking of Glock handgun
* Useful when one hand is injured
* Useful when driving: enables driver to cock weapon while keeping one hand on the wheel
* Almost any common object can provide counter pressure for charging a Glock with cocking handle: belt, pants waist, vest, railing, table, chair
Fits all Glock pistols
* Cocking handle base replaces slide cover plate
* Quick attachment & removal of handle to/from plate while base remains mounted
* Switches quickly to adapt to left-handed or right handed shooters
* Durable steel construction
* Ideal for emergency situations

shooting4life
August 21, 2008, 02:10 PM
I am pretty sure that would fall under nfa as a SBR. YMMV

jjohnson
August 21, 2008, 02:48 PM
Oh, fer cryin' out loud. :scrutiny:

That just looks stupid. While there's a pretty good argument for slinging an M203 under your M16/M4 because you can do with a 40mm what you can't do with the mousegun, what can you do with the pistol under the assault rifle?:confused:

Other than get the BATFE excited and want to get liberal (more liberal?) in their interpretation of some statute that they could arrest you for?:uhoh:

anythingshiny
August 21, 2008, 04:55 PM
hmmm...if ya'll can't spell...how am i to trust my life to your uber tacticool schwag???

"Univeral Tactical Attachment For Glock 19"

univeral...like visceral? or unicycle?

OOOXOOO
August 21, 2008, 05:00 PM
I personally want to see a set up like that on a quad rail AR. Imagine four pistols and a rifle, that will keep our malls safe.

FourTeeFive
August 21, 2008, 05:42 PM
I agree that the pistol mount on the AR is ridiculous.

However, quite a bit of this stuff is used for Glocks by security forces. Especially the shoulder stock and foregrip, which are particularly handy for the full-auto Glock 18.

Just because shoulder stocked pistols are considered short-barrel rifles in the USA doesn't mean they're a bad idea.

http://www.zahal.org/rifle/p22.htm

hankdatank1362
August 21, 2008, 06:21 PM
http://www.israeli-weapons.com/store/side_arm-accessories/main/p4.jpgHmm.. you think that magazine base- rail adaptor qualifies as a VFG?

Sylvan-Forge
August 21, 2008, 06:40 PM
PTK, thank you for posting "Nun-Chucks"!
:D
That's a hall-of-famer!

.

Eyesac
August 21, 2008, 06:49 PM
HAHAHAAHA! That's awesome! Who things up this stuff!?

19-3Ben
August 21, 2008, 11:15 PM
Oh my lord. This is the funniest thread I have ever read. Between the actual tacticool products, nut kicking, gun-chucks, nun-chucks, 4 pistols on a rifle...oh man, the material is just endless.

jasonguerard
August 21, 2008, 11:33 PM
Ben Shepherd
Glock owners/entusiasts I'm sorry in advance, but I've been waiting YEARS for this opportunity-

A GLOCK IS A "MALL-NINJA" ATTACHMENT!!!

Running for the door now......

Wait Ben, I thought Glocks were perfection:what: ...... adding an accessory would imply there was something missing. NO NO I can feel my entire universe collapsing around me. I must get to the mall before the world implodes !
Notice how you've never seen this kind of crap for a 1911 or it's cousins? :neener:

velobard
August 21, 2008, 11:44 PM
No the "Glock cocking handle" is a gem

http://www.israeli-weapons.com/store...ssories/p9.htm



I know we're just having fun here, but I want to sincerely thank you for posting that cocking handle. I know a quad in a wheelchair who jury-rigged something like this for the slide of his gun from a clipdraw. He's has limited use of his hands, but he can still point and shoot, he just couldn't rack the slide. This sort of attachment has a legitimate use for some of the more vulnerable members of our society, the ones who need 2A protection and don't have the option of running away from a threat.

jaholder1971
August 21, 2008, 11:48 PM
To quote Dave Chappelle:

"That's the Gayest @#$% I've ever seen."

Dr. Tad Hussein Winslow
August 21, 2008, 11:55 PM
After seeing that attachment, I feel a strong desire to kick someone in the nuts.

I would like to introduce you to Josh Sugarrman.

Gunsby_Blazen
August 21, 2008, 11:56 PM
That is a stupid idea….
But, I instantly came up with a better way of doing that.
Which is more sad????

Now, should I post my idea here??? Or should I go to see if there is a patent on it already?
I think you could attach any handgun to any under-rail with my idea here…..
Or attaching rifles to other rifles to that matter… ( I know, very stupid)

FourTeeFive
August 22, 2008, 04:15 AM
I know we're just having fun here, but I want to sincerely thank you for posting that cocking handle. I know a quad in a wheelchair who jury-rigged something like this for the slide of his gun from a clipdraw. He's has limited use of his hands, but he can still point and shoot, he just couldn't rack the slide. This sort of attachment has a legitimate use for some of the more vulnerable members of our society, the ones who need 2A protection and don't have the option of running away from a threat.

It makes sense if you do the "Israeli Draw" where you carry with a full magazine but nothing in the chamber. Especially if your other hand is busy pulling someone to safety, etc. and you need to go for your pistol. Not debating that style of carry, but it does make sense. And for those who have done some one-handed drills it makes even more sense.

ugaarguy
August 22, 2008, 07:11 AM
The Israelis have developed some interesting gun stuff in constant efforts to gain any advantage over their enemies. When you're surrounded by hostile nations and under constant attack you'll try almost anything to get an edge. Even if something doesn't work as well as you imagined it might spark a better idea that does work well.

As for one handed cocking, LAPD SIS had Kimber flatten the top of the slide and square the leading edge of the rear sight on the SIS 1911s so the slide could be cycled one handed.

CleverNickname
August 22, 2008, 10:22 AM
The ATF considers the stock on the AR to also be the stock on the Glock, when used with that attachment. You'd either need to register it as an SBR, or find another barrel that's over 16" long.

30mag
August 22, 2008, 11:05 AM
"Did anyone else see the muzzle mounted tire deflator or the rail mounted window breaker?"

It's actually a window BRAKER... :S

And, wouldn't having a handgun attached to a rifle entirely defeat the purpose of a handgun?

Mr. D
August 22, 2008, 11:25 AM
I thought "gunchucks" was another name for Chuck Norris's pointer fingers. :D

~Dale

Darthbauer
August 22, 2008, 11:58 AM
I can feel my teeth rotting from all the kool-aid.

hotshotshoting
August 22, 2008, 12:29 PM
"The Israelis have developed some interesting gun stuff in constant efforts to gain any advantage over their enemies. When you're surrounded by hostile nations and under constant attack you'll try almost anything to get an edge."

perhaps a better edge would be carrying with a loaded chamber....

FourTeeFive
August 22, 2008, 03:23 PM
The "Israeli Draw" is a weird thing to see:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdZ3hZ8y-w

That said, whatever works for them!

blackcash88
August 22, 2008, 03:47 PM
I think they are showing their "Glock Cocking Handle." I guess such an accessory could be useful for "Israeli carry" (hammer down, chamber empty).

Oh, so that's what that thing is. I thought maybe it was the aftermarket slide plate with the "fun" switch on it turning into basically a select fire G18. Actually, it looks like it's for one handed cocking as you can hook the attachment on your belt or holster and push down to rack the slide.

As for the Glock mount on an AR? That's über gay. :rolleyes:

hotshotshoting
August 22, 2008, 04:07 PM
hopefully they will never encounter anyone in a tight corridor.... how would they ever get their stance setup and have their elbows out enough to rack the slide.....

i just dont see that can possibly be as fast as drawing without having to chamber a round....

blackcash88
August 22, 2008, 04:35 PM
What's wrong with already having a round chambered? Glocks are designed to be carried this way and I do it all the time without a problem. Besides, you can already have in in your hand since they say it doubles as a forward grip.

FourTeeFive
August 22, 2008, 05:24 PM
hopefully they will never encounter anyone in a tight corridor.... how would they ever get their stance setup and have their elbows out enough to rack the slide.....

i just dont see that can possibly be as fast as drawing without having to chamber a round....

All good points, but there seem to be a lot of professionals there that do this and encounter badness on a regular basis. Like I said, guess it works for them!

hotshotshoting
August 22, 2008, 05:32 PM
i would assume that their pistols would be last resort and really don't get to use them that much... tanks, rockets, rifles, smgs, and then pistol that seems to be the correct order of things with rockets and tanks being a tie..

hotshotshoting
August 22, 2008, 05:39 PM
i found the most amusing part the dive rolling out from cover then chambering a round....


as he rolls out he would have been shot at least 4 times

1st i would never have had an unloaded chamber...
2nd if i did have an unloaded chamber i would have chamberd before coming out of cover...
and 3rd i dont think i would do a dive roll... i would probably peek out the side and then throw a grenade :P

blackcash88
August 22, 2008, 06:10 PM
As for the dive roll, that mount looks pretty fragile, too.

Nakanokalronin
August 23, 2008, 02:50 AM
Note: Don't buy anything from "FAB" Defense....:confused:

gaucho1
August 23, 2008, 03:42 AM
That is actually how the female
queen in Alien got pregnant.

blackcash88
August 23, 2008, 10:47 AM
Huh?

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