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Drgong
August 29, 2008, 11:17 AM
What is a Mall Ninja to do when he needs trama plates to take .308s

Police in Roy say they arrested a would-be ninja after he allegedly tried to rob some people sitting on a porch last night.
The victims reported the man was dressed as one of the legendary Japanese assassins -- in black and carrying a machete, in lieu of a samurai sword.
Roy Police Sgt. Curtis Gibson said the group was sitting on a porch near 5100 South and 1950 West about 10 p.m. when the suspect approached.
Though he had the machete, it was a .22-caliber pistol that he pointed at them, demanding money and drugs, police say.
Some of the porch-dwellers ran and found a police officer at a nearby traffic stop. Police arrested the man a few minutes later.
He was booked into the Weber County jail on suspicion of robbery and assault.


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kevindsingleton
August 29, 2008, 11:37 AM
Ninja's always have the best gonj!

Darthbauer
August 29, 2008, 11:47 AM
What is a Mall Ninja to do when he needs trama plates to take .308s



Its sepi plates held on with duct tape
Its not .308, its .338 Lapua



Get your mall ninja facts straight. :neener:

Zip7
August 29, 2008, 12:11 PM
I need to go check my porch to see if any "porch-dwellers" are living there. I didn't know people lived on porches now :eek:

Journalism school must suck.

Aguila Blanca
August 29, 2008, 01:13 PM
Gecko45 is (was?) a MALL Ninja, not a faux Ninja. This Ninja wannabe apparently hadn't progressed to the invisibility training, or the police could never have found him when they responded.

RP88
August 29, 2008, 01:58 PM
if he had wall-walker boots, he probably would have never been caught...

ieszu
August 29, 2008, 02:16 PM
And he wouldn't have walked away, he would have ridden in style in his "Tactical Wheelbarrow" :)

scndactive
August 29, 2008, 02:27 PM
I don't get the gecko.45 jokes.

I understand he is a mall ninja but.....

I guess I will do a search.

misANTHrope
August 29, 2008, 02:34 PM
I don't get the gecko.45 jokes.

I understand he is a mall ninja but.....

I guess I will do a search.

http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Hoppy590
August 29, 2008, 03:07 PM
"If Plan A is to take multiple .338 shots to the back, you really need to come up with a Plan B.”

motto of my life

Treo
August 29, 2008, 04:15 PM
I understand he is a mall ninja but.....

No Grass hopper not a mall ninja. He was the mall ninja

SCKimberFan
August 29, 2008, 04:37 PM
I thought I saw a mall ninja once, but he was an impostor. True ninjas are invisible.

Omaha-BeenGlockin
August 29, 2008, 06:18 PM
Gecko45 is what started the whole internet Mall Ninja story.

DRYHUMOR
August 30, 2008, 08:16 PM
That reminds me...

I'm so tactical....

RH822
August 30, 2008, 10:18 PM
That reminds me...

I'm so tactical....

No No No, do not go there again.
That was some scary reading.

Drgong
August 30, 2008, 10:20 PM
better yet, look at the newly minted so "I'm to tatical" to the same music to "i'm to sexy"

Talk about scary...

Dookie
August 31, 2008, 02:21 AM
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m67/shelbyfan/fun%201/ninjas.jpg

scrat
August 31, 2008, 03:45 PM
omg darwin award

scndactive
September 1, 2008, 03:58 PM
I get it now, thats one of the funniest things I have heard in along time.

I know this guy, he worked at the apts. I used to live at, he carryed a cane sword, a 3 foot Maglight, and fake hand cuffs.

he filed assalt charges on a 7yo that threw a tricycle at him :scrutiny:

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