Yes, it's true. The mall ninja has returned and will be on the big screen soon. For those of you unfamiliar with the origins of the term "mall ninja," read the background of Gecko45. It's long but well worth the read. http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
Now, back to the movie. Columbia Pictures is releasing a mall ninja type movie after the first of the year called Paul Blart: Mall Cop. It might actually be funny. Previews at http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=paul+blart+mall+cop&search_type=&aq=f
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November 4, 2008, 12:07 AM
Oh God, I'm dying laughing this stuff! I have always heard the term, just didn't realize that it had a real beginning!
November 4, 2008, 12:28 AM
You call that guy a Mall Cop? Where's his .338 lapua?
November 4, 2008, 08:51 AM
Paul Blart, the Gecko45 Story.
November 4, 2008, 08:55 AM
Hey! I've been to that mall. Good thing I stayed on the right side of the law!
November 4, 2008, 09:36 AM
They should have done it with Larry the cable guy "Mall Lawman"
November 4, 2008, 10:03 PM
And apparently he resurfaced in 2006 on 9x19mm.com...