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offthepaper
November 4, 2008, 02:34 PM
Does anyone have a link to the original Gecko45, mall ninja, posting? I tried the search function, but wasn't able to find the original story/posting by him. Can anyone help? thanks.

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blkbrd666
November 4, 2008, 02:44 PM
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

MikePGS
November 4, 2008, 02:44 PM
theres the shrine of the mall ninja at http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/ which has them, but not sure if any board still has the originals.

98C5
November 4, 2008, 02:53 PM
Also:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=131609714


:p

LTB15J
November 4, 2008, 03:01 PM
lol, never has such an idiot received so much undue publicity for his moronic actions.

harmonic
November 4, 2008, 03:10 PM
never has such an idiot received so much undue publicity for his moronic actions.

He wasn't an idiot. He was a highly trained professional who was poking fun at all the internet idiots who claim to know about weapons and tactics.

harmonic
November 4, 2008, 03:12 PM
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

That's not the right one.

Here's the original in its entirety.

http://www.geocities.com/suketh.geo/gun/mall_ninja.html

My favorite line in the entire discourse:

If plan A is for you to take multiple rounds of .308 in your back, I would come up with a plan B.

And this one:

I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls.

C'mon, you mean you can't tell when somebody's pulling your chain?

rdrancher
November 4, 2008, 04:00 PM
Some of the funniest gun stuff ever.


rd

bdickens
November 4, 2008, 04:30 PM
Gecko45 is satire.

unisonic12
November 4, 2008, 04:44 PM
lol, never has such an idiot received so much undue publicity for his moronic actions.

You forgot about Gunkid and his tactical wheelbarrow. He's behind bars now.

http://thelawdogfiles.blogspot.com/2006/07/target-is-dismounted-troll-in-open.html

IN>IL
November 4, 2008, 05:15 PM
Ah, the real professional mall ninja... I have never laughed so hard in my life. I too, as a college professor, duct tape ceramic plates to my back in order to stop multiple .308 rounds.

And like the ninja, I also keep extra plates in my briefcase so I can protect my head while absorbing sniper .308 shots to protect my students while they put together the collapsable .50 cal to return fire!

Of course, I only do this after I get permission from local LEO.

Kind of Blued
November 4, 2008, 06:56 PM
lol, never has such an idiot received so much undue publicity for his moronic actions.

...man, I really wish I could make a political comment. :)

Oops, I indirectly circumvented the rule. ;)

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