You know you are a gun nut in a Christmas mood when.


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America
November 20, 2008, 06:37 PM
You start wondering if it is possible to make a Xmas tree out of Red and Green shotgun shells.

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Jorg Nysgerrig
November 20, 2008, 06:46 PM
You know you're a incurable gun nut when you know of the top off your head where you can get red and green shotgun shell Christmas lights:

http://www.cabelas.com/link-12/product/0041299620315a.shtml

:)

jnyork
November 20, 2008, 06:55 PM
....you deck the halls with some really great targets you have shot.

America
November 20, 2008, 07:41 PM
You know you are a gun nut in a Christmas mood when you try to make all the xmas lights on the top of your house fire off like tracer rounds.

natecade1
November 20, 2008, 07:41 PM
you get hoppes #9 scented candles to set the holiday modd in your house.

JImbothefiveth
November 20, 2008, 07:44 PM
You dress up as tactical Santa, concealing 2 full-size pistols in your beard holster. Of course, rather than using pillows, you achieve the belly size by wearing multiple kevlar vests.

moojpg2
November 20, 2008, 07:45 PM
you cut your real christmas tree down with a saw (m249 that is :D)

Mousegun
November 20, 2008, 07:54 PM
You stop Santa's sleigh and take him shooting at midnight when we all know his time is limited.

America
November 20, 2008, 07:55 PM
You know you are a gun nut in a Christmas mood when all the deer on the Santa's sled in your yard have bales of hay behind them.

NeoSpud
November 20, 2008, 07:55 PM
you get hoppes #9 scented candles to set the holiday modd in your house.
Oh man, please tell me someone actually makes those!

If not, I think I'm going to do it myself... :D

moojpg2
November 20, 2008, 08:03 PM
your wife asks you not to put up the machine gun belt wreath outside

ants
November 20, 2008, 08:15 PM
You know that Rudolph's illuminated nose is one MOA at 100 yards.

wherestheham
November 20, 2008, 08:30 PM
Your best Christmas memory was the time your daughter hit center mass on the ginger bread cookies with her new .22

streakr
November 20, 2008, 09:17 PM
You buy red and green camo

RKBABob
November 21, 2008, 12:24 PM
You know you're a gun nut..... when you start singing:

Silver Tips...
Winchester Sil-ver Tips...
Its Christmas time, at the gun range!

Rob G
November 21, 2008, 01:32 PM
you buy your family bigger stockings because a box of ammo won't fit in the current ones.
Your inflatable Santa has his own CHL

offthepaper
November 21, 2008, 03:05 PM
ho-ho-ho-pen season!

scrat
November 21, 2008, 03:25 PM
When you get excited to see the christmas editions of Cabelas. yaa yaaa yaaa

armoredman
November 21, 2008, 04:46 PM
You guys are ALL twisted and weird. I am going to go set up one 38Spl. 158gr SWCHP on a dead branch..."cartridge in a bare tree"...

America
November 21, 2008, 05:21 PM
You put those red and green grips with the words, "Go ahead punk, make my sleigh" embedded in them on your 44 magnum.

statelineblues
November 21, 2008, 05:23 PM
I am going to go set up one 38Spl. 158gr SWCHP on a dead branch..."cartridge in a bare tree"...

I'd rather have... "5 in the bull's eye ring..."

JBURGII
November 22, 2008, 09:18 AM
(to jingle bells)

Dashing through the house,
lookin for a place to hide.
Obama's security force,
is waiting right outside.

They heard I have some guns,
They've come to take them away.
To make this country safer,
no telling who I'll slay!

Ammo cans, ammo can, full of .223.
Stocking up before the ban,
evil black guns for me...
OHHHH
Ammo can, ammo cans, full of 7.62.
You can't call it paranoia,
when they really are out ta get you!

threefeathers
November 22, 2008, 12:02 PM
You'v syphoned 5 bucks a week from the kids Christmas fund to buy your wife a new Glock.

xd .45 shooter
November 22, 2008, 02:05 PM
you have visions of black rifles dancing in your head. and another of one setting under the tree.:what::cool:

Fun Gun
November 23, 2008, 12:38 AM
Post #22 ROFL
Awesome!

More verses!

Still 2 Many Choices!?
November 23, 2008, 01:09 AM
Jburg2 -
I want that on a t-shirt for the holiday season :D LOL.

Still 2 Many Choices!?

Ignition Override
November 23, 2008, 03:10 AM
Remember in "Close Encounters Of The Third Kind", when Richard Dreyfuss could not figure out why he needed to make a heap of mud and junk shaped like Devil's Mountain, which he had never seen before?

Somebody's story about a Christmas tree suddenly revealed to me the message that I'm not alone in my mysterious madness.:)
Call my wife and tell her, ok? She majored in music-see the picture here?
Well, my excuse for the second MN 44 last August was "This can be a really early Christmas present from you", despite the fact that I was not sure where the purchase would be, :confused:on the first road trip east on I-40, then north somewhere towards Evansville...any highway, as long as it went thru various small towns with these lonely 'Russian orphans'.

JBURG II: Will tell my wife that you also studied Voice!

NavyLCDR
November 23, 2008, 07:07 AM
You know your wife is a gun nut when she asks for an AR-15 for Christmas and a S&W .460 for her birthday in January.

You know you are a gun nut, when that is what you give her.

rforgy
November 23, 2008, 03:45 PM
This was posted on a local non gun board in my area.

Twas the night before Christmas, cold, dark and foreboding,
As I sat at the work bench, quite busy reloading.

The empties from autumn were polished so clear
For primers and powder, and bullets from Speer
And Hornady's soft-points, and Nosler's Partitions
(MY bench ain't no place for brand name omissions!)

All sat in their boxes, right next to the press
With dies from Pacific, and RCBS
When all of a sudden there came such a jolt,
I grabbed for my Mossberg, and whipped out my Colt.

As I spilled Hodgdon's powder all over the shelf
I scrambled for cover, just to protect myself
From up on the rooftop, came hoofbeats and snorting
Like the noise out of L'il Rock, from Clinton's cavorting!

I eased off the safety, to press-check my auto
With 230-hardball, I'd knock 'em all blotto
Were these rogue federal agents, sent by Schumer and Reno?
Or a staggering Ted Kennedy, in bad need of Beano?

My question was answered with a knock, and some sneezing,
"It's Santa, you moron, lemme in there, I'm freezing!"
I flipped off the dead-bolt and threw the door wide,
To find St. Nick a'shivvering, Rudolph by his side.

He eyeballed my Springfield, with a nod of approval
"You're all set," he said, "for dirtball removal."
"But this is no raid, we're not here to harm you
Or persecute, prosecute or even disarm you".

Instead, said dear Santa, he needed to borrow
My .357, 'till day after tomorrow
"It's okay," he assured me, with a hint of frustration.
"I'm enrolled in the National Rifle Association".

He showed me his card, 'twas a Life Member rating
"I've had this since me and the missus were dating!"
"And you see, Dave ol' buddy, I've gotten real nervous
"Since Feinstein was elected, with a promise to serve us
"So henceforth as I'm out there, my presents a'stackin'
"I want to assure you, I'm legally packin'
"And my gift for you this year, should give you a hoot
"I've told the Supreme Court to give Brady the boot!

"Now, Rudy and I must be on our way"
He said, as he climbed back on the seat of his sleigh
With the reins in his hand, and my Smith in his pocket
He jingled the sleighbells and was off like a rocket.

With a pair of speedloaders, and ammo to spare
I knew he'd be safe, he was loaded for bear.
As he faded from view, I could still hear him calling
"From D.C., where 'P.C.' is already falling
"To bad guys in L.A., Detroit and Atlanta
"I'm licensed to carry. Don't be messin' with Santa!"

Merry Christmas!

JZ06
November 23, 2008, 04:59 PM
I've asked for ammunition, targets and coupons for gun stores!:neener:;)

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