Tactical Birthday, Skunk


September 19, 2003, 02:10 AM
Hey Happy B-day Skunkabilly!!


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September 19, 2003, 02:23 AM
Awww shucks.... :o


September 19, 2003, 02:25 AM
Okay, who's going to make the "slice the pie instead of the cake" wisecrack? C'mon, we're waiting for it. Don't keep us waiting.

Have a Tactical Birthday, Skunk.

September 19, 2003, 02:40 AM
Of course my birthday is tactical. September 19th is 9x19 and 1979 in the Heckler & Koch date code is HK :)


Brian Williams
September 19, 2003, 07:38 AM
Hey Skunk, my son, Peter, says Happy Birthday to you and to himself which you share. He by the way is a scrawny, 5'8" white boy, who is about as tacticool as a herd of elephants in a room spread with Corn Flakes. Are you going to the range to celebrate?


September 19, 2003, 07:41 AM
Happy B'day to Skunk & Peter! Camo cake!!!

September 19, 2003, 07:56 AM
Suppose Dairy Queen makes an ice cream cake that looks like carbon fiber?

September 19, 2003, 08:58 AM
I would like to send Skunkabilly a Birthday wish from Germany. Happy B-Day Skunkabilly.

Have a cold one for me!

September 19, 2003, 09:18 AM
Hey Skunk!!! It's my birthday too!!! I recently picked up a 2.5 in M-19 P/R S&W . Not to "Tactical" but had to have it. Happy B'day to me. Are you treating yourself to anything special for your B'day? Have a GOOD one!!!!!

September 19, 2003, 09:31 AM
Happy Birthday, Skunkman!

Ain't it great to get older??

Remember, as you get older, the knees go first, ....and it works its way up from there:D !

September 19, 2003, 09:43 AM
Yo, Skunkster, wad up? Have a good one, y'all! :D Hope ya get some carbon fibre for y'all bday! :cool:

September 19, 2003, 10:24 AM
Happy birthday skunk.


September 19, 2003, 10:29 AM
Happy birthday to our very own Tacticalman, Skunky!


September 19, 2003, 10:58 AM
Happy Birthday Skunk!

Ree Haw! :D

September 19, 2003, 11:21 AM
Happy Birthday bro! Are you going to have cotton candy, ride the roller coaster, then go to the petting zoo after you destroy the Viet Cong army? ;)

September 19, 2003, 11:34 AM
Ah yeah, can see it now.
Sittin in the corner of a DQ, back to the wall.
Munchin on a sundae.
Cocabola flavored with primer sprinkles.
Suckin on a synthetic soda through a heavy profile straw.
Piercing eyes missing naught, specially the waitress.
You can't see him....cause he wearin DQ Urban camo.
(sundae all over face)

Happy B'day Skunk, lots more to ya.


Gus Dddysgrl
September 19, 2003, 12:15 PM
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunkabilly!!!!!!
Happy Birthday to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have a good one.


September 19, 2003, 12:20 PM
Happy Tactical Birthday, Skunkman!
And many more happy ones to come...

September 19, 2003, 02:36 PM
Tactical Birthday to you,
Tactical Birthday to you,
Tactical Birthday dear Skunky,
Tactical Birthday to you!!!

It wouldn't be the same around here without ya!

I'm currently searching for a carbon fiber bikini for the girl jumping out of the cake to wear...


September 19, 2003, 02:53 PM
I'm currently searching for a carbon fiber bikini for the girl jumping out of the cake to wear...

I'm sure Skunk won't mind if she was "untactical" coming out of the cake. Happy Birthday dude. Watcha gonna get for yerself? Another pistola perhaps?

September 19, 2003, 03:21 PM
Happy B-Day, Skunk....

Many tactical returns...

:D :D :D

September 19, 2003, 03:34 PM
Happy Birthday Mr. Potter:D

September 19, 2003, 03:42 PM
Hmmm....a black birthday cake? :uhoh:

September 19, 2003, 03:57 PM
HBD Skunk

Ed Brunner
September 19, 2003, 04:29 PM
Skunk says tactical carbon fiber or nothing at all!

Happy Birthday Skunk. Wish I were at your party.

September 19, 2003, 04:30 PM
Happy birthday, skunk!

Hmmm....a black birthday cake?

I'm having one now.:D

Andrew Wyatt
September 19, 2003, 04:56 PM
where would the ideal location for a tactical birthday party be?

Lightfighter's store? a hedge in front of the enemy headquarters? a CRV?

September 19, 2003, 05:25 PM
Your new G36 is in the mail. Hope you enjoy it. :p

September 19, 2003, 05:38 PM
Happy birthday, Skunk.

I just merged some duplicate threads -- kept the more descriptive title from one, but I think the initial post is probably from the other one. (That'll confuse everyone real good, heheheh...)


September 19, 2003, 06:17 PM
Happy Birthday, Skunk!

By the way, too bad they don't make birthday cakes out of this "tactical" stuff:

:D :neener: :D

OPM Inc.
September 19, 2003, 06:28 PM
Happy Birthday! :)

Futo Inu
September 19, 2003, 06:51 PM
David, if they did, I'm sure Skunk has at least a few knives that could cut it anyway. Or maybe a tactical inline perforation via 5.56mm kinetic rounds could breech the CF icing perimeter, facilitating ensuing glucose consumption by the civilian attendees.

September 19, 2003, 06:55 PM
Happy B-day, Skunk!

I like Andrew Wyatt's idea. A hedge in front of enemy headquarters.


September 19, 2003, 06:58 PM
Happy Birthday, Skunky.


4v50 Gary
September 19, 2003, 06:58 PM
Happy B-d Skunk. :D

El Tejon
September 19, 2003, 06:58 PM
[checks watch, subtracting for Californistan time] Is my gift there yet?

Has the Korean chick dressed as a sniper made it over to your place yet?:confused:

September 19, 2003, 06:59 PM
and hopefully many more!

September 19, 2003, 07:09 PM
Happy birthday!

September 19, 2003, 07:26 PM
'79? Oh, I feel old all of the sudden!
Hahaha, great cover, Runt!

Average Guy
September 19, 2003, 08:32 PM
Go Skunky...
It's yo' burfday...
We gonna pahty...
Like it's yo burfday...

Dang, you're young. You realize "Star Wars" had been out for two years before you were even born? Man.

Well, Happy Birthday. <shakes head>

September 19, 2003, 09:12 PM
Happy Incept Day Sir Skunkster! :D

September 19, 2003, 10:35 PM
Happy B-day, Skunk! :D

Now, where's that tactical cake? ;)

Brian Dale
September 19, 2003, 10:40 PM
they got my power back on! We have pine needles all over the roads instead of giant trees like after previous hurricanes. We're lucky here; it's been a beautiful day.

I hope you got what YOU wanted, too! Happy Birthday! :D

9x19 --- Reeeee Hawww!!!

September 19, 2003, 10:54 PM
hapy happy happpy


September 20, 2003, 12:33 AM
OK look what my friends got me.... :D

September 20, 2003, 01:59 AM

September 20, 2003, 08:51 PM
Cool boxers, Skunk. Happy B-Day!


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