Quit playin' with your nipples and shoot
Pulp
December 15, 2008, 03:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctca-wunBps
More fun at Ambush. This is my new '51 that is actually representative of something from the past, unlike my old '51 that is .44 caliber.
Anyway, it don't like the same caps as the rest of my percussion revolvers.
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Dr. Tad Hussein Winslow
December 15, 2008, 07:00 PM
Found Elsewhere:
Top Ten Muzzleloader Rifle-Related Phrases that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't (and one to grow on)
11. "It's easy - just stuff it down the front."
10. "I'm old school - round balls only."
9. "Lube that breech plug before you start screwing."
8. "That's one long Pedersoli you got there."
7. "Felt Wads"
6. "If your patch gets stuck, fish around with your worm then pull it out."
5. "Butter up that conical if you want it to slip in easily."
4. "Here, hang onto my ramrod."
3. "First step in the process is to position your cap on the nipple."
2. "I just shot my last load."
1. "Hold the butt between your legs while I swab your bore."
:D :D
alemonkey
December 15, 2008, 10:31 PM
After shooting my frontstuffer, I get a kick out of telling my wife I need to clean my nipples. After the first few times she doesn't think it's funny any more.
Pulp
December 15, 2008, 11:24 PM
A few years ago at a match, a cap fragment blew off a '58 Remington and right down the blouse of a nearby spotter. She pretty much stopped the match when she screamed, "Your hot nipple just went down my blouse!":eek:
1858rem
December 15, 2008, 11:29 PM
lol, yah thats crazy when ya come in on the wrong end of a conversation you know nothin about and catch any of that lol. the funnier ones happen when you seriously mean somethin and make a funny without knowin it lol
Hellgate
December 16, 2008, 12:33 AM
Remember: the Frontiersman category is the only one where you can shoot your wad and play with your balls while tweaking the nipples on a pair of 44s.
Dr. Tad Hussein Winslow
December 18, 2008, 02:17 PM
the Frontiersman category is the only one where you can shoot your wad and play with your balls while tweaking the nipples on a pair of 44s.
:D :eek: :D
wittzo
December 24, 2008, 06:29 PM
Every time I email someone about blackpowder, Eudora gives me 3 chili peppers because my language might offend a recipient. I get red lines under "nipples" and "balls"...I have to watch out when I talk about shooting at work..The other day I was complaining that my nipples weren't big enough on my new pistol (to fit musket caps). I had to really watch out..
bobby n.
December 24, 2008, 10:18 PM
nipple lube? nipple wrench, the gal at walmart hates me. i went in looking for a wrench and she called me a perv and suggested i use clothes pins and a spiked dog collar in the pet section all the while covering her breast with her hands ..shows me where her mind was at
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